During dinner, RJ and Katie have a great converstation. Verne and Hammy are at the table, too. And they're STILL in denial.
RJ- So, you never told me what kind of collectables you have.
Katie- Well, I have 5 bobbleheads, 3 very old toys, and 15 swords.
RJ, Hammy, and Verne- Swords?
RJ- You mean like...cut-your-heart-out swords?
Katie- Yeah, I'm very intrested in Kung Fu and all those fighting stuff these days. I learned it from my ex. And then I ended up having to use it on him. I even went to the Kumite once.
Verne- The Kumite? That's supposed to be one of the most deadliest matches in the world.
Hammy- Damn. You ever kill anybody?
Katie- Hey, everybody has to die sometimes. I mean, it's like you kill one guy, and then you kill a dozen. It's all the same. Am I right, or am I right? (laughs out loud)
Hammy, Verne, and RJ all have a WTF? look on their face.
RJ, V, and H- We gotta go to the bathroom.
And they do just that.
Hammy- Thanks for inviting a Kung-Fu-sword-bitch in the house, RJ!
RJ- How am I supposed to know she was a Kung-Fu-sword-bitch? I don't know about the Kum..Ku..Kumitite..Kumite! What am I gonna do?
Verne- You're gonna tell her to get the fuck out!
RJ- I can't do that! She might hit me with one of those Jackie-Chan-nut-sack techniques!
Verne- Come on, RJ! She doesn't know Kung Fu. She's crazy!
RJ- Shit, I don't know that. Why don't you do it? You know Kung Fu.
Verne- Fine, you two just stay here.
Verne takes a peak in the dining room. Katie's on the phone.
On phone- So where's he at now?
Katie- I don't know. Suddenly, they all went to the bathroom. That's weird. (sees Verne) Let me call you back. Hey! So how's RJ?
Verne- He's having some...difficulties in the bathroom. So, that's pretty impressive, you being a Kung Fu master, and all.
Katie- Thanks! It was REALLY hard.
Verne- It's just that... I don't know any Kumite masters left alive.
Katie- Hmm... what about a friendly sparring match? I would love to give you a demonstration.
Verne- That sounds perfect.
So they DO have a match. And guess what? Katie wins! As Hammy and RJ heard the beating in from the bathroom, Verne appears at door. Beaten.
Verne- Let's...get out while we can.
He then falls down to the ground as Hammy and RJ look shocked.