CHapter 11-Mission Impossible
After much,much thought..5 minutes actually, Hidan had conducted an evil plan.(or atleast he thought it was evil.)
"Ok Guys! I have teh blue prints of teh plan!!" HIdan said waving his peice of paper that he colored blue and drawn over.
Everyone gathered on the kitchen table,while Hidan had place the paper neatly in the center.
"Ok,now listen carefully,I'm not going to repeat myself." Hidan said."Ok,Sasori will go tell Kakuzu that there's a 75sale att the antique store down the block.So then after Kakuzu has left teh building,we infultrate in on his room.We have to be careful though,who knows how much hidden traps he has in there. So after we carefully enterhis room,Deidara will send one of his clay birds to make the lock of the vault explode. then after that,if we make some sort of fire or something,kisame will put it out.Itachi will go and jack the money,and hand it to me,then we run like hell,and say we never had anything to do with Kakuzu's room.Got it?"
The Young Akatsuki members exchanged looks. "But dude,what if Kakuzu comes back like,hella fast,and we're not done with the mission yet?" Kisame asked.
"The,Kisame."HIdan put his hand on Kisame's shoulder.We're screwed."
"Okay...?" Kisame said,moving Hidan's hand off his shoulder.
"So,everyone got the plan?" Hidan asked again.
"Sure..." They said.
"ok,Sychronize our watches." HIdan said.
They all looked at their wrists,and no watch.
"ok..Um,nevermind..." Hidan said."ok,Move out.you know what to do Sasori.
Sasori nodded and walked to Kakuzu's room.He knocked on the door and the door opened.
"Kakuzu?" Sasori asked.
"Yeah,what?" Kakuzu asked.
"Did you know,there is a 75 percent off sale at the antique sale down the block?" Sasori said.
"Oh really?" Kakuzu asked.
"yeah! You better hurry,its a...10 minutes only sale,so hurry up and get over there as soon as your can!"Sasori said.
"Yeah,I better!" Kakuzu ran out of the house.
"Sucker." Sasori said,as he signalled the others to come to Kakuzu's room.
(Insert Mission Impossible theme here)
Hidan,Kisame,itachi,Sasori, and Deidara crept to Kakuzu's room.
"Alright,Deidara.do your thing." hidan said.
"Only if you promise never to say that EVER again."Deidara answered,setting his clay bird to fly to the vault lock.Then...
Boom!!
Luckily,Nothing caught on fire.Itachi walked inside and took some money from the broken vault and gave them to Hidan.
"Alright,We got the cash,now lets run for it!" HIdan yelled.
"WAit,Hidan!" Deidara said."you forgot something!"
"What?" HIdan said.
"To close the door.Its very rude to leave a door open like that when its not your own,you know." Deidara said,Closing the door slowly.
Hidan rolled his eyes.
"Alright! now, to the Candy store!" Hidan said,Making his way to the front door.
The others followed obediantly. But when Hidan opened the door...Kakuzu was right there,and he was looking pissed.
"There was no 75 percent Sale.I went there for Nothing!!!" Kakuzu said.
"Um...Sucks for you?" Hidan said.
Kakuzu went inside and began to walk to his room.
"Okay..." Hidan said looking away.
"AS I was saying...To the Candy store!" HIdan said pointing out the door.
"Maybe I should hold teh money,Hidan."Itachi said to Hidan.
"No Way,man! Your gonna lose it!" Hidan said,holiding the money tightly.
"Hidan.."Itachi said.
"I said no Damnit!" HIdan said not looking where he was going.
"Not that,Hidan your gonna-"
Hidan ran staight into a street light,falling on the ground and dropping the money.
"Good going Hidan!!" Kisame yelled at hidan,for the money had fell into a sewage drain.
"Damn,that hurt.."Hidan said rubbing his head.
"Crap!we just lost all our money.." Sasori said looking down the sewage drain.
"Well,now what do we do?"Deidara asked.
"Go home I guess."Itachi said tuning back toward the Akatsuki house.
"What are we gonna do there?" Hidan asked.Getting up.
"I don't know,whatever we can."Itachi answered.
"Eh,we got nothing better to do anyway." HIdan said.
So the young Akatsuki members began to walk home.
-At their house-
"Sooooooooooooo Boooored!!" Deidara said,plopped on the couch.while the other..well.I tell you where they were.
Itachi-Sitting on the chair
Hidan- Watching Dora the explorer,and giving attitude to Dora.
9For Example-Dora:Where is the blue river?" Hidan:Up yours!!!")
Kisame- looking at hidan's wierdness-ness
Sasori playing with a pupppet.
"Godamnitsonuvabitch!!!Its so damn boring!" Hidan complained,
"Yes,Hidan we all know that!!" Kisame said.
Hidan got up from the ground and began to look in a trunk for a random video game.
"We need a new video game." HIdan said, pushing the trunk aside.
"Yeah,but what? Sasori asked.
"I don't know..."Hidan answered.