A/N: The lyrics of the songs I found were found online. If there are any errors, I'm sorry I'm not Korean, so I can't really tell. oO;
I'm sort of not a really humoruos person, so I find it hard to find crazy things for Edward to do. Sorry it takes me awhile to update!

As per usual, I don't own anything except a pair of pants and a shirt. Yes, not even underwear. So that means I don't own Twilight! :P

I snickered as I went inside the house to prepare for the "competition". I had thought back on all the fanfictions that had Emmett (and sometimes, Jasper) embarassing either me or my precious Bella. I knew I needed a good comeback, but since I'm no psycothic madman, I'll settle for a few good ones.

I looked around the garage. We often put the unnecessary, but wanted things in there -- junk, mostly. We had everything from hockey tables, globes and even centuries old toasters. I rummaged for awhile before finding it at last -- a Korean Karaoke System! I'm willing to bet all the money in my Starbucks stocks that no one remembers this one! I laughed quietly to myself as I went to the living room to set it up.

A few minutes later, curiosity dragged Jasper's and Emmett's heads to look inside without my permission. I snarled quietly, making it clear I wasn't done yet. Emmett's thoughts grumbled while Jasper's, at the very least, were content.

After I finished setting up the system, with my preternatural speed, I dashed to get a recording camera, one that is so small it's hardly visible unless you know it's there. It was about the size of a fly and it was practically noiseless, except for the beeping sound after it's done recording. I had bought this off one of the "secret" agents in the government a few years back, when we were sent to the FBI to be questioned. Luckily, Alice had foreseen that complication and we were able to escape. One of them, though weren't easily deterred as the others, and after convincing him of our story, he took the fly with him, telling us he'd been watching all along. Carlisle was immediately tense, but he announced himself as a fellow vampire, like us, a vegan as well. He offered to sell the fly camera to me in secret, sensing I took great interest in it. After that, he had just disappeared. I realize now I never asked for his name. Huh.

I put it beside the brand new flat screen TV where the karaoke was set up. This was going to be one good family video, I'm sure everyone would like to watch.

I called them in, and I knew they already figured out it was karaoke.

"Karaoke?" Emmett snorted, "that's the best your brain can do? Man, you need some help!"

"Well, at least I know now I'm gonna win," Jasper said smugly. Emmett flashed him a devilish look.

"You can't know that, all that Jazz," he said, smirking. Jasper simply nodded his head and took the microphone.

"So.. me or you?" Emmett took the microphone. "I'll be the first to let the world hear the melodious sound of my voice in tune with whatever song floats my boat."

He turned it on and the television screen showed a line of kimchi leaves with cute chibi eyes dancing around the screen. I heard them both gasp.

"KOREAN?!" Emmett roared, "WTH? I-- you-- don't speak this language! This is cheating! How can I sing something I don't know!"

I stifled the laughter that was pushing its way out of my mouth. It was hard to keep a calm voice, but I had to.

"Just do it," I said, trying to sound bored, "there are subtitles, follow them."

Jasper eyed me viciously, then turned to look at Emmett carefully while he struggled to pick a song. All the song choices were in Korean as well, so it wasn't that Emmett would actually pick something he knew about.

Finally, Emmett just did a random pick, and ended with the song Happiness by Super Junior.

SUNGMIN Hanbuhndo nan nuhreul ijuhbonjuhk uhbsuh ojik geudaemaneul saenggakhaenneunguhl
HAN GENG Geuruhn nuhneun mwuhya nal ijuhdduhn guhya
LEETEUK Jigeum nae noonesuhn noonmool heulluh baeshingam

SHINDONG Nuhl chajagalgga saenggakhaessuh EUNHYUK Nan nan jal moreugessuh
SHINDONG Ee sesangi dolgoinneun jigeum EUNHYUK Nan nuh bakke uhbji
SHINDONG Halmaree uhbsuh gal soodo uhbsuh EUNHYUK Noonmooldo uhbsuh neukkimdo uhbsuh
SHINDONG Ne ape suh inneun nal barabwa EUNHYUK Nuhl wihae sarainneun nal

DONGHAE Yaksokdwen shigani wassuhyo geudae ape issuhyo dooryuhwoome woolgo ijjiman
SIWON Noonmooreul dakkajoouhssuhyo geuddae nae sonjabajjyo iruhnalguhya
LEETEUK Hamkke haejoon geudae ege haengbogeul

SUNGMIN Noongamgo geudael geuryuhyo mamsok geudael chajajjyo nareul balkhyuhjooneun bichi boyuh yuhngwuhnhan
KANGIN Haengbogeul nohchil soon uhbjyo geudae na boinayo nareul boolluhjwuhyo geudaegyuhte
RYEOWOOK Isseulgguhya nuhreul saranghae hamkkehaeyo geudaewa yuhngwuhnhee

HEECHUL Hanbuhndo nan nuhreul ijuh bonjuhk uhbsuh
Ojik geudaemaneul saenggakhaenneunguhl
KIBUM Geuruhn nuhneun mwuhya nal ijuhdduhn guhya
YESUNG Nae noonesuhn noonmool heulluh baeshingam

SUNGMIN Yaksokdwen shigani wassuhyo geudae ape issuhyo dooryuhwoome woolgo ijjiman
KANGIN Noonmooreul dakkajoouhssuhyo geuddae nae sonjabajjyo iruhnalguhya
EUNHYUK Hamkke haejoon geudae ege haengbogeul

DONGHAE Noongamgo geudael geuryuhyo mamsok geudael chajajjyo nareul balkhyuhjooneun bichee boyuh yuhngwuhnhan
LEETEUK Haengbogeul nohchil soon uhbjyo geudae na boinayo nareul boolluhjwuhyo geudaegyuhte
YESUNG Isseulgguhya nuhreul saranghae hamkkehaeyo geudaewa yuhngwuhnhee

HEECHUL Juh parangsaedeuri juhnhaejooneun haengbogiraneun guh
RYEOWOOK Neul woori gyuhte gakkai inneunguhjyo

ALL Noongamgo geudael geuryuhyo mamsok geudael chajajjyo nareul balkhyuhjooneun bichi boyuh
Yuhngwuhnhan haengbogeul nohchil soon uhbjyo geudae na boinayo nareul boolluhjwuhyo
Uhnjerado geudae maeumeul yuhruh boayo apen naega issuhyo
Nareul boolluhjwuhyo geudae gyuhte
RYEOWOOK Isseulgguhya nuhreul saranghae
ALL Hamkkehaeyo geudaewa yuhngwuhnhee

By the time he was finished with the song, me and Jasper were literally rolling on the carpet. Half the time, Emmett was murmuring inaudible noises, (Jasper said he was trying to talk like a deer), and when he can actually pronounce the word, he sounded like he was choking on tuna (which Emmett has done before, when he tried drinking fish blood). Emmett threw the microphone to Jasper who can barely stop laughing.

"Let's see if you can do any better than me, Jazz," he taunted, crossing his arms as Jasper tried to pick a song.

Jasper closed his eyes and made a random choice. It was Balloons by DBSK.

All Jinagabeorin eorin shijeoren pungseoneul tago naraganeun yeppeun kkumdo kku-eotjji
noran pungseoni haneureul nalmyeon nae ma-eumedo areumda-un gi-eoktteuri saenggangna

Max Nae eoril jeok kkumeun noran pungseoneul tago haneul nopi nareuneun saram
Micky Geu jogeuman kkumeul ijeobeorigo san geon naega neomu keobeoryeosseul ttae

Xiah Hajiman gwero-ul ttaen a-icheoreom ttwi-eo nolgo shipeo
Hero Jogeuman na-ui kkumdeureul pungseone gadeuk shitkko

All Jinagabeorin eorin shijeoren pungseoneul tago naraganeun yeppeun kkumdo kku-eotjji
noran pungseoni haneureul nalmyeon nae ma-eumedo areumda-un gi-eoktteuri saenggangna

Hero Wae haneureul bomyeon naneun nunmuri nalkka geugeotjjocha al su eopjjanha
U-Know Wae eoreuni dwemyeon ijeobeorige dwelkka jogeumateon a-i shijeoreul

Micky, Max Ttaeroneun nado geunyang haneul nopi naragago shipeo
U-Know, Xiah Ijeottteon na-ui kkumdeulgwa chu-eogeul gadeuk shitkko

Xiah Jinagabeorin eorin shijeoren pungseoneul tago naraganeun yeppeun kkumdo kku-eotjji
All noran pungseoni haneureul nalmyeon nae ma-eumedo areumda-un gi-eoktteuri saenggangna

All Rallararara rallararara rallararara rarallara rallallalla rarara
Max Seweori heulleodo U-Know, Micky Ijeobeoryeodo
Hero Noran pungseone dameul su isseulkka

All Jinagabeorin eorin shijeoren pungseoneul tago naraganeun yeppeun kkumdo kku-eotjji
noran pungseoni haneureul nalmyeon nae ma-eumedo areumda-un gi-eoktteuri saenggangna

Jasper was unbelievable. Half the time, he can actually sing the song. And the other times, he was also making inaudible noises (which, in Emmett's defense says is bear language). I laughed myself off the couch and started rolling to the living room. Following my lead was Emmett, who managed to knock off Esme's precious vase from Africa with his long legs. Jasper looked at us, horrified but joined us anyway. We were all rolling around the front part of the house, laughing hysterically when Bella, Alice, Carlisle, Esme and Rosalie opened the door and stared at us.

Alice was laughing hysterically, Bella looked horrified, Carlisle and Esme looked disapproving and Rosalie was disgusted. I continued to roll until I got to Bella's feet and managed to stop my unmanly giggles. Emmett was still rolling, but farther away for Jasper stopped laughing as he absorbed Rosalie's utter fury and disgust.

"Korean karaoke," I whispered seductively into Bella's ears. Her heartbeat accelerated, and when she started to laugh, an accidental burp came out instead. Emmett, from the kitchen was banging his stone-hard head on the kitchen appliances, unable to stop his laughter. Esme was now looking worried.

"Don't worry," Alice bit out, "I know an asylum." Everyone laughed then. I eyed Jasper. He nodded back.

The competition was still on.