After growing tired of waiting for Kagura to confess her feeling for him out loud without including insults, Sougo convinces her that it's opposite day

They were both sitting at the table facing each other, Kagura was eating her breakfast or rather devouring it while sougo was just sitting there thinking,
'' What are you doing fool ?'' kagura finally noticed that sougo was spacing out somewhere instead of eating, '' if you don't want to eat your meal just give it to me then'',

''what day is it today China ?'',

''uh, Friday ?'',

'' you clearly have no clue what day it is, do you ?''

''I clearly don't care'',

''it's the Opposite day !'' ,

''Opposite what ?'' she asked very confused at his statement

'' You mean you've never heard of it? Girl, have you been missing out! Opposite Day is the one day of the year when you get to act different! Normally I'm annoying the hell out of you, teasing you, insulting you, but today I'm quite and I wouldn't bother you !'',

''really? So it's basically an occasion for people to act out of character ?'',

''it's not that they act out of character, people act the same they're just doing it the opposite way, it's like a game'',

''Does everybody know about Opposite day ?'',

''yeah of course! it's not like that everyone here is a yato coming from a far away planet and doesn't know much about earth celebrations..'', sougo said while smirking, kagura glared at him ''I thought you said that you wouldn't bother me today ?'',

''If I'm going to play this game you've to do it as well which means you've to act friendly too or else I'm not doing it'',

'no I shouldn't let this beautiful opportunity slip away from me, thanks to this wonderful day he'll act nicely toward me which means I'll be at total peace today', ''so.. ?'', kagura snapped from her thought after hearing sougo's voice,

'' yeah I'm playing !, I'll act the opposite way !''she responded,

Sougo couldn't help but chuckle a bit, 'what a naive wife I have she's too easy to convince, I need to teach her a lesson so she would stop trusting people without thinking !' he smirked at the thought, Sadaharu was sitting under the table confused about what was happening, after being on earth for so long the dog never witnessed such a day, he decided to come out from under the table, ''Woof !'',

''Sadaharu, where's your holiday spirit?'' kagura frowned,

''Meow !'', and with this sadaharu went out of the house meowing instead of barking, ''what the hell just happened now ?'' sougo started at Kagura looking for an answer,

''wish I could know''

''okay nevermind,I'll be going to work now'' he headed straight toward the door and then he stopped for a moment and said ''Goodbye sweetie'' he smirked at her and left, Kagura blushed furiously 'thank god he left before seeing my face, ughh stop blushing dammit', and then she realized something, ''wait he said sweetie ? which means he means the opposite! what an asshole…''.

''I'm back'', sougo just returned back from work preparing himself to proceed his plan, ''welcome back'' a voice replied from the living room kagura was cleaning the house, sougo blinked 'it's working my plan is working !', ''what are you doing love ?'', the last word echoed on her ears, frankly, she feels very happy hearing sougo calling her with these romantic nicknames instead of china…but she wouldn't give him the satisfaction to know that, besides by calling her 'love' he actually meant the opposite which she didn't like,

''I'm cleaning the damn house, what do you think I'm doing here ?'',

''I remember we had an agreement love, did we ?''

'oh shit I have to act nice', ''oh yeah I'm sorry'' kagura apologized with a smile on her face, 'If only this fake day was real' sougo thought to himself. After changing his clothes sougo headed to where Kagura was so he can finish his plan and gets what he wanted from the start, he sat down next to her and asked suddenly '' hey love tell me how do you feel about me ?'',

'' eeeh? what are you talking about all of sudden ?'',

'' I'm the one who asked a question first respond to mine and then I'll respond to yours '', he explained a smile never leaving his face, 'what's wrong with him', '' Okay I Ha—'' she stopped and thought before continuing 'wait If I say I hate him he will think I said I love him ! so I have to say the opposite',

''Hello ?'', again sougo's voice snapped her from her own thought, ''you what ?'' he asked, ''I LOVE YOU and I can't live without you'' 'here we go' sougo pulled his phone from his pocket to record her confession, Kagura continued ''you're the air I would kill to breathe, when you leave the house every day to go working I feel so lonely, please stay home more often'', 'how sweet I would never delete this' he smirked while thinking ,

''okay now china I have to give an answer to your question right ?'',

'China? why is he calling me this now ?', ''Yeah I guess'' kagura said with a suspicious face,

''China I'm sorry but there's nothing such as the opposite day I just invented it from my mind in order to make you confess your eternal feelings for me out loud, by the way, I recorded it, wanna hear it ?'', kagura was shocked '' you son of a bitch ! you can't do this delete the damn record right now !'',

''how about no ?'', a big sadistic smirk was on sougo's face, ''then you'll die right now !'', kagura pulled her umbrella and started shooting at sougo, he didn't have his sword beside him unfortunately which lead him to no choice but to get out and run away from the house, Kagura followed him outside chasing after him, they passed near yorozuya, ''delete it now and I'll spare your life''
''no'',
Gintoki watched them bickering and sighed '' young love''.

A/N: so I finally decided to turn this into a collection of one-shots, hope you like this chapter

I got inspired from one of SpongeBob episodes XD