Ya know everyone is saying how funny it is, but I don't find it funny at all I actually think my writing sucks but whatever floats your boat

Itachisgirl yes it was your idea I made a joke out of it im sorry but it was great I loved your comment when you suggested it

Everyone else thanks for the review much appreciated!

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"So Deidara how does it feel to be a dad." Kisame smirked sitting next to Deidara at the table.

"I don't know, yeah"

Itachi sat next to Kisame "You're not leaving her are you?"

Deidara looked up and glared "Of course not I love Sakura, and anyways couldn't you just think of all the nasty things she do to me, yeah!"

Everyone nodded even Itachi at times Sakura could even unnerve him.

Kisame smiled thinking of something "Say you accidentally were tripped off a cliff and plummeted to death to NEVER EVER come back and no sequel, would I get first dibs on Sakura?"

Deidara raised an eyebrow "Sure…"

Kisame snickered "I can't wait to tap that…" Kisame say everyone looking at him weirdly "What she'd make a great MILF." (Mother Id Like to Fuck)

Just then Sakura walked in and sat beside Deidara who put his arm around her waist.

Itachi looked at Sakura before asking "Can you still have sex when you're pregnant?"

Tobi looked at him "Of course not you can hurt the baby."

Sakura being a medic nin cut in "No actually you can because your pelvis bone are like so close together that it wouldn't hurt the baby, same thing with tampons that's why they don't get lost.

That's why women have contraction before they give birth it's pulling the pelvis bones apart."

(It's true my mom's a doctor that should answer kakashi-vivi question)

Itachi stood up and walked away opening his orange book while walking.

Yes Itachi is a pervert he reads Icha Icha more then Kakashi!

Everyone followed after him cause they have nothing better to do really.

They saw Goro sleeping on the couch when Sakura poked him in the cheek he swapped her hand away while saying, "Get our cheese sticks they're the best around."

Sakura and everyone snorted trying not to laugh while Itachi just calmly sat beside Goro still reading.

Sakura closed her left eye while saying in a pirate voice "Aye there's moby dick sleeping on Canada lets get him fast before ey decides to nap on my momma."

Everyone acted like mimes making rope and throwing it on Goro, except for Itachi what a pervert he is.

Out of now were Itachi gets flung onto the floor face first, Itachi looked up glaring at everyone.

Sakura rubbed the back of her head sheepishly "Opps sorry I missed."

Deidara looked around before saying "Hey where's Tobi?"

Just then Aslan (The big lion from Narnia) walked in and burped while Tobi's mask flew out of his mouth.

Sakura gasped and opened up Aslan's mouth and crawled inside until she felt something tug on her ankle.

Deidara held her ankle "You pregnant you have to stop stomach diving! Come back here, yeah!"

But reluctantly Sakura got out of his grasp and went into the lion's bell-eh that's were she saw Tobi sitting on a pink little strip of land (Or insides w.e)

Sakura sat beside Tobi and hugged him "I missed you damnit if you leave then just think about it, my child will never have a non-perverted uncle!

I mean could you just imagine Kisame changing a diaper or Itachi changing a poor six year old little girl, the poor child would be scard I mean it is Itachi and Kisame we're talking about."

Tobi nodded in understanding I mean would you want a guy that was an addict to porn or a guy that looked like a fish setting an example for your child! The horror.

Just then they heard wood clanking together they turned around and saw Pinokio (Cant spell but it's the stupid puppet boy) he waved his hand "Hiya guys you got Aten too!"

Sakura's eye twitched "Go away no one wants you here you're just gonna try to stick your nose in our bum holes while we're sleeping."

Pinokio shook his head "Id never do something like that!"

Woop! Pinokio's nose grew giving Sakura an idea.

Sakura whispered something in Tobi's ear Tobi nodded and grabbed Pinkio.

Sakura broke out the candle from Beauty and The Beast and set Pinokio ablaze while he was burning Sakura was laughing like a maniac "Mwhahahahahaha! Rainbow in the dark!"

As Sakura said the rainbow in the dark she pointed her left arm and put it at an angle while using her other hand to grab her crotch.

(Rainbow in the dark is a really old song and the guy sounds gay when he sings it)

Outside of the intestines

Deidara screeched while Kisame and Goro played video games and Itachi kept reading 'Icha Icha Milk Maids Parade!' (That's great one day ill make a book called that and its gonna be all about sheep!)

Deidara pointed at Aslan who was running in a circle chasing his tail "I will get you back Sakura!"

Deidara jumped in and started chasing Aslan from behind who was still running in a circle chasing now Deidara.

Then Aslan stopped and barfed up Tobi and Sakura.

Deidara helped Sakura up and Itachi put down his book a little "Why is it so hot in here?"

"Because im in here." Sakura replied making Goro snort.

Sakura gasped, "Omg I think im tired!"

Deidara sighed, "Sakura you cant go to bed yet the camera's are still rolling."

Sakura shrugged "So it's late! I mean it's late why cant we just hand it over to Itachi?"

Everyone nodded they were all pretty tired Itachi sighed "Fine, but I get the last piece of cake next time."

Everyone nodded and went to bed.

Itachi looked over the mansion making sure no one else was awake when he was sure he went into his room and stripped down and got on a robe.

Itachi turned on the stereo while shaking his ass to the beat

Man eater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a man eater
make you buy cars
make you cut cards
make you fall real hard in love

Itachi started shaking his hips while taking off his robe

And when she walks she walks with passion
when she talks, she talks like she can handle it
when she asks for something boy she means it
even if you never ever see it

Itachi dropped the robe only to have his 'itsy bitsy' tucked in between his legs.

THE REST WAS CUT OUT FOR BEING WAAY TO FREAKY!

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IM REALLY SORRY FOR THE LAST FREAKY PART

I was watching Silence of The Lambs.

So now REVIEW! Or else no more chapters its true I can deprive you watch me!

Sam