A/N: Ok, this is the next chapter of What You Get, even though you guys don't deserve it 'cause you didn't R&R. I'm just super nice!! . R&R this time or else I'm keeping my lovely writing to myself. Heh. Btw, this story isn't 'short' I just prefer to make the chapters a readable size.

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Who is This Chic?

The cloud of smoke cleared, at an annoyingly slow rate, as though taunting the three ninja to come and wave it away. Naruto was leaning forward so much that he nearly fell, Sasuke grabbed him by the jacket however, earning himself a glare. The three kept staring and eventually, they saw her.

Their mouth's popped open. This former ANBU black ops member was someone familiar. In fact, she was someone so familiar that Sasuke and Sakura both glanced at Kakashi, who ignored them. Naruto just stared, his eyes bigger than dinner plates.

"Excuse me," a cough, "Kakashi, that was a bit of a weird entrance I wasn't—" the kunoichi's voice cut off as she walked forward, then tripped over her feet, tumbling forward.

"Ow," she groaned, mumbling something incoherent under her breath, and rubbing her chin. Kakashi looked to the sky, thanking the heavens for the blessing of not having to deal with the insanity anymore.

Sakura was at first appalled, a poofy and big entrance and then, bam, the stupid girl trips. Then she smiled. Sasuke was safely hers; the new member was so not his type.

Sasuke's left eye begun twitching and he cast a jealous glance at Kakashi who appeared to be smiling under his mask. This. Was. So. Not. Good. Sasuke really felt like banging his head on something, and soon, to get rid of this nightmare.

Naruto's expression hadn't changed at all. This kunoichi was cute sure, but that wasn't why he stared at her as she sat up, looked around, stood up, and took in her surroundings.

She.

Looked.

Almost.

Exactly.

Like.

Him.

The kunoichi resembled Kakashi so much that it was like a weird dream: the shock of snow-white hair, the glistening eyes, flashy arrival, demeaning and annoyed tone. It was kind of scary, but after a few moments, Naruto came back to reality. And of course, he decided to make a joke.

"So Kakashi-sensei, who'd you hook up with?" he inquired innocently, earning him a hard punch from Sakura and a disbelieving glare from Sasuke.

"N-no one," Kakashi looked surprised, although he knew that Naruto would ask that, first thing. He had yet to think of how to change the topic, however.

"Ha, you're so lame," the kunoichi muttered, smirking at the group.

"Huh?" Naruto was at a loss for words, for once. Not for long though.

"I am not lame! Ask anyone! I'm gonna be the sixth Hokage, believe it!" he hollered after only a moment's hesitation.

"Uh huh, well," the new girl drawled sarcastically, "dear anyone, is this blonde moron lame?" she politely asked the air, waving one of her hands around, as though searching for the meaning of it all.

"Anyone says he is an usuratonkachi," Sasuke answered slowly, watching the silver-haired girl's movements for any sign of a coming attack. There were no such signs.

"Ah well, a useless idiot. I was pretty close," the kunoichi smiled at Sasuke, but it was an icy smile, forced somehow.

"Now, now, children," Kakashi put a hand on the girl's shoulder, "play nice. I'd like you to meet your new team member, Yuujin Kiinan, she is a former ANBU black ops member from Konoha," Kakashi squeezed Kiinan's shoulder as though warning her not to be so rude. The warning went unnoticed.

"Ya, ANBU, hear that, looser? Meaning, 'bout 10 ranks above you," Kiinan leaned forward and stuck her tongue out in a very 'mature' fashion.

"Ha, former! You musta gotten in by accident, no one noticed that you snuck into their unit cause you're so unimportant," Naruto shook a fist at Kiinan, goading her into a fight.

"Why you--," Kiinan lunged for Naruto, but Kakashi grabbed her arm, barely keeping her from attacking the blonde.

"I advise you don't do that Naruto, unlike you, Kiinan here has killed many people and I'm sure she has no pretenses about adding you to her list," Kakashi smiled at his former team members and waved the hand that wasn't restraining the new girl in the air in a nonchalant manner.

"Ha, she can try," Naruto mumbled, but still backed up a bit. Kiinan was a bit scary to look at when she was standing next to Kakashi. The only two differences the two had were that they were opposite genders and their height. While Kakashi was rather tall, Kiinan was a small little thing, somewhere beneath his shoulder.

"Now, I'm going to leave the three of you to bond while I go tell the fifth, ciao," Kakashi waved and disappeared in a puff of smoke. He was afraid to get in the crossfire between Naruto and Kiinan anyways. There would be trouble if he tried to stop Kiinan again, she had to stop on her own, or else…