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Disclaimer- I own Twilight and Les Miserables! Yay! No but really I want to so bad. Alas I own neither.
Alice looked around her bedroom. The sight of her small legs were visible underneath her table. She was looking for something, something very important.
"Jasper have you seen my ear ring? I swear I had it two minutes ago and I can't find it." she said in her most accurate baby voice.
"Um, no," he yelled from down the hall, " Why don't you see it? Can't you see yourself finding it?"
"No. I want to find it all by myself. Just like humans have to do but really why is this so difficult?" As Alice got out her final words Bella walked through the door and into Alice's room. Bella only laughed at Alice's words.
"Try being a human all of the time. I mean we don't have super strengh or super speed and we most likely don't have the ability to see the future."
"Well that much is obvious but this is very annoying. How do you even keep track of your things without all of the abilities?"
"We have something called patience and understanding. Both of which you should brush up on. By the way, Alice, your ear ring is under next to your lamp." Sure enough a little gold ear ring was next to the lamp. Alice couldn't believe it had been there all of the time. How could she have missed it? Poor Bella must have a tough life compared to hers.
"Wow. Oh well, so Bells about the wedding..."
Bella groaned, "Not another silly wedding detail. Come on Alice just two minutes without constant planning. I want to live my life without having to listen to 'me' having to pick out table cloths or picking the right floral designs. Two minutes of freedom that's all I'm asking."
"Bella. Come on do you hate me? All I want is to give you the perfect wedding. Something beautiful that you will always remember. Something elegant, and charming ,and maybe exotic. Oh I need to change the table cloths if we are going for exotic..."
As Alice went on and on about planning Jasper came in very quietly and looked at Bella as if to say 'let me calm her down'. Bella silently thanked him and tipped toed out of the room.
"... maybe we could have an Indian elephant escort you down the aisle. And, Bella? Where are you?"
Jasper walked behind hjer and turned her around to face him. He whispered," Alice I know you are having a hard time not being able to see the wedding. But over planning will not give you your sight back. We both know why you can't see the wedding and your pulling Bella's hair out with all of this planning. Listen just go with what you originally saw, okay? Stop changing things or people will get worried. Remember your a vampire not a human. They second guess not us."
"I know but I just think that if there is a chance that I can change what happens if I change the wedding than I should take it."
Jasper shushed her, "Alice my dear please calm down. I know you feel blind and useless but you aren't. Give Edward and Bella the happy wedding you saw. Let the rest of it play out the way it is supposed too."
"Your right. I'm gonna go and tell Bella we are changing everything back to the original wedding plan. The classic elegant and charming white wedding. Bella..." Alice yelled as she ran out of the room.
A figure appeared at Alice's door. Edward Cullen in all of his glory walked over to Jasper and looked deeply and utterly furious with him. He whispered something that made shivers run down Jasper's spine, "He's going to the wedding isn't he. That's why she can't see because he is going not as Jacob but as a werewolf. God I knew it! Japser I knew something was going on because you and Alice have been blocking your thoughts and I knew you both where doing something shady. How could you do this without telling me? "
"Edward listen to me I wasn't thinking oh yeah let me hurt him. That will just make my day to ruin his life. Alice and I were trying to protect you! So don't you ever snap at me. Believe me if I ever hear you snap at Alice god help me. I will tear you apart and you will regret being able to live forever. Understand?!"
"I'm sorry Jasper but I'm just so afraid of what he will do to Bella. She is so breakable. I've read his thoughts and seen his fantasies. And I hate them. The way he sees Bella when he looks at her and the way he wants to be with her. I just can't take it and I feel like an idiot when she talks to him or worries about him."
"It's okay Edward. I know how you feel. If anyone ever looked at Alice with something in mind other than PG I would kill them. You don't have to be alone. Remember we all will be there the day of the wedding. Don't worry."
"So what are we going to do about our 'wolf' problem?"
"I have an idea..."
Author's Note- Okay so now we have a problem! Edward knows about Alice's issue dealing with the wedding. Now Jasper has a plan and trust me it isn't pretty. That is all I will say...
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