Hamlet woke up in his bedchambers. He was still sad that Horatio was not happy that Hamlet had returned from the dead. Hamlet decided he was going to do something that made him happy.
Hamlet got into his Prius and drove to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a pepperoni pizza. Hamlet ate it and thought it was very delicious. Hamlet then remembered he was Jewish and was eating pork. This made Hamlet very sad. Hamlet returned to his bed chambers and cried himself to sleep.
Horatio was at Hamlet's door to announce he was happy that Hamlet was alive again. He opened the door and saw the room flooded with tears. Fortinbras stood there, but he had nothing to say.
Horatio dove in after Hamlet and rescued him. He swam to the surface and saved him. Horatio used mouth to mouth recesitation to bring Hamlet to life.
"Hamlet! You hath returned from grave once again!" it was a record for Denmark that week, "But thou hath ruined thy bed chambers and shalth be punished!"
Hamlet was sent to the dungeon.