Treasure Hunt
Author: PiratessDesire
Rating: G
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended!
A/N: An extended version to fit the whole story! To the tune of "Jingle Bells", I give you Jack's side of the story during Dead Man's Chest!
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Sailing through the seas
On the deck of the Black Pearl
Passing the palm trees
Traveling all the world (Yo ho, ho!)
Captain Sparrow swings
To steal all from the fight
What fun it is to blow up things
Then sleep soundly at night
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
One silent, rum-less night
When no one was around
Jack went down to the hold
There was a big, huge sound
Yes, Bootstrap Bill was there
And told him of the beast
He put the Black Spot on his hand
It was scary at the least
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Stuck in a random place
Their trip was not that brief
They all got held captive
Then Jack was made the chief
The next part wasn't clear
But roasting isn't fun
And after some insane escapes
It seemed best just to run
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Sailing upriver
And Meeting Tia D.
She said some obeah clues
Didn't understand fully
But then at a shipwreck
Jack finally gets a deal
99 souls aboard a ship
Can't believe that it was real
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
The Faithful Bride was wild
And Gibbs had a hard time
Finding dumb old men
That can't commit a crime
Norrington showed up
Wanted Jack to shed some blood
But before he had a chance to shoot
He was rolling in the mud
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Once he had a crew
Jack decided to make sail
But before he climbed on board
He was asked out by a male
Lucky, it's Elizabeth
But then Jack had a thought
The compass pointed straight and true
He knew he had her caught
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Back upon his ship
Jack attempted to propose
But she just turned him down
He didn't get too close
Needed to break his curse
His compass won't stay still
He didn't think it could get worse
And then along came Will
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Caught in a three-way fight
His head, he couldn't feel
So he grabbed the key
And jumped out of the wheel
He had his jar of dirt
The heart was in his hand
He stuffed the thump-thump in the pot
Then rowed right off of land
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Sailing happily
Jack was filled with pride
But just then Davy Jones
Had surfaced at the side
Jack quipped some insults fast
The canons weren't quite fair
And right after the dirt jar broke
The thump-thump wasn't there
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Jack tried to run away
Everything was going fine
But just when he was safe
He stepped right out of line
He shot the Kraken down
She looked him in the eye
She said that he was a good man
Then left him there to die
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
Oh, treasure hunt, treasure hunt
Hunting night and day
Oh, what fun it is to raid,
Pilfer your guts away (Aye!)
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Yes it's a bit long, but I REALLY wanted to put the whole movie in there because this song is just so perfect for it! Hope you liked it!