"HOHO! I've got you now Zelda!" Ganon screamed.

"HOLD UP." Zelda screamed. "I'm not done painting my nails!"

(Now as we all know Zelda isn't very….um how should I put this…smart. I mean come on how many times has she been captured, almost killed and saved again by Link? Like seriously can't she save herself? SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL CLEARLY SHOWS SHE CAN!! Woops…back to the story…..while I go have a cookie)

"Zelda come on….I'm gonna miss my shows"

"What the…..WHERE IN A MAGICAL LAND! Theirs not gonna be TV shows." Zelda answered.

"DAMN! The dark GODS LIE!!I was told this is where the tellitubbies live…."

"Tellitubbies…WTF!" Zelda screamed. "you come all this way just to see if you could find the tellitubbies….I COULD BE MORE EVIL THEN YOU!!"

"prove it little miss perfect." Ganon answered "show me what u can do.."

Zelda turns into Sheik jumps a Ganon, kills him, then revives him with the triforce……then does it again…and again….and again (Now why the hell didn't she do that, the first 5 times she was captured by ganon….

"STOP! I give I give…." Ganon whimpers "O LOOK I THINK I SEE THE YELLOW TELLITUBBIE!"

"Where?"

When Zelda turns around she is slapped in the back of the head by Ganon, picked up, and carried to a WTF IS THAT portal that just suddenly appeared in the middle of the room.

Link is still spinning and spinning……

Finally Link finds himself in a dark castle. Surrounded by…….tellitubbies?

"Link, it is your turn to be doomed by our fluffy goodness!!" The green one said.

"We will then throw you into a TV so you can tell all the little kids about how eating your veggies help you grow healthy.

"TELLITUBBIES!" Link exclaimed. "YOU'RE MY FAVORITE"

"Wha?….Are you not scared by are multicolor fur of doom and TVs that has little kids in them?"

"Take me to your house I wanna see that little elephant vacuum that runs around! Link said.

"How dare you ask us to take you…"

"OOO GIVE SOME OF THAT WEIRD GOO YOU GUYS ALWAYS EAT!" Link interrupted.

"THAT'S IT" The yellow one screamed "YOUR MINE"

The yellow one started to charge Link…..slowly

"AAAAH FATTY ALERT" Link screamed. "KILL IT"

Link jumped and cut off then yellow ones head. The other tellitubbies saw it and ran away.

"I've never tried tellitubbie meat!"

Link started a fire and started to cook his kill. Once it turned golden brown he began to eat it

"EWWW it tastes like a old man…."