This one may seem a bit odd and idiotic (most likely because it is).
James is working as Sirius' pool boy. James is italicized.
(Throws hot dog in pool) "You missed something."
"Where have you been all my life?"
"In your mom"
"Oh, nice"
"Nice? I freakin banged your mom."
"Yeah, I've heard she's good."
"Get back to work!"
"Yes master"
"I love your Speedo."
"Am I rapeable?"
"Hells yeah!"
"I know, my mom thinks so too. I have a confession."
"What?"
"I'm not really a pool boy."
"Really?"
"Yes, I've just been watching you and had to find a way to make my move."
"Oh."
"So…?"
"Clean my pool ho."
"I can't! I don't know how!"
"Use your poofy ass hair bitch!"
(Puts his hands on his hips) "I DO NOT HAVE POOFY HAIR!"
"Yes you do, now clean my fucking pool!"
(Drops to his knees) "I can't I'm sorry."
(Rolls eyes) "I hired an idiot."
"Do you love me?"
"What the fuck?" (Backs away)
"Don't you want me?"
"I'm not gay!"
"Oh….Are you sure?"
YES!!...maybe, yes, maybe…AHHHHH!!(Runs away)
"WAIT!"
"AHHH!!"
(Runs after him) "I need you to make up your mind!"