Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
By: NaruBaby2496
A/N: :gives u all enormous hugs: Thank you all for reviewing and alerting! I didn't know it was going to be this popular! . I fell like a superstar!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto….sorry!
Random: For every pizza slice you eat...I have fifty gummy bears!
Kohana here saying: I need to know what they are doing! I also need to go to the bathroom but, they sealed my door shut with this creepy thing that I absolutely do NOT want to touch. It jiggles. Anyway, I do have to go to training though….the jump can't be too far from my window…..
(Outside the Uchiha Compound)
Uchiha Sakura-mother of five - was coming back from a day at the spa with her youngest daughter Toshiko, who was five. "I have s'arkly nails, Mama," She smiled looking at her sparkly pink nails. "Yes, your nails are sparkly," Sakura agreed. As she began to open the door, a tall shadowy figure appeared behind her. Toshiko hopped out her mother's hands immediately and faced the person. "I's a Uchiha and I can kill you! Don touch my Mommy!" She screamed getting into fighting stance and jumping around.
"Oh, I just wanted to see the applications to date Kohana," He said with a polite, yet dark sounding voice. He was tall, had black hair and black glasses. (Peachcandy, there you go!) And to Sakura, that meant bad boy. No daughter of hers is going to date a 'bad boy'! Especially one who looked 5 years older than Kohana."Sure, give me a second, I need to find them," She said placing Toshiko on her hip and going inside.
"Why's you gonna let him kiss Hana-san? He looks a hundred fiddy!" She exclaimed throwing her arms in the air for emphasis. "He'll be denied anyway,"
(Hyuuga Hideaki's Application)
NAME: Hyuuga Hideaki DOB: February 8 HEIGHT: Last time I checked I was 5"9' WEIGHT: Isn't that personal…..
IQ: 135 . NINJA RANK: Chuunin; I'm on Kohana's team.
AGE: 15 HOME ADDRESS: Um...1598 Crystal Lane CITY/STATE: Konoha
Do you have parents? X Yes No
Is one male and the other female? X Yes No
If No, Explain:
Number of years they've been married: I think about 20 something years. I don't ask….
If less than your age, explain
ACCESSORIES SECTION:
A. Do you have or have access to a van? Yes X No
B. A truck with oversized tires? Yes X No
C. A waterbed? Yes X No
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? Yes X No
E. A tattoo? Yes X No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek, or a belly button ring? Yes X No
(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)
ESSAY SECTION:
In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?
Late means A LOT of things. (Push, push, wink, wink, shove, shove) Just kidding, maybe nine or something like that; Dad has to train with me, can't be out that late.
In 50words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?
Well, clearly it means don't touch Kohana. And, I won't without your permission.
In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?
In the dictionary it means to fight the urge of sexual temptations. But to me, it means to try my hardest to fight hormones!
REFERENCES SECTION:
Squad you belong to: Lee-sama's…unfortunate.
How often you train: Everyday. Twelve hours a freaking day. (Not at once, of course!)
When will be the best time to interview your:
Father?: He's been having a lot of missions. I have no idea.
Mother?: She's 'training' with Dad most of the time. I dunno when.
Sensei?: Again, he's always training. Find a free slot for five minutes, I guess.
SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want to be shot would be: Um, in front of my little sister
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: Wrist joint. No more training…I'm kind of addicted….
C: A woman's place is in the: Heart of her man! (Can that be me!? Please…..)
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: What I thought about when Kohana came to my little sisters swimming party. Wow.
E: What do you want to do IF you grow up?: I want to become the best ninja out there. Period.
F: When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: So's….uh, um, uh, uhhhhh…..I can't answer. Sorry….
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
Hyuuga Hideaki
Applicant's Signature (That means your name, moron!)
TenTen Hyuuga
Mother's Signature
Hyuuga Neji
Father's Signature
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved or rejected. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white suits carrying violin cases. (You might watch your back).
(Uchiha Household: Answer)
"Look Dad, Harou, Mom, and Toshiko are here! They can help us decide," Eiji exclaimed helping Harou inside; he got crutches. "Harou, how you doing?" Daichi asked. He nodded. (That's it?!) "He had to get his toe nails removed!" Toshiko screamed. Sasuke turned around immediately and looked at his son's feet. "She means tonsils, and no, he just can't talk for a while," Sakura clarifies. "Hn," Sasuke says handing Sakura and Harou the application. They look it over and Toshiko reads… to the best of her ability. "So…what you think?" Eiji says looking for some paper. (Remember? His little 'anger' problem?) "Well, he's nice and a lot more polite than Neji ever was, but Kohana doesn't like him," Sakura answers.
Eiji looked frantically around the table; he needed paper! "And?! He's way smarter than the average 15 year old, and he has a katana sharpener in his room!" He smiles, "You gotta love that." Harou looks at him and rolls his eyes. "Do you want to say something, Harou?" Daichi asks handing both his younger brothers some paper. Eiji rips his immediately, "Thank you." Harou takes a pencil and writes, "Why isn't Kohana here? Let her choose." Sasuke turns around and lifts an eyebrow. Like that is about to happen. "I'll write the acceptance letter," Daichi says breaking a long silence. "Me too! I have a cray'n!" Toshiko laughs switching to her brother's arms. "Okay, let's start then Yoshi."
Hyuuga Hideaki,
Congrats…yeah, you have permission to date my sister. You lucky dog. Next week on Friday at exactly 11:58:59:59 P.M. come to our compound, the furthest building, the one on the left, which is only used for men. Got what I'm saying? Good boy. If you are late, you lose your permission and you will become that pear from two days ago. Yeah, crushed. Emotionally, physically and mentally. I mean it. Yoshi wants to say something….find a dictionary.
Hie Dukie-san! Mye My sistah don't likes u dat much but th dats OK. Daddie says so. Hows my BuDDie buddy? I houpe she is KK! Tells him her I said hie hi!
Tos Toshiko Uchia Uchiha
Wasn't that beautiful? Pretend. If this is not Hideaki, send him the message and be absolutely sure to get the time exactly right. Oh, and Hideaki, while you come EXACTLY on time, I want you to tell me all the answers to all the questions on the application, while tied to a lie detector, while Eiji hasn't had any paper to rip for two hours and Harou "accidently" fell down the stairs; being pushed by you. Even if, I pushed him.
Uchiha Daichi
AND Tos Tosh Toshiko!
PS: One more thing; Hyuuga-sama, would you mind helping dad train with Harou? You know, he broke his leg.
"We need to help you with your spelling, Yoshi-chan," Eiji said trying to make out her writing-which happened to be worse than Naruto's. "What' cha mean nii-san?" She asks smiling her innocent smile. "Eh, come on, Toshiko," Sakura said leading her out the room. "When can you talk again, Harou?" Daichi asks. He took his hand and held up three fingers. "Weeks or days?" He held up two fingers-days. "Excellent," Daichi smirked.
Kohana got off the ground and rubbed her tailbone. She crash-landed on her butt. Ow. "Ouchy, ouchy, ouch!" She mumbles skipping to the shoe that fell off her foot. She began walking around; she wasn't going to risk getting locked in that house again. "I can breathe air!" She screamed into the air spinning.
Ohhhhhh, some things are going to start up! I have some more scenarios for the chapters ahead.
Hideaki and the lie detector
Mysterious Meeting with the 'Bad Boy'
Bubble Gum Pink 'Girlfriend'?
OR
Kohana the Konoha Spy
Pick and choose!
RXR
NaruBaby2496
(Sorry for the kinda late update . I had tests!)