"Boner."

Oh, Jesus Christ. Did I just say that shit out loud? Please… tell me that I did not just say boner to my possible future co-star, who just so happens to be drop dead gorgeous. As in – I'm going to drop dead of embarrassment if I just said that out loud.

She's giving me a weird look… which means I most definitely just ruined my chances with this goddess by blurting out the word boner. Ugh.

"I'm sorry, what?" she asks. Her face is adorably confused.

Oh, nothing. I'm just trying to figure out what you look like naked.

What. The. Fuck. Edward.

Those kinds of thoughts are not going to help this whole boner situation.

Okay. Relax. Breathe.

This is totally fixable.

"Uh… I said… hey. I'm Edward, by the way, but you can just call me Edward."

Wait… what? I shake my head, trying to clear the stupidity out of it. She laughs, which must be good, right? I mean, she could be laughing at me, but… at least she's not running out of here screaming and calling me a pervert, right?

I hold out my hand and pray that she isn't so put off by me that she refuses to shake it. She smiles at me, slow and sweet, as she takes my hand. When our fingers touch, I feel a shock, like I just ran across a carpet.

"Nice to meet you, Eddie," she says as she shakes my hand.

I glare at the gorgeous creature before me, which makes her smirk. Damn. That's hot. Focus! "It's nice to meet you, too, Bella." I smirk because, cause that's my signature, and I'll be damned if she's gonna one up me.

"Thanks for calling me Bella. Most people don't, even though I ask them to. I hate Isabella… it's so pretentious, you know?" she laughs and releases my hand.

Damn. Her laugh is as beautiful as her face. I notice the loss of warmth now that her hand is no longer in mine and I hate it immensely.

Jesus. I need to go check on my vagina. What is this girl doing to me?

Oh, nope. Surprisingly, I still have a dick. How do I know? It's still painfully hard in my jeans, begging for some love from Bella's hand.

"Oh, yeah… no problem," I rub my neck awkwardly, feeling proud of myself for something so minimal. "The name Bella fits you perfectly." I'm pretty sure Bella is Italian for beautiful.

"Huh?" she asks, scrunching up her small nose.

She looks confused again, but I can't help her out… I'm just as confused as she is. Shit. I need a distraction; I need some sort of interruption; something… anything that will take the spotlight off my idiocy.

Thankfully, Tanya answers my prayer. "Okay! Let's go! Roll tape."

I step toward Bella… uh, I mean… Claire.

Yes. Focus.

This is not Edward and Bella. This is about Elliot and Claire.

I take a deep breath and allow Elliot to enter my mind. "Claire… stay very still. I just want to try… one thing."

Bella/Clare doesn't try to lunge at me like every other actress did today. She stares at me like I'm a cold glass of water that she's been trapped for years in the desert without. Her breathing becomes more labored and I can't help but watch her breasts as they rise and fall.

I move toward her and cup her face in my hands. I slowly press my lips to hers, closing my eyes in relief. Color explodes behind my eyelids, blinding me temporarily, like fireworks on the Fourth of July.

I press my lips more firmly against hers, wrapping my arms around her and placing my hands on the small of her back. As her tongue runs across my lower lip, I slide my hands down further, not stopping until I'm squeezing her firm ass. She lets out a moan and I squeeze harder in response, which makes her groan into my mouth. I slide my tongue in her mouth, allowing our tongues to connect.

This time, it's my turn to groan. I'll have to ask her what she ate before she got here, because I swear, she tastes like a Hershey kiss.

I pick her up and she immediately wraps her legs around my hips. I carry her over to the bed and lay her down. She pulls me on top of her and I groan again, louder this time. We fit together perfectly, hard against soft… so damn soft.

Her hands find their way into my hair and gives a rough little tug. Unff. So hot. I move my hands to her waist and ghost them up and over her rib cage, rubbing my thumbs along the underside of her breasts. Fuck.

She bites my lip, effectively breaking my last shred of self-control. I cover her neck with hot, open mouthed kisses, licking a trail from the base of her neck to the shell of her ear.

She whimpers and I just can't help myself… I press my hips against her, nearly crying out in relief. Fuck, I need more.

"Ahem."

I push the hem of her tight little tank top up and rub my thumb against the soft skin of her hip. I need more. I slide my hand underneath her tank top and stretch my hand out across her stomach. Her skin feels like silk under my touch. I can't stop touching her.

Mine.

Whoa. What?

"Ahem!"

She wraps her right leg up over my waist and I instinctively grind my desperate boner against her shamelessly. She doesn't seem to mind, if the loud, guttural groan she releases is any indication.

"CUT!"

Huh? Cut? Wait…

Oh… shit.

I jump up so quickly, you'd think Bella was on fire. Well… she is smoking hot. Hah!

I come out of my Bella haze and the first face I see is Emmett's. he has a weird, confused look on his face. The blonde personal assistant from earlier looks turned on, one of the tech dudes looks like he's definitely trying to hide a boner, and Tanya… well, Tanya has a huge smirk on her face.

I can't help myself, I smirk right back. She raises an eyebrow at me and I think for a second that I'm in some sort of trouble, but I really can't find it in me to give one single fuck if I am. I regret nothing.

"Okay, Ms. Swan. We'll let you know. Thank you."

I glance at Bella and grin. Her hair is a complete mess, her face is flushed, and her lips are slightly swollen. She's so fucking gorgeous it makes my chest hurt.

She meets my gaze and smiles a sexy goddamn smile at me. She gathers her things and walks toward me, smile still in place. Placing a finger on my chest, she pushes slightly, and looks at me from under her long lashes. "See ya later, Eddie."

She walks away backward, biting her lip, and gives me a small goodbye wave.

My dick twitches in my pants and I'm pretty sure my jaw is somewhere on the floor.

Fuck me. I'm in trouble.

.-.

"Edwaaard… please… I need you."

Bella begging me to fuck her is simply the best thing I've ever heard.

"What do you need, baby? Hmm? Do you need me to fuck that tight, little pussy?"

She blushes deeply, the pink color traveling down her neck to her breasts. I love that damn blush.

"Yes. Please…" Her pleas turn into moans. I love her noises. They're so sexy.

I follow the trail of her blush with wet kisses. I continue to travel lower and lower, until I'm hovering over her hard nipples. Fuck, I love her tits.

I use the tip of my tongue to circle one pink nipple before I sucking it into my mouth. I roll my tongue all around it and nibble gently. Bella lets out a string of curses, followed by a guttural grown that my dick appreciates.

Down boy, not yet.

"Mmm… Edward…"

"That's it baby, moan for me. Show me what I do to you."

I continue my assault on her nipples and let my hand travel down in between her legs. I use the tip of my index finger to lightly stroke the swollen lips of her pussy. She gasps and attempts to grind herself up onto my finger. I giver her what she wants and let my finger slip through her wet lips.

"Unggghh… Edward… yes! Please… more."

I add a second finger and begin moving them in and out of her slowly. I rub my thumb against her clit while I fuck her with my fingers. Holy fuck. She's so wet… so wet and hot. God… so fucking tight. I can't wait to bury myself inside her.

Her little hand rubs down my abs and my muscles twitch under her touch. Fuck. Just that slight touch makes my breathing hitch like a girl. Her warm hand wraps around my hard cock and I let out a long moan.

"Oh, wow… impressive, Mr. Cullen." She squeezes me and giggles.

"You like my cock, baby?"

"Mmm… no. I love it. Do you want me to show you how much?" she asks as she lifts up her hips. Before I can answer, she's somehow flipped us around, so she's on top.

Fuck.

She leans down and kisses me, hard and rough. Her tongue is everywhere as she grinds down on me, rubbing her wet pussy against my cock. God… I can't wait to be inside her. Suddenly, she stops, and slides down my body until she's resting between my legs.

"Edward?

"Huh?"

I look down at her as she licks her lips. "Can I suck your cock?"

Oh, my God. I nod my head furiously, which makes her giggle in this adorable way that scrunches her nose. "Edward."

"Bella."

"Edward."

"Suck me off, baby. I'll make you feel so good after, I promise."

"EDWARD!"

Suddenly, my body is airborne, and then I hit the cold floor of my bedroom. I groan. "What the fuck?"

I roll over and see my sister standing above me with her and on her hip and an eyebrow cocked.

Aw, fuck.