A/N Alright here comes chapter 2. NOW TAKE IT! TAKE IT IN THE BUTT LIKE A MAN!! I'm really sorry about that. That kind of stuff just pops out every so often, don't take offense. I'd like to thank Mugiwara Gorillaz for proving that he wanted me to update. please R&R.


Naota and Johnny arrived at the 24/7 after a long silent awkward walk. They entered the store and went to the Brain Freezy machine. Johnny got cherry and Naota got a poop (like the IZ soda. Just clarifying) flavored one. Johnny looked at Naota in complete disgust.

"How can you get the soda flavored one. Cherry is better by far."

"Yeah, I agree but, I always get the cherry kind and it's good to have a little change in your life. Even if it's not for the best."

Johnny just sucked on his brain freezy with a very philosophical look on his face as they walked over and paid for their drinks. They left the establishment and Johnny realized he didn't understand where Naota was coming from.

"Hey... umm, what did you say your name was again?

"I didn't, but my name is Naota."

"Oh, I'm Johnny but you can call me Nny for short."

"Knee, like your knee?"

"NO! FUCK! ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND!... uhh... I mean no. like John-Nny." Nervous laughter.

"O...K... What was your question?"

"Hmm? Oh, right, how could change be for the better even if it makes you worse off?"

"I spent the first twelve years of my life in a stagnant drowning pool of the mundane and ordinary. Then Haruko came and turned my life into a living hell. She made my room a mess, she hit me with her guitar, she got me into fights, she almost killed my father, she ran me over..." five minutes later "... and she broke my nose with a baseball. She stayed with me for one year, and when she left my life went back to normal, back to that stagnant pool of unchanging nothingness. Thats when I realized I would rather be in hell then in Mabase, my home town, because at least hell is interesting."

"I think somebody's got some issiuuuuuuuuse." Said Johnny in a sing-songy voice.

"You don't know half of it. That girl, Haruko, she's really an alien that was seeking an astro-fiend. She used me to get to him. I fell in love with her even though I knew what she was up to. Hell I sided with her even though the earth would probably get destroyed if I did, and the reason the earth would of gotten destroyed was because a giant fucking robot popped out of my head and attacked the city, I don't know how many people died that day, they might have got stepped on, shot, squished, but it all turned out fine because the first robot to blast from my skull ate me wich allowed him to channal energy some-fucking-how from a giant bird dude and he stopped the robot. Then she got me to fix the robot and that almost destroyed the planet." There was a long pause before Naota added... "And now I think I'm suffering from insaomnia."

"Told you somebody had isues." Naota and Johnny had a little laugh at this.

"We should meet up again sometime."

"Sure."


And so they did. Naota and Johnny went to get some coffee that friday and they spoke of stuff; stuff they liked; stuff they didn't like; stuff they thought about; and what not but, I'm way to lazy to write that scene out so I'll just end the chapter here.


A/N woot updates. please review especially if it you read it. or I'll fuckin' kill ya and everyone you've ever loved... ever.