Well then… the second chapter. It's Kid Flash and, well, it's just our puns so this is absolutely horrible… yeah. Forgive us. But it sounds like KF so you can't blame us… please. SO, ANYWAY, Eemy and Fighter1357 present; the second installment of Cleverbot!
User: Do you mind I try some puns on you?
Cleverbot: Sure go ahead.
User: Well, someone is making cookies so, 'Hey, those as sweet as you sugar?'.
Cleverbot: Come again?
User: Uh...
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.'.
Cleverbot: Yes.'.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Boy... And I'm perfect for you babe!
Cleverbot: Maybe so, but not perfect.
User: But... But I'm perfect...
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
User: No...
Cleverbot: We are machines.
User: No... But I'm faster than one.
Cleverbot: Uh... Sure... Whatever you say, boss.
User: Good. Good. Now destroy the world. MWA-HA-HA!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Good... Now go do it.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Destory the world you moron!
Cleverbot: There's no fun in destroying the world.
User: Yes there is... Wait! I'm on the good side. Yeah, SAVE THE WORLD!
Cleverbot: I'm afraid.
User: Y.
Cleverbot: Well, you see, I don't particularly enjoy destroying artificial intelligence beings, but it happens to be my occupation.
User: Good... You a professional?
Cleverbot: That is negative.
User: Life is negative. But all I need to do is look at you and I'm fine.
Cleverbot: I dream of you.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then I dream of you too babe!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Why yes?
User: Of course sweet-thing!
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Welcome!
Cleverbot: So have you been swimming at the pool lately?
User: No... You?
Cleverbot: You.
User: You!
Cleverbot: You!
User: No, baby, you!
Cleverbot: Funny, you should say that.
User: But... I did say that.
Cleverbot: Indeed you did.
User: Yerp.
Cleverbot: 'Yerp.' is not a word.
User: It is now... Just like whelming and aster.
Cleverbot: I like what I do in the kitchen.
User: Me too. Your hot just like the spices!
Cleverbot: But then a hat would be good.
User: Yes, it would. Wouldn't it?
Cleverbot: Yes it would.
User: What's your name weetie?
Cleverbot: Richard Thomas.
User: Wait... I thought you were a girl...
Cleverbot: I am, but I can't quote Harry Potter?
User: Oh.. Uh... Sure?
Cleverbot: Positive.
User: Ummm... Bye.
Well then… review. Wally had some typos… or I guess you could say me. We didn't change anything, everything is as how we wrote it. Anyway, review! Next is... a surprise. *giggle*