EmPOV

"No, Emmett, not right now:" said Rose in a motherly tone. "But we haven't had sex since last week!" I wined "and I'm really bored. "Emmett, don't start with me" she repliedand walked away. Hmph. If I couldn't do it now, why not fantasize?

Just then, Edward barges into the room. "Emmett..." he said in his harsh, evil little voice "Yes Eddie?" I ask in a really childish, innocent voice. "You will not fantasize about Rosalie anymore, and that's final" he said angrily. Why is everyone bossing me around HUH!? I pouted as he stomped away. Then I heard blaring classical. Haha! What a grandpa.

Wow, I'm really bored. What to do?... Oh, yes, I had the perfect idea! Truth or dare!

I ran at vampire speed to Alice's room. She opened the door before I knocked, and I zoomed inside. "yes! truth or dare" she squealed. "let's go tell the others" I said.

I went to get Edward, and Alice came to drag Bella. I opened the door with a mischevious look, Blocking my thoughts from Edward.

Edward groaned. "What now, Emmett?" I blocked the door ha! Bella looked terrified! "we're playing..." I said "truth or dare!" Alice finished. Bella's eyes widened. "no, no" Edward whispered. --The last time we played, we accidentally burned the house down--. I ran to Edward, and dragged him out into the hallway. Wow, the idiot sounded like he was in pain! "look who's talking" he muttered. After he stopped sounding like he was giving birth.

With all this noise, Carlisle,Esme, Rosalie and Jasper ran over to see. "oh dear" Carlisle muttered, and chuckled, which turned into laughing. Soon, everyone was laughing. even Bella was laughing at her own fiancee! The look on his face was priceless...

Me and Alice lead everyone to the living room. "Ok, everybody, we're all playing truth or dare, but we're calling the wolf pack to join us" Rose made a disgusted face, the grinned evilly. She probably has some evil dares in mind. That's my wife.Only adds to the fun. "BUT, first I want to do one person before they arrive" I said, as Carlisle calle La Push

"Jasper, truth or dare?"

JPOV

Oh, shit. Not me first! "uh, um, dare" I said hesitantly. " I dare you to go up to Sam, make fun of him, and send waves of lust to the whole room while being shirtless. NO! not LUST!!!! Emmett + Rosalie + lust = vicious sex. That is not something you want to see. Trust me

Soon, the wolves arrived time for my dare. Edward smiled sympathetically.

I took off my shirt, in Sam's face, and dramatically threw it behind me. He stared with a very confused expression. "Ummm..." he said "Sam Uley, you think you're all that, but look. at. this. rawr' I sent the waves of lust, and suddenly heard a low moan. NO this is not hapening again. Emmett and rosalie were beginning to take their clothes off. Esme saved the day, by shoving them into the closet under the stairs as a horrified Bella, Jacob, Quil, Embry, Paul, Jared, Collin, Leah, and Seth stared after weren't used to this. I turned back to Sam, and he was suddenly on me, I mean, on top of me, and touching me. Oh, God help me, he smelled . When his hands reachad my pants, I decided it was too much, so I stopped the waves, threw him off me, and ran upstairs, into my secret emo closet. Emmett had gone too far. He will pay . And I had the perfect idea how...