This is my chapter. Yaay. (POV Change. I can't write in POV's so it's now Author. Might expect change again. I lied. I've learned from Wattpad to write in that.)
"Get to class!"
Gladly.
That was the most profound lie ever. This class was literally Flappy Bird in a Box. Mrs. B over there would give impossible problems such as; What is the factor of pi times 2k14 in a rabbits doctor with monkeys and- God. It's so impossible. And then to make it worse, the dumb teacher always call on me for the hardest problems.
"Drew!" The teacher snapped.
"Hm, wah?" I said in the most dazed voice possible.
"What is the answer to the question I asked you five seconds ago." She said in the still pissed voice.
"Er, I think yes. You do need those dentures." I countered my voice filled with wittiness.
"And I think you need to go sit in the hall, I'm this close to sending you to the-" The teacher said before Drew finished.
"Principal's Office."
She wasn't normally that rude, but what happened earlier with the breath thing wasn't the most helpful thing. Drew trudged out the door and sat against the wall out of view from the classroom. There was a pencil on the ground and a lock. Might as well practice lock-picking. She picked them up and dusted the items off. The teacher came outside and told me to follow her to the principal office.
Yeah, I went to the Principal's Office, got reprimanded, had my mom come get me.
"What'd you say?" My mom said in an almost too calm voice.
"I said, "I think you need those dentures" because she called on me when I was thinking." I said. I expected to be punished but my mom raised her hand in my direction.
"High-five." She said in a state of about to burst out laughing, so I high fived her so she could and I joined her. We got home and I ran upstairs and threw my backpack onto the bed and then dolphin dived onto my chair, which was not a good idea and I started to flail and seizure like a gill-less fish.
"Crap, that f'ing hurt. Oh my god..." I said not wanting to swear knowing that my mom was most likely nearby. I don't know if she'd care, but I try not too.
I sat up slowly before grabbing my mouse and opening Chrome. I typed in 'Y' and then YouTube popped up before I started to watch whatever my subs and random people posted.
After a good five hours of starving on YouTube, I went downstairs to see the pitch black sky. It was midnight, already? Damn. I took up a stealthy approach as I moved cover to cover towards the kitchen. I slowly opened the door and held the light button so it'd stay off. I got the milk and found some chips. I poured the milk into the glass and took my contents upstairs and started to eat and then crawled into bed and let sleep take over.
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"Drew, wake up!" My mom yelled and I sprung up and nearly fell but skillfully recovered. I looked at the source of my rude awakening and my mom was pointing at my alarm clock.
"You have a minute to win it, good- Go!" My mom said as I darted down the stairs and jumping off and rolling. I started sprinting into the bathroom and then brushed my teeth and washed my face at the same time, it was a poor job, but it was good enough. I spit out the rest of my disgusting toothpaste and then grabbed a bag and dumped some of the same chips as before into it and ran back upstairs and changed. I had been past a minute but I was doing decent. I shoved the bag into my bag and put it on my back I grabbed my shoes and put them on as I was going down the stairs.
"Drew, come on! The lifeboat's leaving!" My mom said slowly jerking the car forwards.
"Jack, don't let go!" I said before diving through the window and sitting up and put my seatbelt on out of breath.
"I did... Now I have to endure school." I said.
I'm sorry I can't live through promises. I'm just utter garbage. But I did it. So, be semi happy? :D No, don't be happy. This is short as FUCK. I'm really sorry.