A/N: I don't own Yugioh! I'm trying to update at _least_ once a week, but
school is being such a burden! So, gomen nasai! And I think I'll be quiet
now so you can start reading (0.o.) .enjoy!
~*~
"Get in," Bakura ordered, leading, or rather, dragging, a protesting Ryou into the car. But unfortunately, the chibi refused to listen and wrapped his little arms around a lamp post.
"No! Me no want to go!" Ryou screamed, nearly bursting Bakura's ear drums.
"You will go! Now, just get the #&@* in!" Bakura shouted back, something he will soon regret.
The bottom lip of the white-haired youngster quivered, as he broke into an uncontrollable fit of sobs and cries.
Yami, who ran out of the game shop to see this new crisis, groaned.
"Bakura, you dummy, why did you make Ryou cry?" The former pharaoh yelled, then tried his best to comfort the little boy.
"Now, now, mean nasty Bakura won't hurt you again," Yami cooed, or at least tried, and glared at the albino. "_Right_Bakura?"
"Whatever." Bakura rolled his eyes.
Ryou instantly stopped crying and grinned, hugging Yami around the neck that the game king turned a nice shade of purple before managing to pry the chibi off.
"Me like Yami!" Ryou giggled, looking up at the multi-color haired teen in admiration and hugging him again.
Of course, Yugi just happened to be crawling by and saw Ryou hugging _his_ Yami. Being a chibi and incomprehensible of the word 'sharing', Yugi ran up to the two and grabbed Yami by his hand.
"Yami mine!" The pharaoh's little light pouted, then pointed to Bakura. "He your yami."
"But my yami a big meanie!" Ryou whined, sticking his tongue out at the tomb-robber. "You can have him!"
"I always have one," Yugi snuggled against Yami's leg, which was as high as he could reach. "You keep him!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"You---!"
"Shut the %&*# up! Both of you!" Apparently, Bakura was getting more than a bit fed up. "I do _not_ belong to neither of you, and if I hear anything, and I mean _anything_ escape your cursed little mouths once more, you'll regret ever even being born!"
That shut the two chibis up, that is, until, Ryou asked with dark brown eyes eyeing Bakura perplexingly, "Whaddo you mean, yami? Aren't we already born?"
Yami, who had been silently listening to the entire conversation, could hardly contain his laughter. Scratch that. The supposedly well- composed king of games burst out laughing, while Bakura tried yoga breathing in an attempt to not kill his little hikari.
Meanwhile, Seto, Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Mokuba, who had been sitting in the car, got bored and decided to create a little mischief. It just so happened that Yami left his keys in the vehicle, and Seto, being the tallest, crawled into the driver's seat and reached out to turn the object.
The entire chibi gang squealed with delight as the 2000-pound machine came to life. Joey managed to climb into the driver's seat along with Seto, and started to spin the steering wheel. Seto went to the bottom of the seat and discovered two flat things, and sat on one. Instantly, the car zoomed forward with foreboding speed, throwing all the chibis back into their seats.
Yami, who was still laughing his head off, suddenly stared at the moving vehicle in disbelief as it flew down the street.
"What in the name of Ra?" The pharaoh cursed as he attempted to chase after his grandfather's Honda, but was restricted to the ground by the kind hearts of Yugi and Ryou.
Unfortunately, Bakura had trudged to the middle of the road trying to control himself, and swear quite loudly when he was almost reduced to a pancake.
"What the hell?!" Bakura cursed as he jumped out of the way in time.
The tires screeched as Joey stirred the car around and back at the albino. It seems that the blonde chibi had thought it was a game of 'trying-to-kill- the-guy-with-white-hair', so he happily went for the target once more.
Bakura's eye's widened in horror as the Honda charge at him. This time, he rolled out of the way and ran behind Yami.
Of course, Joey didn't consider Yami's safety as he turned the car on the tomb-thief. Yami gaped as the vehicle grew unanimously close until his senses returned and he rushed into the game shop. Ryou and Yugi screamed in delight as they got a free ride from clinging onto Yami's legs.
Bakura, not wanting to be the so-called target again, followed, and soon a large CRASH and glass/wood shattering was heard. When Yami poked his head out from upstairs, he nearly fainted.
The entire frontier of the game shop was in ruins. Walls were devastated, as well as the cases of dueling cards, comic books, etc. The door was reduced to a pile of splinter, and the same could be said for the windows.
Bakura whistled in amazement at the chaos so recently created, eyeing the car that was stuck halfway through what used to be that wall in amusement.
"You know, for once I actually like those little brats," the thief mused, deciding not to kill the kids just _yet_
Meanwhile, Yami was still in the process of recuperating from his stupor. At last, three mere words managed to escape his mouth.
"I HATE CHIBIS!!!"
***
Two hours later and after five driving tickets, Yami, Bakura, as well as the chibi gang arrived at the mall. Yugi and Ryou had used the infamous and _evil_ puppy-dog eyes, whilst Seto, Joey, and Mokuba threatened to give him a memorable hair cut. They actually super glued the game king's pants to the chair and held a scissors to his hair. Now, Yami has a patched up, polka-dotted bottom, which he tried to cover up with his jacket.
So, the trio traversed the grounds to the dreadful clothes store, passing by the candy shop on the way. Big mistake.
"I wanna go to candy! Candy!" Joey cried out, immediately spotting the colorful arrays of sugar.
This caused a commotion amongst the rest of the chibis, who all begged/threatened/pleaded to go.
"Pul-leez.?" Yugi whined, hugging Yami's legs and staring up at him with big, teary, violet eyes.
"Say no, pharaoh!" Bakura yelled, fearing for the worst. He had a feeling that sugar wasn't good for chibis. "You better not---ow!"
"You stay out!" Ryou frowned, his little hands on his hips.
Bakura looked down at his hikari in surprise; the normal Ryou would never have had the nerve to touch him, let alone stomp him on the toe with a good imitation of a double-decker.
"Why the little." Bakura growled at he lunged at Ryou, only to be stopped back by Yami.
"Bakura! He's only a kid!" Yami scowled, and then added silently, "Besides, if you kill him, Yugi will kill me when he returns to normal for not stopping you."
Bakura rolled his eyes, and led the hyperly obnoxious group into the candy shop.
"Come on, brats. Five minutes and that's it."
"Yay!!!!! Me love you, yami," Ryou hugged his yami's legs before rushing off to join the others in their little rampage.
Bakura blushed, quickly hiding it with a scowl. Unfortunately, Yami caught the scene and couldn't help but smirk.
"Oooo, someone's got a crush!" the game king teased.
Bakura glared at Yami before protesting quite loudly, "No way! He's only a kid! What are you, a hentai?!"
Due to this impetuous outburst, a crowd of by-passers soon gathered, staring at the two like they were insane. Yami glanced around uneasily before answering, "Er, you see, my _friend_ here is drunk."
All the people nodded with understanding, and gave their condolences. One guy even recommended that the best way to keep a drunken friend under control is to tie him up and give him a good beating.
Yami stifled a laugh whilst Bakura fumed and could have sent the guy to the corner of the Shadow Realm is the game king wasn't there. Instead, he settled with a trail of Egyptian curses. The spectators thought that he was speaking gibberish, since they can't understand the long abandoned language, and shook their heads in sympathy, much to Bakura's anger.
Suddenly, a crush sounded from the candy shop and both spirits didn't have to turn to know that it was caused by Yugi and co.
The front window of the store was shattered into more pieces than a mosaic; the gum ball machine was laying halfway between the interior of the room and the exterior; the stack of air heads tumbled from the shelves, raining down on a laughing Joey; Yugi had crawled into a large basket of candy bars and was happily in the process of getting his hands and face dirty and not really eating the sweet; Mokuba and Seto decided to play pin ball with those humongous jaw breaker, the customers being the pins; Tea was sucking on a candy cane and accidentally poked Tristan in the hair with it; Tristan retaliated by squirting her with chocolate syrup, a splatter of sprinkles, bags of marshmallows, and a coating of sugar powder.
Yami sighed as he rubbed his temples, muttering something about yoga and not killing anyone.
***
Hours later, after Bakura and Yami were kicked out of the candy shop for _not supervising_ cute chibis by the manager on full charges, a bad note on their permanent record, and cleaning up the mess, the trio left for the shopping department.
Bakura grumbled about ruining his good image and planned to tie the chibis up and kill them slowly and painfully, earning a sore kick in the shun by sweet lil' Ryou, who had overheard.
Yami ended up having to clean up Yugi as well as himself, thanks a certain violet-eyed toddler who wanted to finger-paint with chocolate. (Tea was left as is for reasons the reader can think of) During the effort, Seto spit out the bubblegum he had been chewing, stuck it in Yami's hair, and stretched it out in an intricate masterpiece. Yami, who just made the mess more complicated by trying to get the gum out, growled at the chibi, reminded himself to kill his archrival when he returned to normal no matter how much his aibou protested. In the end, the game king was obliged to wear a bright, colorful straw hat with a large, pink bow on the front, picked out by Yugi.
Bakura would have laughed, except Ryou threatened to take a flamethrower and burn his hair again, except this time down to the bold spot. Bakura tried picturing himself as a monk, shuddered at the image, and smartly played it safe by running into the bathroom and laughing his head off before returning. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that he ran into the woman's bathroom, and came back with a large handprint on his cheek.
Yep, this is all _very_ normal. Chibis are just lovely.
~*~
YK: I hope you all enjoy this lil' chappie! Yami: Why me?! Bakura: Is my hair always in the line of fire? YK: ^_^ Yami: I'm quitting this fic! Bakura: I second that! YK: Can't! I'm the authoress so, nah-nah! Yami&Bakura: . YK: Please R&R!
~*~
"Get in," Bakura ordered, leading, or rather, dragging, a protesting Ryou into the car. But unfortunately, the chibi refused to listen and wrapped his little arms around a lamp post.
"No! Me no want to go!" Ryou screamed, nearly bursting Bakura's ear drums.
"You will go! Now, just get the #&@* in!" Bakura shouted back, something he will soon regret.
The bottom lip of the white-haired youngster quivered, as he broke into an uncontrollable fit of sobs and cries.
Yami, who ran out of the game shop to see this new crisis, groaned.
"Bakura, you dummy, why did you make Ryou cry?" The former pharaoh yelled, then tried his best to comfort the little boy.
"Now, now, mean nasty Bakura won't hurt you again," Yami cooed, or at least tried, and glared at the albino. "_Right_Bakura?"
"Whatever." Bakura rolled his eyes.
Ryou instantly stopped crying and grinned, hugging Yami around the neck that the game king turned a nice shade of purple before managing to pry the chibi off.
"Me like Yami!" Ryou giggled, looking up at the multi-color haired teen in admiration and hugging him again.
Of course, Yugi just happened to be crawling by and saw Ryou hugging _his_ Yami. Being a chibi and incomprehensible of the word 'sharing', Yugi ran up to the two and grabbed Yami by his hand.
"Yami mine!" The pharaoh's little light pouted, then pointed to Bakura. "He your yami."
"But my yami a big meanie!" Ryou whined, sticking his tongue out at the tomb-robber. "You can have him!"
"I always have one," Yugi snuggled against Yami's leg, which was as high as he could reach. "You keep him!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"You---!"
"Shut the %&*# up! Both of you!" Apparently, Bakura was getting more than a bit fed up. "I do _not_ belong to neither of you, and if I hear anything, and I mean _anything_ escape your cursed little mouths once more, you'll regret ever even being born!"
That shut the two chibis up, that is, until, Ryou asked with dark brown eyes eyeing Bakura perplexingly, "Whaddo you mean, yami? Aren't we already born?"
Yami, who had been silently listening to the entire conversation, could hardly contain his laughter. Scratch that. The supposedly well- composed king of games burst out laughing, while Bakura tried yoga breathing in an attempt to not kill his little hikari.
Meanwhile, Seto, Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Mokuba, who had been sitting in the car, got bored and decided to create a little mischief. It just so happened that Yami left his keys in the vehicle, and Seto, being the tallest, crawled into the driver's seat and reached out to turn the object.
The entire chibi gang squealed with delight as the 2000-pound machine came to life. Joey managed to climb into the driver's seat along with Seto, and started to spin the steering wheel. Seto went to the bottom of the seat and discovered two flat things, and sat on one. Instantly, the car zoomed forward with foreboding speed, throwing all the chibis back into their seats.
Yami, who was still laughing his head off, suddenly stared at the moving vehicle in disbelief as it flew down the street.
"What in the name of Ra?" The pharaoh cursed as he attempted to chase after his grandfather's Honda, but was restricted to the ground by the kind hearts of Yugi and Ryou.
Unfortunately, Bakura had trudged to the middle of the road trying to control himself, and swear quite loudly when he was almost reduced to a pancake.
"What the hell?!" Bakura cursed as he jumped out of the way in time.
The tires screeched as Joey stirred the car around and back at the albino. It seems that the blonde chibi had thought it was a game of 'trying-to-kill- the-guy-with-white-hair', so he happily went for the target once more.
Bakura's eye's widened in horror as the Honda charge at him. This time, he rolled out of the way and ran behind Yami.
Of course, Joey didn't consider Yami's safety as he turned the car on the tomb-thief. Yami gaped as the vehicle grew unanimously close until his senses returned and he rushed into the game shop. Ryou and Yugi screamed in delight as they got a free ride from clinging onto Yami's legs.
Bakura, not wanting to be the so-called target again, followed, and soon a large CRASH and glass/wood shattering was heard. When Yami poked his head out from upstairs, he nearly fainted.
The entire frontier of the game shop was in ruins. Walls were devastated, as well as the cases of dueling cards, comic books, etc. The door was reduced to a pile of splinter, and the same could be said for the windows.
Bakura whistled in amazement at the chaos so recently created, eyeing the car that was stuck halfway through what used to be that wall in amusement.
"You know, for once I actually like those little brats," the thief mused, deciding not to kill the kids just _yet_
Meanwhile, Yami was still in the process of recuperating from his stupor. At last, three mere words managed to escape his mouth.
"I HATE CHIBIS!!!"
***
Two hours later and after five driving tickets, Yami, Bakura, as well as the chibi gang arrived at the mall. Yugi and Ryou had used the infamous and _evil_ puppy-dog eyes, whilst Seto, Joey, and Mokuba threatened to give him a memorable hair cut. They actually super glued the game king's pants to the chair and held a scissors to his hair. Now, Yami has a patched up, polka-dotted bottom, which he tried to cover up with his jacket.
So, the trio traversed the grounds to the dreadful clothes store, passing by the candy shop on the way. Big mistake.
"I wanna go to candy! Candy!" Joey cried out, immediately spotting the colorful arrays of sugar.
This caused a commotion amongst the rest of the chibis, who all begged/threatened/pleaded to go.
"Pul-leez.?" Yugi whined, hugging Yami's legs and staring up at him with big, teary, violet eyes.
"Say no, pharaoh!" Bakura yelled, fearing for the worst. He had a feeling that sugar wasn't good for chibis. "You better not---ow!"
"You stay out!" Ryou frowned, his little hands on his hips.
Bakura looked down at his hikari in surprise; the normal Ryou would never have had the nerve to touch him, let alone stomp him on the toe with a good imitation of a double-decker.
"Why the little." Bakura growled at he lunged at Ryou, only to be stopped back by Yami.
"Bakura! He's only a kid!" Yami scowled, and then added silently, "Besides, if you kill him, Yugi will kill me when he returns to normal for not stopping you."
Bakura rolled his eyes, and led the hyperly obnoxious group into the candy shop.
"Come on, brats. Five minutes and that's it."
"Yay!!!!! Me love you, yami," Ryou hugged his yami's legs before rushing off to join the others in their little rampage.
Bakura blushed, quickly hiding it with a scowl. Unfortunately, Yami caught the scene and couldn't help but smirk.
"Oooo, someone's got a crush!" the game king teased.
Bakura glared at Yami before protesting quite loudly, "No way! He's only a kid! What are you, a hentai?!"
Due to this impetuous outburst, a crowd of by-passers soon gathered, staring at the two like they were insane. Yami glanced around uneasily before answering, "Er, you see, my _friend_ here is drunk."
All the people nodded with understanding, and gave their condolences. One guy even recommended that the best way to keep a drunken friend under control is to tie him up and give him a good beating.
Yami stifled a laugh whilst Bakura fumed and could have sent the guy to the corner of the Shadow Realm is the game king wasn't there. Instead, he settled with a trail of Egyptian curses. The spectators thought that he was speaking gibberish, since they can't understand the long abandoned language, and shook their heads in sympathy, much to Bakura's anger.
Suddenly, a crush sounded from the candy shop and both spirits didn't have to turn to know that it was caused by Yugi and co.
The front window of the store was shattered into more pieces than a mosaic; the gum ball machine was laying halfway between the interior of the room and the exterior; the stack of air heads tumbled from the shelves, raining down on a laughing Joey; Yugi had crawled into a large basket of candy bars and was happily in the process of getting his hands and face dirty and not really eating the sweet; Mokuba and Seto decided to play pin ball with those humongous jaw breaker, the customers being the pins; Tea was sucking on a candy cane and accidentally poked Tristan in the hair with it; Tristan retaliated by squirting her with chocolate syrup, a splatter of sprinkles, bags of marshmallows, and a coating of sugar powder.
Yami sighed as he rubbed his temples, muttering something about yoga and not killing anyone.
***
Hours later, after Bakura and Yami were kicked out of the candy shop for _not supervising_ cute chibis by the manager on full charges, a bad note on their permanent record, and cleaning up the mess, the trio left for the shopping department.
Bakura grumbled about ruining his good image and planned to tie the chibis up and kill them slowly and painfully, earning a sore kick in the shun by sweet lil' Ryou, who had overheard.
Yami ended up having to clean up Yugi as well as himself, thanks a certain violet-eyed toddler who wanted to finger-paint with chocolate. (Tea was left as is for reasons the reader can think of) During the effort, Seto spit out the bubblegum he had been chewing, stuck it in Yami's hair, and stretched it out in an intricate masterpiece. Yami, who just made the mess more complicated by trying to get the gum out, growled at the chibi, reminded himself to kill his archrival when he returned to normal no matter how much his aibou protested. In the end, the game king was obliged to wear a bright, colorful straw hat with a large, pink bow on the front, picked out by Yugi.
Bakura would have laughed, except Ryou threatened to take a flamethrower and burn his hair again, except this time down to the bold spot. Bakura tried picturing himself as a monk, shuddered at the image, and smartly played it safe by running into the bathroom and laughing his head off before returning. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that he ran into the woman's bathroom, and came back with a large handprint on his cheek.
Yep, this is all _very_ normal. Chibis are just lovely.
~*~
YK: I hope you all enjoy this lil' chappie! Yami: Why me?! Bakura: Is my hair always in the line of fire? YK: ^_^ Yami: I'm quitting this fic! Bakura: I second that! YK: Can't! I'm the authoress so, nah-nah! Yami&Bakura: . YK: Please R&R!