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There you have it. RWBY is finally reacting to Smosh. I hope you enjoy it. It took me 4 hours to finish this whole chapter. This took way longer than I anticipated. I'm worn out. And I have work Monday through Friday. I'm sorry, but it might take me a long time (but not that long) to make another chapter. Maybe I won't make another chapter today. How about tomorrow? If not tomorrow, then the day after. Otherwise, I'll update this Fanfiction and tell you when I'll upload a new chapter, either through the comments, or a "reminder" chapter. But I will work on this, sooner or later. Writing is a good way for me to cope with stress. I had some rough days lately. I also write to make people happy. If this Fanfiction makes you happy, then it makes me happy. Maybe tell some RWBY and Smosh fans about this Fanfiction. I hope this gets popular. I want readers to enjoy something too. I read some great Fanfiction over the years. Now, I want to make Fanfiction for others to enjoy. Also, feel free to talk to me whenever you want. It helps me relax when I talk to people. Thanks for your support. I made this Fanfiction for you, and me. I hope I can make some friends in the Fanfiction community.

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RWBY reacts to Food Battle 2006

As Team RWBY finally settled down in their room, Ruby grabbed the remote and aimed at the TV.

"Okay you guys! Let's do this! Food Battle 2006, Here we go!" cheered Ruby.

"Food battle? Awesome! Will it be like that fight with us against Team JNPR back in the cafeteria?" questioned Yang.

Blake simply shrugged. "I can't say that it will be. It's most likely Ian and Anthony fighting over which foods is superior in a comedic skit."

Sign. Boring, immature fun, thought Weiss. And very, very, reckless.

Ruby hit played and the video began. As video finally resumes, chewing noises can he heard.

MMMM. Oh yeah. That's very good. It's a very good sandwich.

Shut up!

"Hmph. Quite a way to begin our video watching journey," Weiss stated.

Ruby reminded Weiss to not be rude. "Shhh!"

"Okay," Weiss simply said.

The scenery changes to that of a park. In the center of it, a guy in a blue shirt walks all the way to a guy in a red shirt. Ruby hit pause.

"The guy in blue is Ian," Ruby said, pointing at the screen. "And the guy in red is Anthony."

"Got it," exclaimed the WBY in Team RWBY.

Ruby played the video again.

Ian: What are you doing?

Anthony: Eating a taquito. It's the best food in the world.

"I disagree. Cookies are the best food in the world!" Ruby shouted.

Weiss facepalmed. "That's a snack, you dolt. And an unhealthy one at that."

Ruby grumbled. "Let's just watch, okay?" Ruby stated, adding a small, unnoticeable "party pooper" after her complaint.

Ian: Taquito? More like CRAPitos.

Blake shuddered. "You're just going to insult your friend like that?"

Anthony: What's your favorite food?

Ian: Duh idiot, there right here in my hand. Pink frosted sprinkled donut.

Weiss was shocked. "What? Where did those horrid donuts come from?"

Ruby chuckled "Get used to it. There is more craziness where this comes from."

"Yeah, ice princess!" Yang added. "Also, donuts are not horrid."

Anthony: Yeah, well I bet my taquito can do more everyday tasks in this catalogue than your stupid pink frosted pieces of crap!

Ian: You're on!

"Alright! Food battle, 2006, let's go!" Ruby shouted.

Anthony slams a catalogue on a table points at it.

Anthony: How about this plunger?

"Plunger?" Blake questioned.

Scene changes to Anthony plunging a taquito in a toilet.

"Oh. My. Dust," Weiss said, in shock.

Blake was out of words, just like Yang. They could only stare.

Ruby was grossed out. "Ewwwwww!"

Anthony: Dang it!

Anthony failed.

Ian: Don't let me down, donut.

Yang was panicking. "No! Not that poor donut!"

Ian shoves the donut in the toilet, just like Anthony did with his favorite food. Sadly for Ian, he fails.

Ian: Mine didn't work either. But, it still tastes pretty good.

Ian has something gross near his mouth.

This was more than enough to knock Weiss out cold.

Ruby panicked. "Weiss? Weiss!" Ruby was covering her mouth in due to the gross scene Smosh just displayed.

Blake and Yang felt an uneasy feeling in their stomachs.

Yang acted again after a brief moment. She stares at Weiss's unconscious form lying on the ground. "Poor Weiss," Yang said. "Looks like Weiss is out cold. Eh? Eh?"Yang joked.

Ruby was silent, and very annoyed.

"...Look. Let's just wake her up. Okay?" Blake proposed, with a frustrated tone.

Ruby had an idea. "Hey Weiss! If you don't wake up, guess what is going to be used as a plumber? That's right. Your favorite ice cream, all in it's nice cont-"

Weiss woke up, extremely angry. "You. Wouldn't. Dare."

Ruby shot her hands up. "Okay. Okay."

They all grabbed refreshments in order to restore their sick stomachs. After a while passed, they resumed the video again, ready for whatever entertaining skit, or visual terror, comes across their TV.

Ian: What about, uh, socks?

RWBY was still grossed out by Ian's mouth, but they powered through it.

Anthony: Stupid Ian. Time for a taquito sock.

Anthony tries to use the taquito as a sock. He fails.

"Gross. All that food. Contaminated," Weiss grumbled.

Ian: Anthony doesn't know it, but donuts are made to be socks. He is going down.

"How?" Weiss asked.

Ian puts the donuts on his toes, and he wins a point.

Weiss stared in awe. Blake had a blank expression.

"Wow. That's one way to do it." Yang said.

"Woohoo! Our first win!" Ruby cheered for Ian.

Ian: Now it's time to stroll down the city. (Ian walks with his donuts-turned-socks)

Weiss facepalmed.

Anthony: Telescope. Let's do a telescope.

Ian: Ok!

Blake gazes on. "Telescope? This should be good."

Ian: Alright, time to teach Anthony a lesson. (Ian puts the donut near his eye, giving RWBY a close up of the donut.) I don't see anything. The hell is going on? (He fails.)

Ruby had stars on her eyes. "That donut. So yummy."

"I know, right? I want a pink donut!" Yang added.

Anthony: Can't see anything. (The taquito gives Anthony a telescopic view.) All I can see is… (The taquito, apparently now a telescope, pans over at Ian, who is at a very awkward position with a fire hydrant.) Ian. (Anthony wins a point.)

"Okay. One, how is that taquito a telescope? Two, oh my dust! What the dust is Ian doing?!" shouted Weiss.

"Awesome! A taquito that is a telescope. A TAQUITOSCOPE!" Ruby exclaimed childishly.

Yang laughed really hard at Ruby's amusing sense of humor. Blake blushed hard at Ian moving in a inappropriate way with a fire hydrant.

Anthony: Ian, what are you doing?

Weiss covered her eyes. "Stop! Just stop!"

Blake continued blushing, and chuckled a little bit.

Ian: How about an airbag?

Anthony: OK.

Ian: Don't let me down donut, please. (He bangs his head on the donut in his car.) It works! (Ian wins this round.)

Yang was amused "Wow, donuts are cushions too? See Weiss? I was right! Hahaha! And you said donuts are unhealthy for me!"

"They are, you dolt," Weiss said, shaking her head in disapproval.

Anthony: I know you're so much better than a donut. You'll save my life. (Anthony bangs his head on the taquito, like Ian with his donut, but gets hurt when he does. He screams in pain. He fails this round.)

Ruby and Yang were laughing hysterically. Blake chuckled. Weiss, surprisingly, found humor in this scene.

"Okay," Weiss said, laughing lightly. "This was kind of funny."

Anthony: Cigarette!

Ian: I'm gonna smoke you on this competition.

Anthony: Like a stick, yeah-It doesn't make sense.

"Smoking in general doesn't make any sense. It's bad for your health. People shouldn't smoke," Ruby said, hoping her little quote had significance.

Ian: I think it's funny.

Anthony: It's not funny.

Perfectly describes Yang's sense of humor, Blake thought, chuckling.

Anthony: Alright. Let's-let's smoke this bad boy. (Anthony smokes his "bad boy." He wins this one.)

"You know. If I had many taquitos right now, I'd put all of them on my fingers. I would then punch and eat at the same time! Doesn't that sound great, guys?" Yang asked her teammates. "I even have a name for that. PUNCHITOS!"

"Oh wow," Blake simply replied.

Weiss facepalmed, while Ruby laughed lightly.

"At least someone gets my humor this time," Yang smiled.

Ian: I'm totally going to show Anthony up on this food smoking. He's goin' downtown. Oh yeah. (Ian tries to smoke the donut, but it doesn't work.) That was a close one. (Ian tries again, but fails, and drops th donut.)

Blake signed. "It's better of this way. He could literally burn himself."

Ian: Let's see your crappy piece of crap be a ballpoint pen.

Anthony: What do you think ink is made out of?

"I dunno. You tell me," said Ruby in a curious tone.

Anthony: Beef!

Ruby looked on. "Definitely not that."

Anthony: Alright. Let's put this beef to use. (Anthony writes a paper with his taquito.) I wrote the Bill of Rights! (Anthony wins this one.)

Yang whistled. "Give me that taquito! Best pen ever! No more tedious, boring essays again!"

Weiss groaned. "You poor, lazy dolt. Where is the fun in writing a long well-written essay with piece of unhealthy meat? One you can be proud of for spending a lot of time on? Essays are important, and should require your utmost attention and dedication."

"Boooo!" Ruby yelled. "Whatever you just said!"

Blake and Yang laughed at Ruby's childlike behavior. All Weiss could do is sigh and standby as Yang teases her.

"Tired yet, Snow White?" Yang teased Weiss.

"Quiet, Goldilocks!" Weiss shouted, extremely annoyed.

Ian: Let's see Anthony beat this. (Ian writes with his donut, only for it to catch fire. Ian throws his donut and stomps on it. He fails.)

"Again? Pitiful," Weiss stated harshly.

Ian: Lipstick.

"Yuck. Lipstick is for girls, not guys," Ruby said.

Anthony: (He uses his taquito) It worked! (Point for Anthony)

Ian: (Ian's turn. He vomits a little, but does just fine. He gets a point) Oh my god! I look so beautiful!

They do look beautiful, Blake said, somewhat entranced by guys using lipstick.

Anthony: Prepare to be defeated when my taquito is… a girlfriend or boyfriend!

Weiss was confused. "What?"

Ian: Because you've never had one.

Yang eyes opened wide. "Ouch! Burn!"

Anthony: Yes I have.

Ian: No!

Anthony: Yeah!

Anthony and Ian start arguing with each other.

"I can't understand what they are saying," said Ruby.

"Nothing too important," Blake said.

Ian: I just want to tell you, donut. I love you. (Makes out with his donut. He wins.)

"That is super creepy," said Ruby.

"Especially when he moves it down there," Weiss said, shuddering.

Ian: My donut had a hole, and taquitos, you know, not exactly a hole. I thought you loved your taquitos.

Anthony: I love my taquitos it's just… (He forfeits, and is called a pansy) I'm not a pansy! You're the one! You're the one who's a pansy.

"To be fair, what exactly are you supposed to with taquitos?" asked Yang.

"Eat them?" replied Ruby.

"...Yeah," said Yang simply.

I might have an idea or two, thought Blake, blushing and looking away.

Ian: How about pool floaties?

Anthony: Pool floaties?!

Ian: Yeah, pool floaties.

Anthony: What'd you think beef's made of? Cows, and they float all the time.

Blake signed. "That's impossible. Cow Faunus can't even float."

Ian: I've never seen a cow float before.

"Neither did I, you dunce," Weiss said.

Anthony: They always go swimming in the lakes.

Ruby pondered. "You're not confusing them with hippos are you?"

Ian: Maybe in your butt they do.

"Ouch! Another burn!" Yang whistled.

"I have a bad feeling about this," said Ruby, shivering.

Anthony: I"m gonna prove to Ian that beef really does float. (He swims in the center of the pool. He struggles with each second, and ultimately drowns. He fails the Food Battle of 2006.)

RWBY became silent. "Is he dead?" Ruby asked in a worried tone.

Yang comforted her sister. "It's just a skit, Ruby. He's fine. It's just like the movies, where the actors' characters die, but the actors are fine in real life. Right, Blakey?"

"Right," Blake responded. "And please, don't call me 'Blakey.'"

Weiss starts laughing. Everyone is puzzled by the heiress's sudden outburst. Weiss look at RBY and said, "Watching two losers fail at life, how can it not be entertaining? The way Anthony drowned was comedic gold."

No wonder she is the ice princess, Yang thought, laughing at her mental joke.

"Enough, you guys. Let's see how Ian handles this," Blake said.

Ian: Anthony, eat my shorts. (He enters the pool.) These things float so good. Look how good I'm floating.

RWBY watched as Ian is just standing on the shallow part of the pool.

"Unbelievable," Weiss shook her head in disappointment.

"Man up, Ian! Go to the deeper level of the pool! Are you chicken or something?" Yang shouted.

Ian: Ah man. Anthony's totally gonna lose. Hear that, Anthony? You're gonna lose. (He wins this one.) Hey Anthony. Are you drowning? Because if you do, you know it's an automatic forfeit. (Anthony's drowned body comes into view.) Anthony?

"Um, Ian? I don't think Anthony can hear you," Ruby said, hoping Ian could hear her.

Reporter: (Runs to Ian.) Ian! Ian! You've just won Food Battle 2006. What are you going to do now?

Ian: I'm going to Disneyland!

Ruby beamed. "Disneyland? Sounds like a lot of fun!"

Reporter: Oh boy, Disneyland! Can I come?

Ian: NO!

Blake shuddered. "Wow. A little harsh, don't you think, Ian?"

The video ends.

Ruby stood up. "That was fun!"

"It sure was, lil sis!" Yang agreed.

"That was certainly something. But it was pretty entertaining otherwise," Blake stated.

"That was pretty amusing," said Weiss. "I must admit, it was even better watching it together as a team. You were right Ruby." Except for the toilet bit. That was nasty, thought Weiss.

"Smosh has a lot of videos. Look, there is more Food Battles," said Yang.

"Hmmm. Left Handed. Real Death Note. I Suck At Draw Something. Pokemon In Real Life. Stuck In A Toilet. Drink Your Piss. And much, much more. Looks interesting," said Blake as she browses through the videos.

"How about every night, before bedtime, we watch one Smosh video? Let's do it Weiss!" Ruby said happily.

"I'd rather study before bedtime. Way more beneficial. Can I do that instead?" Weiss asked.

Ruby zoomed in on Weiss's face, similarly to how Ian approached the reporter. "NO!" Ruby shouted, with as much as might as she could muster.

"...I tried," Weiss hopelessly said.

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