Even though this is an abomination of Uncle Rick's works, I still don't own PJO.
Annabeth walks into her new school. She just moved from California and is now the new girl at "Goode High School." Her hair is messy from waking up late and complains on how much she wants to return back to California. She looks at her surroundings and spots an amazingly, gorgeous, boy talking to some of his friends.
This guy, if you hadn't guessed already, is Mr. Percy Jackson. He's the captain of the school's swim team and the school's playboy/bad boy/man-whore. Did I mention that he's also the most popular guy in school? Right next to him are his best friend, the geek and tree-hugger freak Grover Underwood, and the emo (but still hot) Nico di Angelo.
Right next to them, are the "popular girls." They're either some unrealistic OC's that the author came up or one of the following: Rachel Dare, Calypso, or some other female character that the PJO fandom (for no real reason whatsoever) hates. (I'll use Rachel as an example). Rachel looks at Percy with hearts in her eyes and is determined to make him hers no matter what. She's wearing slut-like clothes and acts like a total bitch. Yup, definitely your run-of-the-mill mean girl.
Percy notices Annabeth walk into the hallway and at that moment, decides that he loves her and wants to be her boyfriend. These are his exact thoughts. Damn! That girl is so hot. Look at them legs, and she has a pretty nice ass too. I'll ask her out later.
Percy walks up and tries to flirt with her. Annabeth of course, ignores his advances and makes friends with another girl, Thalia Grace. Thalia then says something along the lines of "GET AWAY FROM HER YOU **** **** ** *******!" Thalia then goes on how she hates the popular kids and how she would love it if they fell down from grace.
In the meanwhile, Nico is making goo-goo eyes at her and admires her from afar.
The bell rings and the students disperse from the halls. Annabeth runs to her first class, AP Greek, and surprise! Percy is in the same class with her. But wait, there's more! Turns out, that isn't the only class that she has with him. Percy is also in her Marine Biology class (why would she take it, I don't know), her history class, and gym. She also happens to sit next to Percy IN EVERY SINGLE ONE. What are the odds of that? Amazingly, Percy does well in every class even though he's too busy bedding girls being the playboy that he is.
This goes on for a couple of chapters or until the author gets bored and decides to add something "interesting" to spice the story up. So what better than Truth or Dare. Hahaha, no. Blah, blah, embarrassing secrets are told, blah, blah, Percy reveals that his parents are divorced, blah, blah, more pointless plot devices. The game finally ends when Annabeth is dared to kiss Percy. BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YA?
Eventually, Percy and Annabeth have to work on a project together. By this point, Annabeth finds herself starting to all for Percy and Percy for Annabeth. After some pressuring from Percy, Nico finally has the balls to ask Thalia out and now they're a happy couple. But Thalia, I thought you said you didn't like the popular kids? The why are you dating one and are perfectly fine with your best friend falling in love with Percy?
Rachel being the nosy little girl she is, finds out that Percy loves Annabeth and devises a plan to separate them. She A) spreads nasty rumors about Annabeth or B) makes out with Percy in front of Annabeth. You know how Annabeth is sensible and reasonable in the books? The author decides to toss those characteristics out and makes her a sensitive girl who freaks out at the slightest mention of cheating.
Percy hasn't heard of the rumors yet and is still busy wondering and why he hasn't seen Annabeth for a while. He goes to her house and finds Annabeth sobbing her eyes out. She yells at Percy for cheating on her and throws a fit. Yup, that definitely sounds like Annabeth. But after a few minutes of consoling, they're back together again and Percy asks her out to prom- which she happily accepts.
They arrive at the school in Percy's fancy and expensive car and everybody is instantly jealous of them. Rachel fumes in the back of the gym wondering on how her plan didn't work. Annabeth is wearing a sea green dress (not green, but sea green) while Percy wears a black suit with a green tie. They both look amazingly gorgeous. In fact they're so amazingly gorgeous that they get voted Prom King and Queen. Isn't that great?
All of the characters (excluding Rachel Dare), lived happily ever after in their OOC states.
I had fun writing this. This is more of a satirical comment on "Percy/Annabeth Goes to Goode Stories" than a parody but you guys still get my point.
I don't understand why everybody hates Rachel. She's a normal, mortal girl who didn't do anything wrong. I find that she's a very likeable character.