OMYGOODNESS I AM SUCH A BUTT!!! I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN MONTHS!! When did I publish this?? June was it?? GOSH I FEEL SO BAD! But I seriously had no clue what to do with this so sorry if the chappie kinda sucks..
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"Y...y...YOU??!!! What are you doing here??!!!" Rukia screeched at the carrot top.
"Telling you to shut up and get out of my dorm."
The veins in Rukia's head popped out dangerously and one eye twitched. "Your dorm?" she asked menacingly.
"Yes, now run along and play with your friends, octopus head," Ichigo said, waving his hand in the door's direction.
"I'm afraid I can't." Rukia sighed sadly.
"Can't? What's that supposed to mean, munchkin?"
Many retorts colored with swear words popped into Rukia mind, but instead of replying she walked over to the bed closest to the door and set down her suitcase. The blue-eyed girl began unpacking her clothes, most having at least one bunny sown on it. Before long Rukia had two massive piles of folded up clothing on her bed. With a grunt of displeasure, Rukia heaved the smaller pile into her arms taking it to the mahogany dresser. She tried to hold the pile in one arm while opening a shelf with the other. She failed miserably. The clothes tumbled out of her arm and onto the floor exposing her pink bunny bra to the skyscraper known as Ichigo. Rukia's face went pinker than the bra. In a wild mad dash Rukia jumped onto the pile only to have the bra tossed into Ichigo's face.
OH, crap
Ichigo removed the offender from his face. After five breathless seconds, Ichigo threw the bra onto Rukia's, red as a tomato, head with a grin.
"I believe that's yours."
Rukia nodded dumbly before bolting out of the room like a psychopath. She ran down the hall for what seemed like hours but was probably minutes. Rukia eventually ran out of breath by an ice machine.
Rukia was a scene with her disheveled black hair and pink bunny bra clutched in her hand. She leaned against the maroon wall with a sigh. The blue eyed girl looked down at her white tennis shoes. They were new, but already dirty in the dry, dusty heat at camp.
Why did this stuff always happen to her? First the bus incident now this? 'Why me?' Rukia almost demanded of the bra.
She stopped herself upon hearing voices down the hall. One was an extreme low, almost inaudible. The second was girlish and worried. The third and final was loud and rowdy, but obviously feminine. Rukia jetted out of sight in time to hide the cause of all her problems under the ice machine. The three were arguing loud enough to be heard on mars. Rukia could almost imagine little green people covering their ears in agony.
"What do you mean she'll be fine, Chad?" It was Tatsuki. Rukia breathed a sigh of relief, although she didn't know who this Chad person was.
"It's OK Tatsuki, Rukia knows how to take care of herself," Oriheme said soothingly.
"Take care of herself my a.."
Rukia stepped out of her hiding place. Chad was... HUGE! This guy was massive!! He had to be the tallest man she'd ever seen, Ichigo was a dwarf compared to him. Chad's browns locks curled over nearly half his face revealing only one of his brown eyes. On top of his height, his arms were all muscle. This Chad guy was like one of those marble statues Byakuya had made her study for hours a few years back, except this guy was alive. Rukia remembered the day clearly.
"I have to study this?" Rukia had asked in disgust.
Byakuya glowered at the little monster of a child that was, most unfortunately, his. "Yes, Rukia." He sighed. " You need to work on your observational skills."
"But it's so... ew." Rukia crinkled her nose like she smelled something rancid.
Byakuya glared.
"But.."
Byakuya continued to glare.
Rukia's face turned into a sullen pout. "Fine," she snapped.
The next day Rukia turned in a paper stating that the statue was ugly and deserved to die, just like her father.
"Rukia, snap out of it!!" Tatsuki waved her hand in Rukia's face.
Rukia blushed.. again. "Sorry, I spaced out."
"No really?" Tatsuki said with a snort and roll of her eyes. "Come on. I'm hungry and lunch'll be ending soon." Tatsuki started down the hall toward the elevators with the other three following wordlessly.
Once in the large cafeteria Rukia nearly turned around and ran out. For some reason the twisted mind of fate decided to put Ichigo right there. Right in front of her. Right there sitting with a bunch of guys. Guys that would doubtlessly laugh like like hell when when Ichigo told her humiliating tale, if he hadn't already..
CRAP!! was the only thing that ran through her mind before being interrupted by Tatsuki.
"You're spacing out again, Rukia. Are you OK?? You randomly disappear, show up again out of the blue, then totally loose contact with the planet AGAIN?? I seriously think something is wrong!!"
"Tatsuki," Rukia interrupted.
"Is this because of that..."
"Tatsuki," she tried again.
"jackass Kurosaki? If it is I swear I'm gonna.."
"TATSUKI!!"
"WHAT??"
"I'm perfectly fine. No offense intended, but all you're doing is drawing attention to us. So you think you can stop yelling? Please."
Tatsuki took a deep breath, closing her eyes, probably trying to curb her temper. "Let's just go eat. I'm starved!" Tatsuki grinned, seeming to forget the incident already.
Rukia followed wordlessly. The lunch line was fairly short, due to their lateness, Rukia figured. If your life consists of food and only food it would be heaven for you. Any type of pizza you could imagine, from pepperoni to applesauce, yogurt, chocolate pudding and potato chips all meshed together, it was there. There were a variety of pastas and salads. Farther down the line was fish, hot dogs and burgers. After that was every woman's dream. Chocolate!! chocolate cake, chocolate pie, chocolate bars, chocolate almost anything you can think of!!
Rukia found herself drooling. She heard Byakuya's voice clearly, If you find yourself hungry, daintily walk to a table, pick something, then sit back down! Don't forget to use a plate or napkin!! People shall not think my daughter is a gruesome pig because you feel the need to stuff yourself. Do you understand?
Screw him, she thought rebelliously, choosing the biggest piece of chocolate cake there and walking up to the cashier and recited her name for the woman. She typed up some unknown junk then nodded for Rukia to go.
Rukia went to sit at the opposite side of the cafeteria with cake in hand and Oriheme, Tatsuki and Chad close behind.
"Whew, I thought I was going to starve," Tatsuki exclaimed, eying her plate of what looked like chicken, lots of chicken.
"I can't wait to eat either," Oriheme squealed like a twilight fan girl who was about to "fan girl die" because Edward was just so hot. Rukia didn't really think he was that attractive herself, she'd imagined him much more attractive when she read it. Shouldn't even try, no earthly man can live up to Edward.. "This looks so good, Tatsuki!! I made it myself, melted salt water taffy, cheetos, hot sauce and sprinkles!!
What Rukia saw was a mesh of weird looking... stuff. Interesting
"Do you want some?" Oriheme inquired to Tatsuki.
"No thanks, I've got enough. Thanks Oriheme."
"Chad?"
"No thanks," he grumbled.
"Rukia?"
"Sure, why not?" Rukia answered in a very fake girly girl voice, holding out her plate of halfway eaten chocolate cake.
"Yay, you'll love it!"
Rukia took a curious bite of the mush. Meanwhile Tatsuki stared in revulsion at the completely content girl. Rukia's eyes lit up with awe, "O MY GOODNESS THIS IS DELICOUS!"
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Anyways I'll try not to be a complete butt again and not update for months!!! Thanks to ichiruki77, DeviantHollow23, MoMo08, cricketchick1990, dbzgtfan2004, and my bestest buddy xSilver-Wingsx for reviewing! You guys are just the awesomest!! :D Please review!! THANK YOU!!
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