Chapter 2

… Ron?"

"Truth"

"who is your biggest crush ever?"

"ummmm" he grabs the bottle and takes a swig. "Truth or Dare Fred?"

"Dare"

"I dare you to snog George for seven minutes"

"Ummmm lets go with the forfeit cause I'd rather not shove my tongue down my twin's throat" he then blushes when he realises who he has to play seven minutes in heaven with "Bloody hell sorry Hermione" I get up and extend my arm to Fred, he takes it and we walk into a closet and shut the door.

….

"we don't have to do this if you don't want to Granger"

"no, we have to it's a forfeit besides who says I don't want to do this"

"Oh, I see" he says in a mischievous voice

"Yeah" I say and get on my toes and kiss him. After much shock he kisses me back, I deepen the kiss.

….

Suddenly the door opens and then someone gasps. I turn to see George standing there clearly the seven minutes is up. "God Freddie, I didn't think you and Granger would actually do it" I smile and move out of the closet holding hands with Fred. He sits down, and I sit on his lap. "Truth or Dare Katie?" he asks. I feel a pang of jealousy when he asks her, but I try not to show it. "Truth"

"why did you break up with my dear friend Leonardo de Caprio?"

"who?"

"Lee why did you break up with Lee?"

"I ummmm…" she grabs the bottle and takes a swig. "Truth or Dare Angie?"

"…Truth"

"you people are such big pussy's" I say, and everyone stares at me like I'm the craziest person they have ever met.

"Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Jean Granger?" Ron asks me.

"She never existed"

"wait what?"

"you'll see"

"anyways Angie who do like at the moment?"

She doesn't even answer she just grabs the bottle and takes a swig. "Truth or Dare Ginny?"

"Dare" she says without hesitation.

"I dare you to make out with both of the twins and tell us who the best kisser is."

"What no way not happening" she takes off her top and just sits there in her bra. "truth or dare Hermione?"

"dare"

"I dare you to tell us more about Hermione Granger never existing"

"well let's see…where do I start?" I think for a moment then decide to start at who I am and then we'll go into how I was conceived "right so my name isn't actually Hermione Jean Granger, but Grace Elizabeth Black and my Father is actually Sirius Black, and my mother is actually Narcissa Malfoy, I know disgusting right? Anyway, they were both drunk and lonely and they slept together and boom that's how I was conceived. After I was born my mother gave me to my dad to raise because by the time I was born she had already found Lucius Malfoy and they had started dating. On my third birthday, Harry defeated Voldemort..." I see everyone flinch, except Harry of course, as I say his name "Oh grow up you pussy's, anyway, so that happened, and my father went after Pettigrew for what he did, and I got sent away to a muggle orphanage till I was seven, then I was put under the care of the Grangers." I say.