It was no longer a bright and sunny day in Konoha, what with Kabuto throwing Sakura down after she had graciously jumped into his arms, and her insane temper causing stress among all the villagers of Konoha.
As it happened, Kabuto found a rifle, and while preparing to shoot Sakura, he discovered something. Something important…
"I'm not gay!" yelled Kabuto. "I am not gay!"
Just then, Kabuto burst into song:
"Hey all you people, hey all you people, hey all you people just listen to me! I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sand-"
"Um Kabuto," said Sakura, "wrong song."
"Right," Kabuto said, as embarrassment struck him. He knew that singing lines from Spongebob had to be the wrong thing to do at the time.
Just then, Iruka-Sensei and Naruto walked up to the pair, Naruto striding along, trying to impress Sakura.
But, Kabuto intervened, and yelled, "Sakura, I realize now that you are my love! Let us rush into the sunset!"
Sakura "gently" pushed Naruto away, and she ran with Kabuto to Orochimaru's home, where they threw flash grenades upon Orochimaru and Sasuke, simultaneously yelling, "You're not the ones that we want!" While Kabuto made it apparent that he indeed was not gay by burning snakes in front of Orochimaru's eyes.
Kabuto and Sakura rushed against each other, with the love of a thousand suns beaming from their eyes.
Poor Sasuke-kun, thought Sakura, but he just wasn't my guy.
"Hey Sasuke," yelled Sakura, "Naruto is looking for you." And it was at this time when Sasuke weaved his way around Orochimaru, and yelled, "I know."
As he revealed the I Love Naruto tattoo on his back, Sakura beamed, and thought; now everyone will be happy!
Tune in… tomorrow for the next episode, where Naruto will meet up with Sasuke, and they will both cry at the thought that they do not live in the Pokemon World. Gotta Catch Them All!