Disclaimer: Though myself and 'imadoodlenoodle' dream and try to convince the world that we do in fact own Twilight and its characters, it has come to our attention that we are infact wrong...Stephenie Meyer does...:(

AN: Okay so firstly we have something to clear up...the tears...well that being the preface you wont actually find out untill later in the story how the Cullens came to be able to cry. So if you wish to find out keep reading. Oh and please review otherwise we shall send an emotion Bella after you with an even more emotional Jasper trailing behind-though that may sound good, two 'pregnant' emotional people are not that fun to be around! So read and review...;)

Chapter 1

That's two months in a row now, that I've missed. Something's not right; I'm usually always on time. It was then that it hit me, the one night two and half months prior to this coming Friday—Edward's planned romantic evening that got a little hotter than planned. Remembering this, I grabbed my coat and car keys off the peg by the front door at Charlie's house and rushed in the direction of the nearest pharmacy.

It wasn't until I got to the door to the pharmacy that I remembered that this was Forks—everybody knew everybody's business—and I couldn't go in. Momentarily distracted by the vibrating alert in my left back pocket, I picked up my cell to recognise Alice's number calling. Of course she knew. I answered knowing that if I didn't she would tell Edward and it would be one big, dramatic situation that I'd rather avoid.

Alls I got was one loud squeal in my ear.

"Alice, calm down. I need your help."

"I know Bella, I know. Great news isn't it! I'm going to be an aunt! Wait 'till Edward finds out, he's going to be over the moon! Wait, where are you?" Her urgency and excitement had calmed to a serious authority.

"I'm outside the Pharmacy. Alice can you come get me please, I need you right now." I was almost in tears so my tone must have seemed like a plead because the only response I got was 'don't move, I'll be there in a matter of seconds!' and the dial tone.

And that was all she took—a matter of seconds—she was soon by my side. She had run; obviously knowing that I had my truck and it would be a bit suspicious if it was left there all day. She didn't say anything, just wrapped her arms around me and let my wet sobs soak the shoulder of her blouse.

After I had recovered from my initial shock state, we took my truck beck home, wrote a note for Charlie and headed back to the Cullen's; vampire style. We didn't stop—only Rosalie, Jasper and Esme were home—we just picked up Alice's car and headed into Seattle.

After we found out for sure—all three tests turned positive—Alice took me for a but of retail therapy. We shopped for clothes and shoes and hair products and accessories and much more; in the end I lost track, we had so many bags. Alice promised not to tell Edward—in any form of letting him know—as well as trying to stay away from him the best she can, and keeping her excitement to a minimum—she also swore not to let anyone else know.

I had no clue as to how I was going to tell Edward; did he want this? Would he be pleased? Would he run away? I told myself that I was just being silly, of course he wouldn't run away, he'd be pleased as long as I was pleased and to have the opportunity to start a family—real family of his own—he would be overjoyed.

I voiced my concerns to Alice and reassured me that everything was going to be okay. She said she'd help me get everybody out of the house tonight so that I could sit Edward down at tell him properly. This sounded better, if not scarier, than just blurting it out before running into Charlie or something. Holy Gamoly, what's Charlie going to say? He's going to flip his lid! How the hell do I manage to get myself into these situations—well I know how I got into this one, I didn't flunk biology, but the primary outcome: people's thoughts.

When we arrived back at the Cullen's, Edward still wasn't back from his little hunting trip with Emmet so Alice and I planned how we were going to clear the house tonight. I called Carlisle and he was already taking Esme out for the night—meal then hotel—Rosalie and Emmet were the real problem. Jasper would just follow Alice so that was okay, but I was out of ideas for Rose and Em; he'd just been hunting so that was out and the shops would be closed so that's out too.

Ah! Yes. I had it!

"Alice?" She turned to me; her wide, over-the-moon grin was still intact, if anything it has grown. "Have you planned what you and Jasper are doing tonight?"

"No, why? Did you have something in mind?"

"Well, I was just thinking that you and Jasper could go and paint the town red, whilst dragging—I use the term loosely—Rose and Em along with you."

If it were possible her smile grew a further inch towards her eyes.

"Great idea Bells. Nice." And with that she skipped off to get ready and tell the others. Leaving me time to prepare. Unfortunately he didn't eat so I couldn't soften him up with food.

Edward and Emmet arrived home around quarter to seven. As soon as Emmet was through the door Rosalie dragged him up the first set of stairs in order to get him ready. Edward greeted me before leading me to the couch. Esme and Carlisle had already left so it was just Alice's lot that I had to wait for. The waiting made me anxious and Edward could tell that I was worrying over something though he didn't pressure me into telling him; he just tightened his grip around me and kept lightly kissing different parts of my face every now and again.

Everybody said goodbye—Emmet tried to convince us to join them but I just said that I wasn't feeling well and Edward automatically would stay with me—and Alice came gave me hug, subtly touching my stomach before whispering in my ear so low that even Edward couldn't hear us:

"It's going to be fine. Edward really will be ecstatic." Raising her voice a little, "Have fun and I'll see you tomorrow; we have major things to do. Love you both." before skipping out the door to join the rest.

Edward was really starting to worry so when he next asked if I was okay I started to explain my day.

"It was really strange, I woke up feeling not quite myself, initially I just thought it's just that time of the month, you know?" Oh god, I was discussing my monthly with my boyfriend. My face flushed five different shades of red. This was more embarrassing than I thought it would be. He nodded so I continued. "Well it turned out that it wasn't. This is the second month I've missed." I paused waiting for it to click together in his head—it didn't. I sighed before continuing slowly while analysing his face for any signs of recognition. "So I went to the pharmacy." Again nothing; I really was going to have to spell it out for him. "Edward the tests were positive." I watched as his eyes lit up, then fade and a hint of something faced through his eyes- what was it? Then I realised it was something like betrayal. I didn't understand that bit. "What's wrong?"

"It can't be mine." That was all he said before getting up and walking towards the kitchen. He thought I had cheated on him. I would never cheat on him. I don't have a clue how this happened but still he has to know that I would never cheat on him.

"Edward, it is definitely yours. If I'm sure of anything it is that. Please believe me." I pretty much begged the last part.

"I'm dead Bella! How in the world am I supposed to be able to create life? Find me an explanation for that then I will consider the possibility of me being a father." He was starting to get angry but behind that and in his eyes I could see the pain that was lurking from what he thought was my betrayal.

"I have no idea how this has happened but it has. You know deep down that this baby is yours—I saw it in your eyes as soon as I told you. You were jubilant. Your instincts told you that it was your son or daughter that I am carrying but you being you put your mind before that and come to the quickest conclusion possible. I don't know what has happened or how this is possible but as soon as you accept this we can tell the others and ask Carlisle if he has any ideas. Please Edward."

He listened to all that I said and took it on board. I was right and he knew it! He knew that I would never cheat on him and he knew this baby was his; as soon as he admitted it the sooner we could get on with our evening. I watched him as he cautiously stepped around the kitchen thinking through every word, every syllable, every emotion thoroughly. I looked a way, turning to walk back to the lounge—giving him time to adjust. And accept.

Next thing I knew I was being jostled in a pair of arms; Edward's arms. "I am going to be a dad! O my god Bella, I love you so so so so much! Of course I loved you before—so much that I didn't think I could love you anymore—but now; you've given me everything I have ever wanted and I can't begin to explain how I feel."

I wrapped my arms around his neck and buried my head in his chest. I was going to be a mom. Me! And Carlisle and Esme would be overjoyed at the prospect of grandparenthood. Alice would be planning the nursery already as we speak. Emmet would love another plaything. Uncle Emmet! Rosalie would…Rosalie would hate me. The thought of Rosalie overshadowed all other emotions of joy and happiness. First I was walking into fire, now I was sitting down and rolling in it.

Edward didn't notice any of the cruel emotions that flickered across my face while I thought about everyone's reactions; he just picked me up into his arms and carried me back into the lounge. Turning on the DVD player, he picked out our favorite movie before coming back to cuddle up to me. I didn't even get half way through the story before I fell asleep with my head in the perfect spot upon Edward's chest.

I woke up the next morning in Edward's bed. That was the first morning I woke to the sensation of my stomach turning and my body heaving.