Welcome to the next installment of the 'Naruto in: Therapy?!' series. First chapter featured Sasuke. Let's see how he is, shall we? (cuts to video of Sasuke getting the shit beat out of him by myself and a drunk Lee) Oh…right…I beat him up. Well, let's see how he is in the hospital! (cuts to live video of Sasuke in a hospital, with casts on both arms) Hey there, Sasuke!

Sasuke: (eyes widen) STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

(sighs) Third time this has happened…oh well! I don't own Naruto!

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PART TWO: TEN-TEN

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(Ten-Ten enters office, I'm seated at the desk. Ten-Ten sits on the sofa)

Ellie: Hello, Ten-Ten.

Ten-Ten: Hi.

Ellie: Do you know why you're here, Ten-Ten?
Ten-Ten: Tsunade-sama said it was mandatory for all shinobi.

Ellie: Right. Now, shall we begin?
Ten-Ten: Sure!

Ellie: Let's do a word association test, first. I'll say a word, you say the first thing that comes to mind.

Ten-Ten: Okay.

Ellie: White.

Ten-Ten: Byakugan.

Ellie: (writes) Green.

Ten-Ten: (shivers) Spandex.

Ellie: (writes) Ninja.

Ten-Ten: Weapons.

Ellie: (writes) Family.

Ten-Ten: …None.

Ellie: (writes) Yaoi.

Ten-Ten: Hot.

Ellie: (writes) Konoha.

Ten-Ten: Strength.

Ellie: (writes) Buns.

Ten-Ten: Hair.

Ellie: (writes) Sharp.

Ten-Ten: Senbon.

Ellie: (writes) Dangerous.

Ten-Ten: Katana.

Ellie: (writes) Spin.

Ten-Ten: Shuriken.

Ellie: (writes) Shine.

Ten-Ten: Kunai.

Ellie: (writes) Crops.

Ten-Ten: Scythe.

Ellie: (writes)

Ellie: Now, for the ink blots.

Ten-Ten: Bring it on.

Ellie: Just tell me what you see, okay?
Ten-Ten: Got it! (smiles)

Ellie: (pulls out a pile of paper, pulls one out) What do you see?
Ten-Ten: Katana.

Ellie: (writes, holds up another paper)

Ten-Ten: Kunai.

Ellie: (writes, holds up another paper)

Ten-Ten: Shuriken.

Ellie: (writes, holds up another paper)

Ten-Ten: Kunai.

Ellie: (writes, holds up another paper)

Ten-Ten: Senbon.

Ellie: (writes, holds up another paper)

Ten-Ten: Scythe.

Ellie: (writes, holds up another paper)

Ten-Ten: Spear.

Ellie: (writes, holds up another paper)

Ten-Ten: Crossbow.

Ellie: (writes)

Ellie: Now, for the questions. Answer truthfully, please.

Ten-Ten: Okay.

Ellie: When you first met Lee, Neji, and Gai, what were your thoughts?
Ten-Ten: I thought I was screwed. Gai-sensei was none for being, well…nuts. Neji was pretty much an ice cube, and Lee was…nothing like he is now. But, as I got to know them, I grew to really care about them.

Ellie: (writes) How does it feel to have no idea who your family is?
Ten-Ten: …

Ellie: Ten-Ten, answer the question.

Ten-Ten: It…It hurts. I have no idea what clan I'm from, or what happened to my family, or even if I have any family left. (tears in her eyes) I just wanna know who I am. (starts crying)

Ellie: (gives Ten-Ten a tissue, writes)

Ten-Ten: Thanks. (wipes eyes)

Ellie: Ready to continue?
Ten-Ten: Yeah.

Ellie: What's it like being the 'Weapon's Mistress of Konoha'? I bet it's a lot of pressure.

Ten-Ten: Well, I'm always the one people turn to for weapons advice. Just this morning, I helped Naruto decide if stainless steel kunai or non-stick steel kunai were a better ninja tool.

Ellie: (writes) And which is better?
Ten-Ten: Stainless won't get stained with blood, but non-stick has the blood just slide off, no stains. Stainless needs to be cleaned often, while non-stick can go a week without cleaning.

Ellie: Last question, Ten-Ten. As a kunoichi, you learned how long hair could be a potential trap, correct?
Ten-Ten: Yup. I don't know why Ino keeps hers so long…it's bound to bite her on the ass someday.

Ellie: My question is…Why do you have your hair in buns all the time?
Ten-Ten: It stays out of my eyes. It's kinda my trademark, along with my use of multiple weapons.

Ellie: Are they real?
Ten-Ten: Huh?
Ellie: The buns. Are they real, or can you clip them on and off?

Ten-Ten: They're real. (tugs at a bun) They do NOT come off unless I untie them.

Ellie: (nods, writes)

Ellie: I have the analysis, Ten-Ten. Would you like to hear it?
Ten-Ten: Sure. (mutters) This should be good.

Ellie: (reads over notes, looks at Ten-Ten) You feel immense pressure as the Weapons Mistress of Konoha, and it sometimes pisses you off. You have OCD, and you have a short fuse. You care about your teammate Neji, as you immediately associated the color white with his Byakugan. You have a fear/hatred of green spandex, due to your sensei and other teammate. You care deeply about your weapons, and your greatest dream is to find out who you are. Am I right?
Ten-Ten: Yeah…that sounds like me.

Ellie: I also have some independent theories. Mind if I say them?
Ten-Ten: Not at all.

Ellie: You're one of the strongest of all the kunoichi in Konoha, but you refuse to admit it. You don't like to brag, but you don't mind showing off your weapon skills. Also, you're deeply in love with Hyuuga Neji, as he was the first member of your team you thought of.

Ten-Ten: (blushes) I do NOT love Neji.

Ellie: (sarcastically) Sure you don't.

Ten-Ten: I DON'T LOVE NEJI!

Ellie: Uh-huh…sure you don't (sarcastic).

Ellie: Well, I have a surprise for you, Ten-Ten. From your last hospital trip, we used your blood to track down your family.

Ten-Ten: (surprised) W-What?

Ellie: (nods) Would you like to know?
Ten-Ten: HELL YES!
Ellie: (smiles) Your father is…

Ten-Ten: (nervous)

Ellie: Umino Iruka.

Ten-Ten: HUH?!

Ellie: That's not all, Ten-Ten. Your mother is…

Ten-Ten: (worried)
Ellie: Mitarashi Anko.

Ten-Ten: … (faints)

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Another "session" done! R&R! Reviews help me decide who to do next!