Sonic rushed into Metal Sonic using his boost ability and it looked sick as fuck.
Metal Sonic then charged at Sonic and Sonic thought he had Metal Sonic, but then the unimaginable happened.
Metal Sonic was able to successfully stop Sonic's move.
"Well shit!" said Sonic has he got blown back by the clash.
Sonic landed on a conviently placed pile of boxes.
"Why are there boxes on a roof?" thought Tails.
Solid Snake then emerged from the boxes.
"Snake get out of there immediately." said Otacon
Snake then pushed Tails out of the way, and cut his Tails off. Snake then attached then to his ass and flew off.
Tail's tails then grew back.
"That was fucking weird." said Metal Sonic in his robotic voice.
"Welcome to Mobius!" said Sonic sarcastically as he began to rapidly shake his hand and tore the sucker off. Metal Sonic began to panic.
Sonic then went Super Sonic and rushed the distracted Metal Sonic, and pushed him clean in the face.
Metal Sonic's head went flying off the building.
"I guess your robot was not that tough EggFuck!" said Sonic laughing at Eggman.
Eggman began to smirk.
Suddenly Metal Sonic's arm and head began to reconnect to his body.
"Well shit!" said Sonic.
Metal Sonic then karate chopped Sonic so hard in the stomach. Sonic then clutched his stomach, and immediately lost his super form. Metal Sonic then punched Sonic into the ground head first causing the hedgehog to pass the fuck out.
"Holy Shitu!!!!!" screamed Tails as he saw his fallen hero.
Metal Sonic then spat at Tails and laughed as Metal Sonic flew away, and began to destroy the generic city our heroes found themselves in.
"Sonic! Wake up man!" shouted Tails as he slapped Sonic on his perfectly shaped ass.
Sonic then began to open his emerald green eyes.(Fuck off you classic elitist.)
"Tails I don't think I can beat this guy." said Sonic.
"Sonic you seem to be forgetting that you have more transformations." said Tails.
Out of fucking nowhere, our lord and savior, Shadow The Hedgehog came out of the heavens, and began to fire Mac-11 at the robot fiend.
"Take this you cock sucker." said Shadow launching a chaos spear.
Metal Sonic fucking exploded into a million god damn pieces.
"Looks like I saved you this time Sonic." said Shadow laughing at the hedgehog.
Metal Sonic began to come back together taking absolutely no harm.
"Look again Shadow." said Tails pointing at Metal Sonic.
Metal Sonic then transformed into his super form, and painted himself yellow. Metal Sonic then launched a electric blast at Shadow causing him to be paralyzed.
"Damn it!" shouted Shadow.
With all the will he had, Shadow began to reach for the pistol that was located at the side of his hip. As soon as Shadow grabbed his pistol however, Metal Sonic knocked that son of a bitch into next Tuesday.
"Did you really think that pistol would have done anything?" asked Metal Sonic taunting the hedgehog.
Shadow began to laugh.
"No, but it got you close enough for me to do this." said Shadow as he began to raise his hand.
"Chaos Control!" shouted Shadow as he teleported Metal Sonic onto the moon.
"Sonic get up!" shouted Shadow.
Sonic began to twitch on the ground beneath them.
"I can't believe I am saying this, but I need you. We all need you and your sexy kawaii body, so get up and come up with some bullshit to save us." said Shadow with tears rolling down his eyes.
Sonic began to struggle, but slowly managed to get himself back up.
"What? Could you repeat what you just said, I couldn't hear you over the sound of you sucking my cock." said Sonic.
Shadow then flipped the blue hedgehog.
"Sonic, do you have a plan to stop Metal Sonic?" asked Tails.
"Hmm, well since this is a special we can make shit up that never actually happened in the main series." said Sonic.
Sonic began to think about what he could pull out of his ass this time.
"Hmm...hey Shadow remember when you used Chaos Control on me that one time?" asked Sonic.
"Yeah!" said Shadow.
"Well, while that happened. I managed to end up on this planet populated with these odd blue creatures, and they taught me this funny dance that will allow two people to fuse." said Sonic.
"Wait I don't remember." said Tails.
"Shut up Tails!!!" shouted Sonic in a screechy fuck boy voice.
Tails began to whimper like an abused puppy.
"What is this dance?" asked Shadow.
"Well first you got twirl around like a fabulous ballerina." said Sonic as he began to do this.
"Then you gotta jump up and down three times, and then do a pelvic thrust towards the person you wanna fuse with." said Sonic.
"You smell that?" said Shadow.
"Smell what?" said Sonic.
"The bullshit." said Shadow in an attempt to make fun of Sonic.
"You mean that cow pie your foot is currently in." said Sonic pointing at his right shoe.
Shadow then lifted his show out of a very soft piece of shit full of corn.
"How the hell did this get here?!!!" Shouted Shadow.
While Shadow was distracted, Sonic began to do his shitty little dance.
"Pelvic Thrust of Justice!" shouted Sonic.
Suddenly Sonic's body became a glowing ball of light and the light rushed towards Shadow's body.
"What the heck?" asked Shadow as his body collided with ball of light.
"That blinding light." said Tails as he was blinded by the light the ball created.
Suddenly before Tails appeared a hedgehog that had white fur and blue hair. His shoes were a mixture of Sonic's classic red shoes and Shadow's hover shoes.Shit stains included. His eyes were a pool brown color. The fusion also caused the user to get a diamond studded golden cod piece with retractable spike action.
"I am Sonadow the Hedgehog."
"Wow, you look so... gay." said Tails.
Sonadow charged at Tails.
"What did you just say you little shit?" Sonadow grabbing Tails by his Tails and holding him up to his face.
"I said you look fabulous." said Tails with a smirk.
Sonadow dropped Tails.
"Aww thanks bitch." said Sonadow doing a generic anime kawaii face.
"We are fucked." said Tails.