A/N Wow, that was quik I just couldnt wait to post the next chapter! Here you go! c:

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We walked through the forrest amylessly for awile, wenn all of a sudden we were ambushed! My hearst starded racing as a gay with no shirt burts through the trees "WHY HAVE YOU KILLED BELLA!" He screamed angrily. "AWW SHITE ITS JACOB!" Rose shouted. "How the fuck did you know that you stupid blond bitch!?" Jacob shouted and truned into a wolf and attacked us. I quickly pulled out my revolver and shot him in the face. Jacob screamed "I loved Bella, why did you kill her?!" he sobbed and I shot him again in the head. "That takes care of that" I said putting my gun back in my jacket.

Me and Rose contuned through the forrest until we came across a clearing, I could see the sun in the sky AND WHOLLY SHIT IT HAD A FUCKING BABY FACE. I sheilded my eyes from the unholly whorer in the sky, and the sun GIGGLED HOLLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHYYYY! Rose started to cry.

We ran across the cheerful landscape covered in flowers and humping bunnys until we came across some odd building in the ground and we ran inside to hide from the horrible sun monster.

Inside where four brightly coloured aliens who giggled "Uh-Oh!" they said in unison and contuned to giggle creepily. "The fuck is this shit" I said looking at Rose inquisitavly "I think these are um... Teletubbies?" she said. "Their WHORRIBLE!" I shouted. Then the creepy little fucks offered us some tubbycustard and I looked at it threw it at the gay little basturds. The pink shit splattered all over them and they looked mad.

"UNACCEPTABLE!" They shouted together and stripped off their costumes, they were really...

DALEKS IN DISQUISE!

"OH MY TADRIS!" I shouted, Rose screamed "NOOOO!" and tryed running away but the door was locked. Adderallin coarsed through my vains, I tried using my sonic screwdriver to unlock the door but it dindt work.

The Daleks rolled towards us "DOCTOR, DOCTOR, WE MUST EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR!" They all shouted. "Get back!" I yelled, I tried to think of what I should do. I started to panick.

"WE MUST EXTERMINATE... THE DOCTORS VIRGINITY!" The Daleks shouted. Wait, what the fuck? I thought to myself. Rose giggled "Your a virgin!" She teased. What a bitch. I made an mental note to myself to go back in time and kill Mickey later.

I heard clicking and a hissing sound and the Daleks armor opened revealing the squid-like creatures inside. They reached there tenticals tward us "THE DOCTOR IS SEXY, SO SEXY" they shouted, they stroked me and Rose with there tenticals, we tried slapping them away, but to no avale. There tenticals went under my cloths and I saw the same happen to Rose. I struggled to get away, "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. WE WILL VIOLATE YOU!" I heard the Daleks say, there tenticals rubbed my nipples and I blushed because it was wierd not becase I liked it. Rose started crying and tried to scream but the Daleks stuffed a tentical in her mouth to shut her up. I felt a tentical trie to go down my underwire BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...

The door brust open and Jack Hotness-I mean Jack Harkness-(Lol why would I say Hotness Im not gay) came in looking sexy- I mean cool as ever.

"GET AWAY FROM THE DOCTOR AND THE BLONDE BITCH YOU PREVERTED ALIEN SQUIDS!" Jack yelled and pointed his lazer cannon at the Daleks and obliterated them in one shot.

The reminders of the tenticals fell to the floor at are feet. I sprung up cheerfully and walked up to Jack, ignoring Rose who was choking on a Dalek testicle.

Jack dropped his lazer cannon and put a strong arm around my shoulder, he smiled at me and I blushed (because I was exosted not gay, prevert.)

"Once agian I must save the damsel in distress," Jack said "And Rose, too" he added. "Hey!" I cryed, anoyed, I punched him arm. Jack just laughed and rubbes his arm "I'm just messing with you!" he said "your cute when your mad!" he added. 'GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!' I thoght to myself, but at the same time was flattered (but not in a gay way!) "Uh, thank you. I guess" I said embreassed. "No problem!" Jack said happily.

After Rose stopped choking on the tentickle we all went outside and got in the TARDIS.

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A/N: Well that's over! ... FOR NOW. The next chaper is the works, it will be longer I think.