A/N: Well, I posted this one pretty early. Enjoy!

The Crazy Girl was right!

Chapter 2

Once they had finally gotten him into there itty-bitty shack of a home. Jade started running around screaming, "HE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION!" she kept repeating this until Nilkanowen stuck her foot out which thus made Jade fall straight on her face and made a loud SPLAT noise. Dart stared at her tiredly, he was vaguely concerned that she may have seriously been injured. Suddenly she stood up, her nose was bleeding but she didn't seem to notice. "Dart-Sama! Are you ok! Did Nilkanowen do dirty, dirty things to you while I was in a coma!"

Nilkanowen glared at her, "No you idiot, you were only passed out for like two minutes…you're bleeding…"

"We need to help Dart-Sama he l-"

"Don't," Dart said in a soft tired voice, "Don't call me 'sama' I am not a Lord."

Jade blinked confused, "I thought-"

"No you didn't," Nilkanowen said in a firm voice.

"I didn't?"

"No you don't think at all,"

"Oh,"

"Now shouldn't we help him?"

"Oh my Gods, yes! Dart-sama! What do you need!?"

"Uh we-" Dart started.

"Ok! Your wish is my command!" She suddenly started swirling around him until she was like a blurry ball surrounding him. When she stopped he was sparkly looking, and didn't have a scratch on him.

Dart blinked, "H-how did you do that?"

"I made an agreement with the devil where I must give myself to him whenever he wants it," Jade said in a regular voice like it was no big deal.

Dart and Nil stared at her like she was on Crack…no wait this is Japan…opium.

"Ha just kidding! I only have to give him a back massage every few weeks!"

"Oh well as long as you won't get yourself too deep into it like the whole 'Emperor' incident," Nilkanowen said.

Dart looked at both of them, "'Emperor' Incident?"

Jade chuckled, "he so wants me."

"Ah ok, well that changes everything…no wait no it doesn't! Are you some kind of whore!?" Dart asked suddenly horrified.

Jade stared at him, "No just a terrible tease!"

"S-so...what did you do with him?"

Jade grinned, "Gave him a back massage...but then he wanted more but I said no!...Are you actually believing me!"

Dart blinked confused.

"Ahahahaha! I would never do anything with him, I've never even meet the guy!"

"Then why did she..." he pointed to Nilkanowen.

"We planned it," Jade explained, "She told me inside my head. Nil can mess with people's minds! Freaky huh?" Jade said.

Dart stared at both of the girls, Jade was smiling stupidly, while Nil was smiling slightly looking amused. "Um well...uh since it was just a joke I guess it is kinda funny..." he forced a chuckle out. These girls are crazy...he thought to himself.

"Well I'm not as bad as Jade, I have some sanity in me, while Jade is just full blown mental..." Nil said to him calmly.

"Aaah! You were thinking we were crazy! How unkind of you!" Jade said in her attempt to sound like she was scolding him.

"I'm sorry...?" he replied in an uncertain voice.

"Ah! Ok I forgive you!" she said happily while giving him a hug.

His eyes widened in shock, while his face turned a light shade of red. He awkwardly patted her on the back.

"It's settled! You're staying with us!" Jade announced.

"Oh ah...um...no that won't work, I can't stay in one place for so long..." he said. He didn't want to stay in this village while men were after him. It was too dangerous for the village.

"Don't worry, this village can take care of itself; besides nobody would ever suspect you here," Nilkanowen said.

"I-I guess I can stay here for awhile..." he said hesitantly.

"Yay! The genius of Nil made him stay!" Jade cried out happily while hugging Nil who flinched at being touched.

"Jade, you know I don't like being touched, especially getting hugged," she said with a disgusted look on her face.

"I'm just so happy you read his mind and reassured him it would be okay for him to stay. So then I wouldn't have to force him by chaining him to our little wall and occasionally feeding him some cheese and when he tried to escape we'd put hot wax on his back, and then the second time he'd try I'd seduce him into staying and we all know no one can resist being seduced by the almighty Jade," Jade said in a happy overly cheerful voice.

Dart stared at her for a minute not sure what to say then he found his voice even if it was slightly higher than what was normal for him, "M-maybe I should go..."

"NO! DART-SAMA MUST STAY!" Jade screamed while she towered over him with an evil glint in her eye.

"Uh ummm ok..."

Meanwhile Back at the Ranch…

"Inuyasha! We need to find some sort a resting spot, we're all exhausted from that last fight with that water demon we're all drained out!" Kagome said in a miffed voice.

"Oh jeez I'm pretty sure we can hold up for a little while longer," Inuyasha snapped back.

"No Inuyasha! Why do you always have to be so stubborn? Honestly I don't see what Kagome sees in you," Shippo said.

"Grrr..." Inuyasha growled, while he started punching Shippo.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Shippo cried while a bunch of welts started to form on his girly little head.

"Inuyasha!" Kagome snapped.

"What! Why do you always say my name but never say anything after that, you just yell INUYASHA! That is soooo friggin annoying. So from now on when you yell my name say something after it! Do you understand me woman!" Inuyasha rambled. Everyone stared, "Wait...I didn't mean to say that...Authoress! Did you make me say that!?" He yelled at the air.

"Muhahaha, somebody had to say it..." I said evilly.

"Well don't make me out of character! Some rabid fans may scream at you for making Kagome look bad!"

"I'm sure they will live, for if they don't why the hell are they reading this fan fic? Besides, I like Kagome but sometimes her whole yelling Inuyasha and nothing after it can be very annoying... plus the whole fact that she's an easy target to mock."

"Ummm...Authoress, Inuyasha... we need to get back to the story..." Miroku said with about 30 sweat drops. Sango had some too, and lil Shippo was still whimpering about his welts. While Kagome looks angry because I was being honest about her annoying ways, hah she'll live.

"Ah! Monk! You may be one of my favorite characters in this farce of an anime but nobody interrupts me during an argument! You're mouth is being removed for the rest of the chapter!" I said in my God like voice. Muhaha I am so evil.

"Wha-!" Miroku tried but oh wait his mouth is gone! Oooh well!

Inuyasha looked slightly confused, so I decided to help the dense idiot, "Listen Inuyasha, you lost this argument now get back into the story I'm writing and I'll go back to making it up."

"Um, ok then?" he said confused.

"Grrrrrrrrrr..." Kagome said angrily over my honest ways.

Hah silly school girl.

"I think there's a village up ahead!" Sango said while squinting towards the village. To where they were standing it was just a tiny little speck, there was some smoke rising from little fires since it was around luncheon.

"Oh well we should go then! We could restock our provisions," Kagome said excitedly.

"Pah! That's what hunting is for; we don't need to-" Inuyasha started.

"INUYASHA YOU IDIOT! YOU'LL RUIN MY WHOLE PLOT LINE IF YOU DON'T GO TO THE STUPID VILLAGE! ARE YOU THAT DENSE! YOU WILL GO TO THE VILLAGE AND RESTOCK YOUR PROVISIONS!" Inuyasha gaped at the sky totally confused by my yelling; typical he's such an idiot, "NOW!"

After my NOW, the temporary mute Miroku and Sango were on Kirara while Shippo was on Miroku. Kagome jumped onto Inuyasha's back. They flew to the place...well Sango, Miroku, Kirara, and Shippo did, but Kagome and Inuyasha ran. When they reached it they could see the village people having a normal day.

They started to explore the area when they heard to old ugly women who had no lives except gossip were whispering, "Did you hear about that Jade girl escaped prison? They say she's in hiding, it's a pity they didn't burn her right away. I for one don't want a crazy girl running around influencing our children," the first generic ugly woman said.

"Oh I agree completely, and that Nilkanowen friend of hers, she's just creepy. They are always causing trouble," the second generic ugly woman said.

At that moment Jade, Nil, and Dart came out, and Jade could be heard saying in a loud happy voice, "Don't worry Dart! Everyone here is nice, they'll treat you just like family!"

In less than a second, pitchforks and ugly people hold up the pitchforks were surrounding them, "What were you saying?" Dart asked her dryly.

"Ah well um...I guess they are still angry about my premonition...of a sort..." she stopped, when she saw Inuyasha and co. "OH MY GOD! IT'S THEM! THE ONE'S I SAW IN MY DREAM! HA I WAS RIGHT! THE CRAZY GIRL WAS RIGHT! TAKE THAT!" she easily jumped past the generic ugly people and their pitchforks and landed gracefully...ok she tripped and fell when she tried to land gracefully in front of the Inuyasha and co. "What are you doing in this village?" she asked casually.

"What is your name," Inuyasha asked.

"Jade, what about you kitty?"

Inuyasha got a vein on his forehead and glared at her, "I'm a dog demon...not a cat demon..."

"Really? Those look more like kitty ears to me... dog ears are usually bigger and floppy...so what's your name?"

"Inuyasha...I don't see how that matters since you're the crazy chick those women were talking about," Inuyasha snapped snidely.

"Oh I'm only crazy because I tried to warn them about you. I had a dream that you were coming here," she looked at Kagome, "Are you his whore? No wait you may be another dog demon...his…bitch?"

"WHAT! NO! I-I've never done anything like that!" Kagome said while blushing furiously.

"Then what's with the clothes?" she asked calmly.

"It's my school uniform!"

"Really what School do you go to?" Nil came out of nowhere and asked her. "Ooooh you're from the future." Nil said nodding.

"How did yo-"

"I can read minds." Nil said simply.

The two generic ugly women started whispering again. Jade saw it, she jumped in front of them, and "Hello generic ugly women with only a vague part of this story. How are you? How are your children?" she asked smiling wickedly.

Both the women cowered before her, "Th-they're fine..." they said in unison.

"Ah well that's good...you know..." she got extremely close to there faces, "Gossiping is bad, and the devil will eat your souls if he ever catches you." They both stared at her petrified, "Have a loverly day generic ugly women," she said.

"That's just rude!" Generic ugly woman said.

Jade stared, "What is?"

"Calling us generic and ugly."

"But… it's true…"

The women both let out little harrumphs and ughs! They didn't say anything else because they are generic, and ugly.

Jade smiled, "See I am right!" She then happily and skipped off to where Dart was.

"Hey," he said quietly his face buried in his scarf. The men with the pitchforks backed off.

"Who's that?" Sango asked gesturing towards Dart.

"Him? Oh he's my lover," Jade said while wrapping her arms around Dart.

"N-no I'm not!" Dart exclaimed while blushing furiously underneath his scarf.

"Mmmmm..." Jade said happily while nuzzling into his chest, "You smell nice..."

"S-stop!" Dart said totally freaked while pushing her away.

Jade looked totally and utterly hurt, "So, we're through. After all we've been through! You just dump me! For who? The School whore!" she pointed to Kagome.

"I AM NOT A WHORE!" Kagome snapped.

Dart blinked utterly confused, "I'm sorry I didn't mean..."

"No I don't want to hear that same thing over and over!" Jade said while sniffling.

"Listen I didn't mean to hurt you... wait! We were never going out!"

Jade blinked, "We weren't?"

"No,"

"Oh! Okay!" Jade said happily, "Then I forgive you for shoving me away...but you really do smell nice..."

"Yeah whatever," Dart said still blushing behind his scarf. (I would like to mention they haven't really seen his whole face yet).

"So are you really crazy?" Inuyasha asked rudely.

"NO! Well sorta...but not what they thought, they thought I was hallucinating."

"Oooh so you had a vision that we would come here?" Kagome asked.

Jade stared at her, while thinking, what a bimbo. Nilkanowen snorted, "Didn't I already say I saw you in my dream? I could've sworn I did. Hm well yes, yes I did have a vision."

Kagome turned to the now large crowd surrounding them, (probably the whole village such nosy people with no lives...) "Well obviously she isn't crazy, and can you guys forgive her?"

"FORGIVE ME! THEY SHOULD BE THE ONES APOLOGIZING! NOT M-" Nil muffled her voice before she got too hysterical.

One of the gossip women looked at Jade with some slight resentment but still nodded her head, and for some reason so did the rest of the village. Do you ever notice when one-person nods there head so does the rest? It's like some sort of mob mentality or something.

"YAY!" Jade said happily! She jumped up and down gleefully with little pom poms in her hand while dancing around. Everyone looked at her with about fifty sweat drops.

"I'm going to have an interesting time here aren't I?" Dart asked Nil.

"You'll never be bored," Nil reassured the boy.

Ah well this the end of chapter 2, now once again I didn't mean to make Kagome look so bad but she's so easy to set up and make fun of. I really do like her, she's so pure...what a fool! HAHAHAHAHA! I noticed when I read this over the dialogue goes by pretty fast. Maybe it's because I wrote it and I know what it's going to say, or maybe it's because it's from the POV of an extremely cracked out girl I dunno which it is. –ahem- Now then please Review...if you like your toes where they are.