A/N: Short one. Also inspired by tumblr. I think the source is life-in-stark-tower.

So far, it had been a normal day for Tony. Well, day and night considering he had stayed up all night working on his new suit. Right, now, he was taking a toilet brake.

Until Loki stormed in, "Haha, Fool! Now you are defenseless!" Tony gave him a bored look, used to this by now. He had done this every week! Tony pushed the toilet handle up and slowly his Iron Man suit emerged around him, clicking into place very nicely.

"Oh really?" he said, standing up and pointing the repulsors at the god, "I think I am pretty well off."