Woot! Next chappie!! Okay, I decided to skip all the "They go to art class, sit down, pull out their belonging, etc etc…" I also think that in this chapter, it's mainly going to be art class, science, and after school, so it may be long. I don't really know. And I don't think I can do well with abuse, so there will be a few changes.

Chapter 2. Psycho Teachers, Friends, and Step-Fathers

"It's eternal, brat!" shouted Sasori.

"Fleeting, un!" Deidara shouted back, glowering at the shorter redhead.

"Boys, boys, please, no fighting," sighed Jiraiya. "Now, please get to drawing your views on a woman."

Deidara snorted in disgust and glared at the old perv. He has assigned them to draw women and what the students thought on them. Deidara wasn't even all that sure if he liked them, let alone share is opinion on them.

"Why, un?" he complained.

"Yeah," said Sasori. "What about the girls who are in here? Don't you think this might come as offensive to them? And plus, I'm gay, so my opinion on women won't be so much help."

Jiraiya took that into thought as Deidara stared at Sasori in shock. Damn, this kid was full of surprises.

'You're gay?' he mouthed.

Sasori smirked and turned away.

"Are you?" he demanded, suddenly turning to face Deidara.

"I don't know, un…" replied Deidara. "Why do you want to know?"

He sighed.

"I'm not sure," said Sasori. "You just didn't seem like the type to like girls, so, I wanted to know."

"Boys, your assignments," said Jiraiya.

"Hai, Jiraiya-sensei," said the boys in unison.

Deidara quickly drew a girl with her head on fire, then handed it to Jiraiya.

"Happy?" he demanded. "As fleeting as I could get it, un."

"Brat, how many times do I have to tell you that art is eternal?" growled Sasori angrily.

"As many as it takes to convince me," said Deidara, smirking. "Which will be, oh say, never?"

"Brat."

"Bastard, un."

"Shit."

"Fucker."

"Will you guys shut the fuck up?" groaned Temari angrily. "You're so annoying."

"Bite me, bitch," hissed Sasori. "May your soul burn in the darkest depths of hell."

"I take it that you don't like her," guessed Deidara.

Sasori simply shook his head, his sexy red hair---

'Woah, I did NOT just think that!' Deidara shouted to himself.

Deidara glowered at the table, waiting for Sasori to finish up.

"What's wrong, brat?" asked Sasori, his tone bored.

"Nothing, un," replied the blonde. "Just thinking."

"Uh huh," said Sasori thoughtfully. "About what?"

Sasori waited, but didn't get an answer. He sighed in frustration.

"Brat, answer the damn question," said Sasori, frustrated. "I hate waiting, you should know that."

"I've kind of figured, you impatient bastard," muttered Deidara.

Sasori smirked.

"Well, what were you thinking about?" asked Sasori.

"The walk home," lied Deidara easily. "And what will happen when I get there."

"Why?"

"Well, there's Orochimaru's 'friends'," began Deidara. "And I back-sassed my step-dad this morning. He's always been an abusive bastard, but he's worse because my mom is divorcing him, un."

"Rough shit," was all Sasori said.

"Un," agreed Deidara.

~x~

After class, when they were out in the hall, Sasori turned to Deidara.

"What class do you have next?" he asked.

"History with Anko," replied Deidara.

Sasori's eyes widened.

"And last period too," he said. "Her worst. Deidara, I am truly sorry. I have science with Kakashi. I hope she doesn't kill you before school ends."

"Gee, thanks," said Deidara.

"Tch," said Sasori, smirking. "You know, you may be a dumbass and have a shitty view on art, but you're still kind of cute."

With that, he stood on his tiptoes, kissed Deidara on the cheek, and ran off to his next class, smirking.

"See you after school," he called, laughing at Deidara's expression.

'What the hell?' wondered Deidara as he walked into Anko's room.

"Hey, blondie, you're late!" shouted Anko.

"No!" retorted Deidara icily. "There's still five minutes till class actually starts, Miterashi-sensei."

"Don't give me that," growled Anko, "or I swear, I'll get permission from Tsunade to rip you apart. Now sit down!"

"Hey, Deidara, over here!"

Deidara turned to see Hidan, Tobi, Itachi, and Kisame sitting in the very last row, their desks closer together than the others.

Deidara sat with them and nodded in greeting.

"Hi Deidara-sempai!" said Tobi.

"Deidara-sempai?" repeated Deidara weakly.

"Yup!" said Tobi.

"I saw what Sasori did in the hall," said the always stoic Itachi, a small smirk upon his lips (A/N: See! Evident proof that there will be no ItaSaso!! Woot!!).

Deidara nodded, his cheeks tinged pink.

"I think he likes you, Sempai!" cried Tobi.

"Shut the fuck up, Tobi," said Hidan, leaning back in his chair.

"So are you?" asked Kisame as Itachi leaned back onto him.

"Am I what, un?" asked Deidara.

"Gay," said Kisame.

"I don't know," said Deidara. "I mean, I've never really liked girls, but I've never actually dated anybody."

"Try it out," said Itachi.

"Try what out?" asked Deidara.

"Jashin, are you fucking stupid?" asked Hidan. "He means try fucking being gay!" (A/N: Did that make any sense at all? O.o)

"How?" asked Deidara.

"I don't know!" said Kisame, exasperated.

"Go out with Sasori," said Itachi.

"No, I'm not going to date somebody to see if I'm—"

"Blondie, Uchiha, Psycho Boy, Sharkie, Swirly, SHUT UP!" shouted Anko.

"You shut up, bitch," muttered Hidan.

"I HEARD THAT!!!"

~x~

Last period was agony. Anko just went on and on about killing the students in the most painful ways she could think of.

Deidara was quite happy when the Akatsuki members lead him outside to where the rest were waiting (and Sasori had a smirk on his face again, Deidara noted).

"Deidara," said Pein when they were all seated. "How would you like to join the Akatsuki?"

"What?" asked Deidara. "Why?"

"Well, obviously if Orochimaru thinks you're a danger," said Itachi, "you have to be of some use to us. And plus, Sasori really wants you to join."

Sasori shot the raven a glare, but when his eyes fell on Deidara he… blushed?

"Okay, un," said Deidara, shrugging, but then he thought about it. "Wait… what do I have to do, un?"

Itachi suddenly whispered something to Pein, who grinned widely.

"Kiss Sasori for three minutes," said Pein.

Both Sasori and Deidara's eyes widened, then they blushed.

"Why?" asked Sasori.

"Itachi, Hidan, Tobi, and Kisame saw you kiss him on the cheek," said Pein. "And they just want him to see that he's gay."

"That's the reason?" asked Sasori angrily.

"Yup!" said Hidan happily.

Sasori started to reply, but Itachi cut him off.

"Just kiss already, Akasuna, you know you're going to lose."

Sasori sighed, walked over to Deidara, and pressed their lips together. Deidara blinked, but fell into the kiss, working his mouth against the redhead's.

"Time's up," said Kisame sadly.

The two pulled apart, the taller of the two blushing madly and the redhead smirking.

Sasori tried to walk away, but felt something pull on his belt loop. He looked down to see one of Deidara's chains linked to him.

"Okay, who did this?" he growled.

Konan raised her hand, smiling.

"Me!" she sang.

"Bitch," muttered Sasori angrily, unlinking himself.

~x~

"So, whatever happened to your dad?" asked Sasori curiously.

"He was part of a mafia, un," said Deidara, looking away. "Then he became an Informant and became part of Witness Protection Program. As far as Okaa-san and I know, he's vanished off the face of the earth, un."

"Mafia?" repeated Sasori.

"Yeah, you know," said Deidara, "where they offer protection to somebody, then attack them if turned down (disguised of course, un), then come back the next day and get paid a lot to protect the person, un."

"I know what a mafia is, brat!" snapped Sasori.

"Oh."

Deidara looked away. He was wondering about how much he enjoyed his kiss with Sasori. So was he…?

"Brat?" asked Sasori.

"Un?"

"When does your step-dad move out?"

"Within the next week, un," replied Deidara.

"Okay, how would you like to stay with me until he moves out?" asked Sasori. "I'm sure my grandmother wouldn't mind…. Just so long as we don't fool around."

"She knows?" asked Deidara.

"That I'm gay?" said Sasori. "Of course. She kinda figured it out for me."

"I can go home with you so he won't hurt you," offered Sasori.

"That might work, un," said Deidara.

~x~

"Holy fucking shit," said Sasori. "I knew you said he was an psychotic bastard, but that was worse than I expected! He fucking hit you!"

Deidara nodded silently. He rubbed the large bruise on his side and winced. His step-father had gotten pissed when he found out that Deidara wasn't going to be around until he was gone, so he hit Deidara.

"I'm going to call my mom, un," said Deidara. "I don't want him hurting her…."

He flipped open his cell phone and dialed his mother's work number, then put it on speaker phone.

"Hello, this is Akito, how may I help you?" she asked.

"Okaa-san, it's me, un," said Deidara.

"Deidara, sweetie, was is it?" she asked. "Are you okay? Did he hurt you?"

"It's nothing, yes I am, yes he did, un," replied Deidara shortly.

"He did?!" Akito shouted. "Why?"

"Because I don't want to be around him and decided to stay over a friend's house," sighed Deidara.

"A friend?" echoed his mother. "Who?"

"His name is Sasori," answered Deidara.

"Sasori Akasuna?" asked Akito. "Chiyo's grandson? You do know he's gay, right?"

Sasori stifled his laughter and Deidara grinned.

"Yes, Okaa-san, I know, un" he said. "But I want you to stay away from the house."

"Why?"

Sasori held out his hand for the phone.

"Mrs. Iwa?" asked Sasori.

"Please, call me Akito," she said.

"Okay, Akito," said Sasori, "Dei's step-dad is on a psycho rage and it's definitely in Deidara's best interest to keep you safe. Would you like to come over and stay at my house?"

"Is there enough room?"

"Of course," said Sasori.

She hesitated.

"Alright," she said.

"Great!" exclaimed Sasori. "Now, do you need to get clothes?"

"No, I've got some in case something like this were to happen," she sighed.

Sasori smirked and gave her his address and directions, then hung up.

"Awesome," he said.

"Sasori, you work wonders, un," sighed Deidara.

"I know—" began Sasori, but was cut off by Deidara crashing his lips against Sasori's.

"I guess Hidan was right, un," said Deidara as he pulled away.

When he got no response, he sighed sadly and continued walking. But he couldn't due to the fact that Sasori had gotten a tight grip on his left wrist.

"Ow, un," he said. "Cuts, Danna—"

Sasori blinked.

"What did you call me?"

"Danna," said Deidara blushing. "It kind of fits you."

"Did you mean that in the husband way or…?" he trailed off.

"No, not husband, un," said Deidara. "Sorry I kissed you…."

Sasori smirked, then pulled Deidara into a kiss.

He ran his tongue along Deidara's bottom lip, asked for entrance. Deidara had somewhat expected that and let him in, their tongues wrestling for a moment. When they pulled away, Sasori was gasping for air.

"Holy shit…" he panted. "Damn, Dei… you're an excellent kisser. Have you ever…?"

"No, un," said Deidara. "That one that Pein made us do was my first…."

"Come on," said Sasori, holding out his hand.

Deidara accepted it.

"You know, un," said Deidara. "I just realized. We've only known each other for less than a day and we're already all over each other, un."

"Nah, I've actually liked you for a while," said Sasori. "By the way, the rest off the Akatsuki are coming over tonight too…."

"How can you fit eight other kids and my mother in your house too, un?" asked Deidara.

"Ehehe… uhm, well," said Sasori nervously. "Chiyo-baa is kinda filthy fricking rich. We have a mansion with our rooms, four guest rooms, and the attic for the Akatsuki. You can hardly tell it's an attic, though. Itachi's filthy rich too…."

"Damn, un," said Deidara.

~x~

Deidara saw exactly what Sasori had meant as they walked up to a huge mansion. It was four stories high, not including the attic.

"Holy shit," he said.

"Chiyo-baa!" called Sasori as he walked in. "I'm home…. With my boyfriend!"

"Finally!" she cried, running in.

She examined Deidara up and down.

"Hm, not too bad," she said. "Good-looking, though a little too dark with a lot of eyeliner…. Overall, I like him! What's your name?"

"Deidara, un," he said nervously.

"Deidara!" exclaimed Chiyo. "I'm good friends with your mother…. Speaking of which…."

She turned to look at Sasori.

"She just called me and told me what had happened," sighed Chiyo. "That girl has gotten herself into a bit of trouble. She should be here soon. Now, you two and the rest of the 'Akatsuki' have to keep down so I can comfort the poor child. Now run along and go up to the 'Akatsuki lair'."

Deidara giggled and followed his now-boyfriend up to the attic.

"Whoa, un," he said.

"Yeah," said Sasori.

The room was huge! On one side, it had a couch, a TV, and a few game systems, and a stereo with a ton of CD's, then on the other side, it had pinball machines, air hockey, the kind of stuff you find in a pizza parlor, etc. In the middle there was a large space and some sleeping bags rolled up and put away nicely under the window. The room has nice soft white walls and a black carpet with the red and white Akatsuki cloud in the middle.

"Nice," he said. "How did you get that?"

He pointed to the cloud design.

"A shit-load of hard work," said Sasori, pulling Deidara over to the couch.

He wrapped his arms around the blonde and looked into his eyes, azure meeting silver.

"We need to take you shopping tomorrow," said Sasori. "I like the eyeliner, but some of the clothes have got to go. You won't be bullied now that you're part of Akatsuki, or abused, so you can dress in a way that won't get you made fun of."

"Okay, un," said the blonde, kissing him deeply.

They heard the snap of a camera and turned to see the Akatsuki standing behind Deidara's mother, a camera in Pein's hand.

"Hi Okaa-san," said Deidara weakly, blushing deeply.

His mother was very beautiful. She had light blue eyes and long blonde hair that fell across her back. She was slim and had a few bruises on her arms from The Bastard, but otherwise looked fine.

"I knew you were gay," she said, smiling. "Hidan helped you figure it out, didn't he?"

"That's right, bitches!" shouted the zealot.

"Shut up, Hidan, un!" said Deidara.

"Okay, I'm going to talk to Chiyo," she said. "Have fun!"

When she left, Konan smiled at Deidara.

"She seems nice," said the blue-haired girl.

"Yeah…" muttered Deidara.

~x~

Okay, tell me what you think!!! ^_^

I wanted to wait for the SasoDei to start, but I was getting to impatient. O_O

Ja Ne!