If you haven't read my introduction in the story/chapter, you should do so. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. I give credit to Annabelle, Davy Jones, and Lizard, as they would like to be called for privacy reasons.

Francis Killer

Once upon a time there was a demon and he was very pudgy. His name was Rich. Rich hated everybody with the middle name of Francis. This was unexplainable. He once went up to a poor old lady and stole her wig and the fancy coin she had just found on the street. But that's just it, he didn't really bug anybody else. so then Rich went to church in an evil mood. The pastor's cousin's brother's wife had a middle name of Francis. Rich decided to morph temporarily into a vampire and was formulating a plan to stalk his new victim.

And his new victim would be Coco the fluffy white cat down the street. Just then,
BAM! SPLAT!
Rich just got splashed in the eyes by a passing car by muddy water. Now he is blind! Oh NO! He stumbles into a pit. And suddenly all this noise fills this pit. Now he is deaf. Then he can't stand his feet feel too much like jelly. All I have to say is Karma!
KARMA

As Coco went splat Harold the puppy passed by and licked up the remains.
But Coco re-spawned in the Halo 2 multiplayer game.
Player "BiKERDRP833": Ph3AR ME! LOLZ
Player "Pwner877": OMG WTF?
Player "Coco"???
OMG N00B