Itako Number Two!
Disclaimer:: Belongs to Takei-sama and so on and so on.
"Wow! You have such a pretty house!" Anna exclaimed. "These flowers are so pretty!"
"Umm...err...lemme show you to your room." Yoh said feeling like he was talking to a completely different person.
"Okay," she followed him upstairs and a beautiful room opened up. "Wow! It's so pretty too! Are you sure it's alright if I could have the whole room to myself? I feel kind of selfish." Anna smiled. Yoh blushed.
"It's your room though."
"Oh thank you, kind sir! Your name is...Yoh. Right?"
"Yeah."
"Anyways, I have to be off to see my boyfriend!" she said cheerfully.
"Ah---err, Anna?"
"Yes, Yoh?"
"I don't think it's a good time to visit him now. Why don't you meet my friends, huh?" Yoh looked away with a downcast look. 'Wait til they see this.'
"That would be wonderful! Okay!" Anna and Yoh then walked over to Ren's house. Yoh knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" A woman's voice called from inside.
"It's us." Was all that Yoh needed to say before Jun opened the door. "Oh." Jun smiled. "Come on in. Ren's watching TV."
"I never knew Ren got to be a couch potato." Yoh snickered.
Ren looked up from the television obviously distracted by whoever came in.
"Oh, Yoh." He nodded. Then he looked further right. "ANNA?!?!?"
"Oh my, how does everyone know my name?" she asked as Ren hid under the couch. "Hello down there." She smiles cheerfully.
"GET AWAY." Ren stuck his glaive out which Anna avoided.
"Eep! I guess there really are mean people out there." She said sitting on the couch. And from the other room she heard...
"Ahh fuck! You beat me again!!!"
"Now who might that be?" she asked.
"Horohoro and Chocolove playing those video games again." Ren said getting out from the couch suspicious of the itako sitting there. "Who are you, really?"
"Anna Kyouyama." Ren looks away with the odd creeped out look. "And you are...?"
"Tao Ren." He said.
"And I'm Jun." His older sister leaned over. "You look like Anna Kyouyama but you aren't her."
"Why I am her! What is there about me that is so unfamiliar?"
Ren, Jun, and Yoh exchanged glances.
"Nothing! Nothing at all!" she laughs. "Anyways, HOROHORO. CHOCOLOVE. GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE." Horohoro and Chocolove STORMED into the room causing chaos.
"WHAAAT??" they saw Jun. Then Yoh. And then Ren. And then...
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"SHUT UP." Ren snapped.
"-----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hello. Who might you two be?"
"HEH?" Horohoro and Chocolove exchanged glances.
"The question is, who are YOU?" Horohoro pointed.
"Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Anna Kyouyama. What's yours?" Horohoro and Chocolove exchanged glances. Then they whispered.
"This is NOT Anna Kyouyama."
"Not in a million YEARS!" Then the two straightened up.
"My name is Horohoro."
"And I'm Chocolove."
"Hi! It's so wonderful that Yoh has so many friends. Isn't it?" she said to them.
Ren, who was sitting next to her but still kept a bit of distance said, "So. It looks you don't remember any of us, don't you?"
"Really? None of you look familiar at all. You might have mistaken me for someone else who looks like me perhaps."
"Ehehehe..." Yoh laughed hysterically. "We could say that if your name wasn't really Anna Kyouyama."
"Oh, I apologize!" she smiles at them which makes them all wince. "I accidentally must have fallen and might've lost my memory a little bit. Perhaps you all could help me recover, hmm?" she smiles and giggles seeing everyone in the room corner up like in a group huddle.
"Should we help her?"
"It's best we should get her memory back."
"But this is ANNA KYOUYAMA we're talking about here."
"Perhaps she should stay like that. I like that kind of sweet personality."
"You make me laugh. HA!"
"She reminds me of that anemic girl from this comic book I read."
"Let's go easy on her. We'll think of something later."
"Okay!"
The group breaks up and sits back where they originally were.
"So, Anna," Yoh said. "Do you know what the Shaman tournament is?"
"Yes, of course."
"Do you remember participating in it?" Horohoro dared to go further this time.
"Yes, but I lost against this funny Patch man because I fainted in the middle of my match. But that's okay. If I can ask my boyfriend how to reincarnate to another five hundred years, I hope I won't make the same mistake again!" she explains. They ALL exchanged looks this time.
"Wait a minute." Ren paused. "Your boyfriend? Reincarnate and five hundred years?"
Horohoro's mouth dropped wide open. Chocolove hid. Jun looked at Yoh for the answer. Yoh had nothing to say so he kept his mouth shut.
"Asakura Hao? You know who he is? Wow! Everyone here seems to know who me and my boyfriend are!"
"H-H-H-H-H-H-H-HAO?!?!?!?" Ren nearly fainted.
"Of course. Why not? He's so charming and such a wonderful boy. But then again, don't feel bad. I think all of you are really cute too! Yoh, and Ren," she smiles at Ren who cringes. "And Jun is really pretty too."
"Thanks!" she cheers.
"And Chocobo, is it? And Hobo Hobo," she smiles.
"IT'S ChocoLOVE." Chocolove grumbled.
"And HoRo HoRo!" Horohoro grumbled as well.
"Oh, excuse me! I must be off to see my boyfriend now! I hope all of you will be alright?" she looks at all of them. They all nod in sync.
"That's good! I'll be back soon!" she skips out of the door. As soon as she closes it the tension breaks and BURSTS INTO COMPLETE AGONY.
"YOH ASAKURA!?!??!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN LET HER CHEAT ON YOU."
"WHY ASAKURA HAO?!?!"
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!?!"
"THAT IS NOT ANNA KYOUYAMA!!!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't do anything, honest!"
A/N:: Poor Yoh. Stuck in the middle of it all. Can you guess who Anna Kyouyama acts like and what her "current" personality is based from? R&R PLEASE.
Disclaimer:: Belongs to Takei-sama and so on and so on.
"Wow! You have such a pretty house!" Anna exclaimed. "These flowers are so pretty!"
"Umm...err...lemme show you to your room." Yoh said feeling like he was talking to a completely different person.
"Okay," she followed him upstairs and a beautiful room opened up. "Wow! It's so pretty too! Are you sure it's alright if I could have the whole room to myself? I feel kind of selfish." Anna smiled. Yoh blushed.
"It's your room though."
"Oh thank you, kind sir! Your name is...Yoh. Right?"
"Yeah."
"Anyways, I have to be off to see my boyfriend!" she said cheerfully.
"Ah---err, Anna?"
"Yes, Yoh?"
"I don't think it's a good time to visit him now. Why don't you meet my friends, huh?" Yoh looked away with a downcast look. 'Wait til they see this.'
"That would be wonderful! Okay!" Anna and Yoh then walked over to Ren's house. Yoh knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" A woman's voice called from inside.
"It's us." Was all that Yoh needed to say before Jun opened the door. "Oh." Jun smiled. "Come on in. Ren's watching TV."
"I never knew Ren got to be a couch potato." Yoh snickered.
Ren looked up from the television obviously distracted by whoever came in.
"Oh, Yoh." He nodded. Then he looked further right. "ANNA?!?!?"
"Oh my, how does everyone know my name?" she asked as Ren hid under the couch. "Hello down there." She smiles cheerfully.
"GET AWAY." Ren stuck his glaive out which Anna avoided.
"Eep! I guess there really are mean people out there." She said sitting on the couch. And from the other room she heard...
"Ahh fuck! You beat me again!!!"
"Now who might that be?" she asked.
"Horohoro and Chocolove playing those video games again." Ren said getting out from the couch suspicious of the itako sitting there. "Who are you, really?"
"Anna Kyouyama." Ren looks away with the odd creeped out look. "And you are...?"
"Tao Ren." He said.
"And I'm Jun." His older sister leaned over. "You look like Anna Kyouyama but you aren't her."
"Why I am her! What is there about me that is so unfamiliar?"
Ren, Jun, and Yoh exchanged glances.
"Nothing! Nothing at all!" she laughs. "Anyways, HOROHORO. CHOCOLOVE. GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE." Horohoro and Chocolove STORMED into the room causing chaos.
"WHAAAT??" they saw Jun. Then Yoh. And then Ren. And then...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH-"
"SHUT UP." Ren snapped.
"-----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hello. Who might you two be?"
"HEH?" Horohoro and Chocolove exchanged glances.
"The question is, who are YOU?" Horohoro pointed.
"Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Anna Kyouyama. What's yours?" Horohoro and Chocolove exchanged glances. Then they whispered.
"This is NOT Anna Kyouyama."
"Not in a million YEARS!" Then the two straightened up.
"My name is Horohoro."
"And I'm Chocolove."
"Hi! It's so wonderful that Yoh has so many friends. Isn't it?" she said to them.
Ren, who was sitting next to her but still kept a bit of distance said, "So. It looks you don't remember any of us, don't you?"
"Really? None of you look familiar at all. You might have mistaken me for someone else who looks like me perhaps."
"Ehehehe..." Yoh laughed hysterically. "We could say that if your name wasn't really Anna Kyouyama."
"Oh, I apologize!" she smiles at them which makes them all wince. "I accidentally must have fallen and might've lost my memory a little bit. Perhaps you all could help me recover, hmm?" she smiles and giggles seeing everyone in the room corner up like in a group huddle.
"Should we help her?"
"It's best we should get her memory back."
"But this is ANNA KYOUYAMA we're talking about here."
"Perhaps she should stay like that. I like that kind of sweet personality."
"You make me laugh. HA!"
"She reminds me of that anemic girl from this comic book I read."
"Let's go easy on her. We'll think of something later."
"Okay!"
The group breaks up and sits back where they originally were.
"So, Anna," Yoh said. "Do you know what the Shaman tournament is?"
"Yes, of course."
"Do you remember participating in it?" Horohoro dared to go further this time.
"Yes, but I lost against this funny Patch man because I fainted in the middle of my match. But that's okay. If I can ask my boyfriend how to reincarnate to another five hundred years, I hope I won't make the same mistake again!" she explains. They ALL exchanged looks this time.
"Wait a minute." Ren paused. "Your boyfriend? Reincarnate and five hundred years?"
Horohoro's mouth dropped wide open. Chocolove hid. Jun looked at Yoh for the answer. Yoh had nothing to say so he kept his mouth shut.
"Asakura Hao? You know who he is? Wow! Everyone here seems to know who me and my boyfriend are!"
"H-H-H-H-H-H-H-HAO?!?!?!?" Ren nearly fainted.
"Of course. Why not? He's so charming and such a wonderful boy. But then again, don't feel bad. I think all of you are really cute too! Yoh, and Ren," she smiles at Ren who cringes. "And Jun is really pretty too."
"Thanks!" she cheers.
"And Chocobo, is it? And Hobo Hobo," she smiles.
"IT'S ChocoLOVE." Chocolove grumbled.
"And HoRo HoRo!" Horohoro grumbled as well.
"Oh, excuse me! I must be off to see my boyfriend now! I hope all of you will be alright?" she looks at all of them. They all nod in sync.
"That's good! I'll be back soon!" she skips out of the door. As soon as she closes it the tension breaks and BURSTS INTO COMPLETE AGONY.
"YOH ASAKURA!?!??!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN LET HER CHEAT ON YOU."
"WHY ASAKURA HAO?!?!"
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!?!"
"THAT IS NOT ANNA KYOUYAMA!!!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't do anything, honest!"
A/N:: Poor Yoh. Stuck in the middle of it all. Can you guess who Anna Kyouyama acts like and what her "current" personality is based from? R&R PLEASE.