Oh jeez, I haven't updated this thing in AGES. Once I get this chappie up, I'll edit the first so all the typos are fixed.

What If We Filmed…

What If We Filmed… Mattress Girl!

"Welcome back to What If We Filmed," says Kai. "Earlier, we saw that poor soul, Tyson, having a little bad luck. Right now, we're undercover. I, along with our camera man, Ray, will be filming the unfortunate accidents and events in famous Beyblade team's lives. We're quite near to…"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"

"Jesus, Kai, what did you do?" asks Ray, looking a bit unnerved.

"Well, as we all know, Hilary can be a bit of a nag…"

"A bit?"

"A lot. Whatever. Fact is…"

"I'M SOAKED!!"

"The water bucket," nods Kai.

"EEEEEEEW!!!"

"Snot Barrel O' Doom."

"Snot Barrel O' Doom? Where do you get these things?" demands Ray.

"Internet," replies Kai smugly.

"When I get a hold of whoever did this, I'll, I'll…!!!"

"No you won't."

"I'm STUCK!! GLUE????"

"Oh yeah. Now that's good."

"Didn't you use all the glue on Tyson?"

"Who said I'm causing all this?" asks Kai, innocently.

"Well, you're making it obvious…"

"Get back to manning the camera, Ray. Do what I pay you for."

"You don't pay me! Aren't you meant to? Hmm…."

"Ooh, here she comes!"

Hilary struggles out of the front door to her house, a mattress attached to her back and snot in her soaking wet hair.

"WHO DID THIS???" she screams.

"Kai, you'd better get out of here," whispers Ray.

"Why? It isn't like she knows "

"I bet it was TYSON! Tyson, I am SO gonna get you!!!"

Hilary does a great attempt at a run with a mattress on her back, to Tyson's house.

"Even better!"

Kai and Ray run, Ray filming along the way. They stop outside Tyson's house, hidden in some handy bushes.

Hilary is standing outside Tyson's front door. She tries to raise her fist to knock it, but her hand is glued to the mattress. The only part of her that isn't stuck is her feet. She does a weird, leap sort of thing and manages to make a thwacking noise on the door. Tyson opens it, wearing bandages all over himself. Hilary roars and leaps at him, teeth bared, eyes flashing fire.

"And so, we leave those two to do what they have to do…"

"Kai!"

"Ok, ok. We've gotta go before they twig it was… er.. Could have been me, and team up against us."

"You."

"Us."

"YOU!"

Ray turns to camera to face himself and says:

"Join us next time for more What if We Filmed. Kai, will you give us a clue as to what will happen next time?"

Ray turns the camera to face Kai.

"Let's just say… Kenny has a fit and so does Dizzi. Nuff said."

Commercial: A cute, chibi version of Kai walks onto the screen. He stares at the camera, a line of milk above his top lip.

"Got Milk?" he mutters.

Another chapter done! Let's hope my reviewers will return to me after my long, unannounced hiatus.