Title: Same Setup, New Punchline
Format: 100 word drabble
Date: 2010 December 7

~X~R~

Tim: Everything went crazy - I was sixteen before dad found out about Robin. Then I survived retirement, gang wars and Stephanie's "death" and return, Jason's return, multiple crises, dad being murdered and zombied, the move to Bludhaven, One Year Later, Damian's appearance, Black Glove, Last Rite, Battle for the Cowl, countless smaller stories not even including the Teen Titans stuff, my tour of Europe against Ra's (twice) and the headline on the paper still reads Teen Wayne heir.

Jubilee: Everything went crazy - I got bitten by a vampire and my boobs got huge.

Tim: You always win these.

~X~R~