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Dedication: The Authoress of Heartbreak, there ya go, gaasaku

A/N ookay, try out my story Tale of a forgotten child, I love that story so much, tell me what you think

One of the Boys

"Naruto!" Sakura glomped Naruto.
"Ow, get off me!"
Sakura got off Naruto and watched in amusement as he lay on the floor holding his head.
"Oh come on, don't be such a baby!" Sakura teased, "Anyway, do you know what we have next period?"
Naruto got up slowly and scowled, "P.E."
Sakura punched him in the shoulder, "Wow, I underestimated you, anyway do you know what is so special about P.E?"
Naruto rubbed his shoulder and his scowl deepened, "You weren't being serious were you?"
At that moment Hinata walked by, Sakura smiled at Naruto malevolently, "Oh wasn't I?"
Naruto's jaw dropped and he stared in amazement as Sakura ran after Hinata and grabbed her by the shoulder, "Hinata!"
Hinata turned and looked in shock as Sakura hooked her arm around her own.
"Let's walk to P.E together! I have always wanted to talk to you and now is my chance," Sakura said in a very girly voice, she then turned and winked at Naruto.
Naruto shook his head and gave her the finger; he really hated Sakura at that moment. Sakura stuck her tongue out and then turned back to Hinata.

"So, Hinata, do you like Naruto?" Sakura asked once they were in the change rooms.
"What?"
"I said do y-
"No, I heard but...what?" Hinata blushed heavily.
Sakura rolled her eyes, "I told that idiot you wouldn't like him but he wouldn't listen."
"No wait, he asked you if I liked him?"
Sakura nodded and continued to get changed, she didn't understand what was going on, Hinata doesn't seem to like Naruto but now she is interested all of a sudden?
"Why would he want to know?" Hinata looked sideways at Sakura.
Sakura shrugged her shoulders, "Beats me, how should I know. I didn't make him like you."
THUMP
"AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Call an ambulance! She's dead!"
Sakura covered her ears at the sound of twelve screaming girls, what is their fucking problem?
She then turned to ask Hinata what was happening when she realised what the problem was; Hinata had fainted. Sakura knelt next to Hinata and shook her.
"Hinata, Hinata, you okay?"
The door to the change room flew open and in came Anko, she didn't look too happy.
"What the hell is going on in here?"
"HINATA DIED!"
Anko's expression changed from anger to concern as her eyes landed on Hinata. "Okay everyone, get your clothes on then get out, we need space!"
Sakura was more than happy to oblige, she really couldn't stand all that troubling atmosphere, huh, I'm thinking like Shikamaru.
Once she was out of the changerooms she walked over to Gaara and Naruto who were sitting on the gym floor.
"Naruto!"
"Bitch."
"Ehem, that's not very nice," Sakura replied while sitting down, "Especially since you are talking to the girl who got you in with Hinata."
Naruto jumped up, "You serious!"
"No."
Naruto sat back down, "Bitch."
"Well, I might of you see-
"Forehead girl why is everyone screaming in the change rooms?" Gaara cut in.
"Hinata fainted," Sakura replied, "Which is wh-
"HINATA FAINTED!" Naruto got up AGAIN.
"Yes, and I was about to explain why she fai…NARUTO GET BACK HERE!" Sakura ran after him.
Gaara just relaxed and muttered, "Knowing Sakura and Naruto, something interesting is going to happen."

Hinata rubbed her eyes as she sat up, "Where am I?"
Anko helped her to stand, "Don't worry Hinata, you are at school and you are in the change rooms, I'm taking you to the nurse's office, now just put on your P.E top and-
Anko stopped mid-sentence at the sight of Naruto running into the change room.
"Hinata! What happened is she okay?" Naruto yelled/asked.
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Thirteen girls screamed, "PERVERT!!!!!!!!"
Naruto covered his ears and blushed as he realised his situation, he was in a change room filled with girls and most of them were half dressed, including Hinata.
"I…uh…can explain?" Naruto laughed nervously.
Hinata looked down at her body and…fainted again as she realised Naruto saw her in a bra.
"Naruto! Get your ass out of here!" Anko shouted, every girl in the room behind her, who all may I add were now fully clothed.
"Yes ma'am!" Naruto yelped as he ran, and he had good reason to as a mob of pissed off teenagers went after him.
Naruto hastily opened the door and yelled as he slammed into Sakura who happened to be running towards him.
"Hehe, did I mention she fainted because I told her you liked her?" Sakura laughed nervously as Naruto wasn't giving her the most friendliest look.
"SAKU YOU ARE SO DEAD!" Naruto shouted, he was on top of her and she was wedged in between him and the floor.
"Don't take it out on me!" Sakura shouted back and she punched Naruto, "GET OFF ME!"
"DON'T PUNCH ME!" Naruto and her then proceeded to grapple on the floor.
"AIIIIIIIIIII!!!! Anko! Look! Sakura and him are on the floor together!"
Naruto and Sakura immediately stopped wrestling, they froze and looked up. Sakura feebly lifted her head and grinned innocently at Anko who was standing over her and Naruto with Hinata by her side.
"Uh…I can explain?"
"Oh I hope so, you two have a lot of explaining to do," Anko replied with her hands on her hips.
Naruto rolled off Sakura and groaned. Hinata looked horrified and Sakura winced, how the hell did this happen?
"Tut tut tut, Saku, naughty boy!"
Sakura glared at Gaara who had joined the crowd surrounding her and Naruto.

Naruto and Sakura were sitting outside the office (déjà vu?) waiting for their detention slips.
Is it me or does my life revolve around detentions?
"Now what is Hinata going to think about me?" Naruto moaned, "It's all your fault Sakura, why couldn't you just keep quiet?"
"It's SAKU not Sakura and it is not my fault, I'm not the one who ran into the girls change rooms and ogled bras."
"Don't use words I don't understand! And it is your fault, if you hadn't of told Hinata that I liked her she wouldn't have fainted and I wouldn't have fought with you!"
"Yeah, well I was trying to help you! And what was I supposed to say? I couldn't lie and say that there was a spider!" Sakura yelled.
"YOU TWO BE QUIET!" The secretary came outside and shouted as she handed them the notes.
Sakura and Naruto took them silently and walked away, once they were out of earshot they began arguing again.
"Now look! This detention is for next Wednesday, basketball practice, why couldn't you have gotten off of me before Anko came?" Sakura hissed, "Now Kakashi really is going to give it to me, I bet you I won't even play in the first half of next Saturday's game!"
Naruto breathed out heavily, "So. It's not like I'm any different."
Sakura nodded, He's right, we're both going to miss out. Bloody Tenten is going to take my spot and Kiba is probably going to take Naruto's.
"Sorry," Sakura muttered.
Naruto shrugged and opened his mouth to say something when they both got tackled from behind.
"Is it me or am I spending a lot of this day on the floor," Naruto grumbled once they were all standing again.
Gaara laughed and started walking, "So, where too peoples?"
"Sorry, not me, I'm grounded. See you," Naruto waved as he headed off, "Oh and Saku, no worries."
Sakura smiled then looked around and realised she was alone.
"GAARA!"
Sakura ran and caught up to Gaara, once she was next to him Gaara put his arm around her shoulder, "Tell me kiddo, are we going to your house?"
Sakura stiffened slightly at the contact, what the hell? It never bothered me before when he did that. No, I'm not bothered I'm just…I feel awkward. I'm just imagining it, if I shake my head it'll go away.
"Sa-ku-ra," Gaara waved his hand in front of Sakura's face, "Anyone home? I need to know, can I come to your house?"
Sakura elbowed him in the stomach.
"Oooof!" Gaara dropped his arm from her shoulder and held his stomach, "You're so violent."
"Don't call me Sakura! You know it only brings pain, and the answer to your question is, why even bother asking?"
He practically lives at my house anyway, can't blame him though, his parents are assholes.
"Hey, you can't answer a question with another question!"
Sakura rolled her eyes.
"Well Gaara I just did," Sakura stuck out her tongue and started walking faster.
Gaara started walking faster as well; they then ended up power walking for most of the way until they came onto Sakura's street. Gaara then grabbed Sakura by the waist and threw her over his shoulder.
"AH! Put me down! Just 'cause I'm short doesn't mean you can pick me up! I don't ever pick you up and toss you over my shoulder!" Sakura yelled and started kicking. (Gaara is short too…but…anyway)
"You may be short but you sure are heavy!" Gaara groaned and dropped her onto the floor.
Sakura shoved her heel onto his toe, "Muscle weighs more than fat!"
Gaara laughed, "Sure it does."
Sakura growled as she heaved herself up from the cement sidewalk, "Now my arse hurts!"
"Really? But it's so big I thought it'd be a cushion," Gaara smirked.
Sakura twitched, "Not. Funny."
"Mmm, I think I smell your mum's cooking…Better go find out."
Gaara then spun around and started sprinting for Sakura's house, Sakura scowled and went after him.
He was smart to run.


Review?
Yes Sakura is violent, has a short temper and can't take personal jokes but think it is pretty IC. Anyway hope you enjoyed it, I'll update as soon as I can.
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