YGO - YGO

"Hey, people!" Victoria said as she entered one of the many rooms upstairs where Lily, Annie, and Bastion were. (A/N: For future reference, those of you who watch GX, I had to change Bastion's look a little bit!)

"Aniki! You're home!" Said an eight year old Lily. (A/N: Normally, she's 16, but in this, she's not. You'll realise soon why that is!) She ran up and tackled Victoria with a hug.

"It's nice to see you too, Lil!"

"Who are they?"

"Oh! Nii-san, Annie, Lily... meet Yugi Muto and his friends."

"Hiya!" Lily said.

"How old are you?" Yugi said as he kneeled down in front of Lily.

"Sev- ...eight!" She said.

"Aw! How cute!" Yugi said with a chibi look on his face.

'I can see how Yugi and Syrus are related.' Victoria thought.

Just then, a red 2007 Toyota Rav4 came up the up the driveway, blasting Toby Keith's song, Pump Jack.

"What's that?" Joey asked.

"Amanda and company are home. Why don't we go downstairs and greet them?" Victoria said as she walked towards the door. "I think you'll like them, they're kind of a strange bunch, but they keep the good mood flowing around here."

'With Amanda and Jazz thinking they know about my crush on Yami, this can't end well.' Yugi thought, but never the less, they all went downstairs as Jazzmine entered the house with Amanda, Syrus, and Zane.

"I'm telling you, Jazz! Seto Kiaba can not win! I bet I could take the guy down!"

"And I'm saying he can!" Jazzmine yelled. "He could even win against Yugi if he wanted to!"

"Yeah right! How many times has Yugi whipped his ass?! More than a million I'm guessing!"

"Uh... guys?" Victoria interrupted.

"What?!" Both Amanda and Jazzmine yelled.

"Do you wanna see you're one and only cousin, or not?"

"Yugi!" Amanda said and ran to tackle him.

"Oh no." Yugi said before being pounced on by Amanda.

"Yugi! How's my precious, kawaii cousin doing?!" She asked.

"Fine, but could you please get off me?"

"No." Amanda said and continued hugging him.

"Amanda, please get off. You're heavy."

"Are you saying I'm fat?"

"No, I'm just short and with you being taller than me it makes you feel heavy. Now please get off me."

"No."

"Yami! Help me!" Yugi said, and Yami started pulling on Amanda's shirt, trying to get her off of him. But, by now, she was in yaoi fangirl heaven after she heard what Yugi said.

"You're calling on Yami for help? That is soo cute!"

'Oh no, here comes the torture.' Yugi thought.

"Did you hear that, Yami?"

"Yes, I heard that he wanted me to help get you off of him."

"Exactly! He called for you! He could of called on anyone else, but he decided that he'd do you. That's so sweet!"

"Well, it's my job as his Yami to protect him. So, that's what I'm doing. Even if it's from insane physco fangirls like you."

"Then, why don't you protect him from Tea every now and then?" Jazzmine asked, which earned her a glare from said person, but she decided to show no signs that she noticed.

"Tea's never after him... anymore." Yami said, and that made Amanda finally let go and stand up.

"Anymore? When did she stop?"

"I'd say... around the time I got my own body." Yami answered.

"Ah ha! I knew it!" Amanda said and pointed at Tea. "You were using Yugi for your own personal gain! I always knew there was something sketchy about you! You never really liked Yugi! You were using him to get to Yami, and once Yami got his own body, you ditched Yugi!" Amanda yelled. Then, she went up to the door, opened it, and pointed outside. "Get out! No one hurts my cousin and gets to stay here!" She said, and with a growl, Tea was out the door. Amanda slammed the door, and everyone looked at her strangely. "I had to."

"Anyways! Since it's Friday and you guys are already here... you guys wanna sleepover or something?" Jazzmine asked.

"Sure!" They all said.

"Okay, but we're having a few other friends over and they're coming a little bit later so just be prepared for that." Victoria said.

-- That night --

"Hey, Amanda! What was up with earlier? You know... the fight between you and Jazzmine thing over Seto Kiaba?" Yugi asked.

"Oh, that!" Amanda said. "Jazz is a bit... actually a huge Seto Kiaba fanactic and when I said that I don't think he's that good... she kinda got pissed at me."

"So, that song we heard when you guys pulled up the driveway... was that to drown out the noise?" Joey asked.

"No. Me and Jazzmine stopped our fighting when that song came on, but right when Zane turned the car off, we started fighting again." Amanda said, and everyone was looking at her weirdly, except for Jazzmine. "What?"

"These are the kind of nuts you have for cousins?" Yami asked.

"Yep." Yugi replied with a sweatdrop.

"Hey! Aren't we supposed to be doing that remake of Romeo and Juliet?" Emily Lynn asked.

(A/N for Coco Gash Jirachi: I put you and Annie into the story, because I figured you two wouldn't mind. Oh, and thank you so much for the idea on this part! Those of you who aren't Gash... this is originally her idea, not mine! I'll tell you when her idea comes up!)

"Oh yeah!"

"Who's turn is it to audition?" Melody asked.

Victoria took out her paper and laughed.

"What?"

"Jesse and Tyranno!" Victoria said as she continued laughing.

"This ought to be good!" Lily said.

-- 15 minutes later --

Jesse and Tyranno were up on stage when Amanda yelled action.

(A/N: This is where her idea starts! And I'm kinda guessing how to spell the words, 'cause I used to have a copy of this book, but I don't anymore.)

"Tyranno, Tyranno. Where for out thy, Tyranno. Deny thy father, and refuse thy name. Or if thou' will not, but be sworn by thy love and I'll no longer be an Anderso-."

"Cut!"

"Okay, Amanda, I'll bite. What the hell did we do wrong this time?!"

"Well, Jesse, let me tell you this. Your enthusiasm appalling! You're supposed to sound like you're in love with Tyranno! I know you are! You're just not showing it! Second of all, while you're... doing... your thing on the balcony... wait a minute... you're not even on the balcony! Tyranno, what the hell were you doing on the balcony?"

"Laundry." He answered.

"Tyranno Hassleberry! You are supposed to be playing Romeo for our remake of Romeo and Juliet! Don't you get it?! Where at the scene where you go...?" Amanda said.

So, Tyranno said his line, then Jesse repeated his.

"No offense to either of you, but your acting sucks! I don't know how we're ever gonna get you any part in this thing!" Amanda said. "I mean... come on! Look at you! Jesse, you talk to colors from the rainbow that look like they're from Trix yogurt or Fruit Loops or something looney like that; like Skittles. And Tyranno... you just kinda creep me out. Jesse, Tyranno, you're never gonna get anywhere in this world if you don't start listening to the director. Starting with me, adorable, little Amanda-chan!"

"Screw this girl, Ty-Ty! Lets go make out!" Jesse said as he ran off stage and out the door.

"Right behind you, Jess-Jess!" Tyranno said before following Jesse outside.

YGO - YGO

I thought that would be a really funny ending (to the chappy, not story)! That was, once again, Coco Gash's Jirachi's work! And what a great way to start my vacation! That's right! I'm on vacation this week!!

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