Queen of the Hollows [BLEACH Pt 2-Oh my God it's a giant Mexican! Only M due to swearing

I don't own Bleach or the characters blah blah blah...

The next morning was once again, very interesting. I woke up, got startled by a spider and subsequently ran into a wall, realised at the last minute I had ran out of milk, remembered to bring an umbrella with me and met Ishis at the corner on time, only to then remember that it was not my turn to bring one to school, and as if my memory could fail me no more, I only remembered that I was supposed to be with Ms. Ochi halfway through 2nd period! I came charging through the door of their class, apologised and sat down at my desk, which unfortunately for me, was in between Keigo Asano and Chizuru Honshō. Great...

Between dodging the groping hands of my fellow peers on either side of me and trying to get some work done, my mind kept wondering back to that strange monster. Look, I know that I made have found it comforting to see and all, but what kind of rational person would honestly find something like THAT comforting?! What the hell was that thing anyway?! There's no one here who could answer my questions, so how am I supposed to find out? While I was lost in my trail of thoughts, I failed to dodge Chizuru's latest groping attempts, which in turn, earned her a black eye.

As the lesson came to a close, I felt the same sensation I felt yesterday. It was distant, but it was still there, whatever it was. I tried to sit there in class and ignore it, but curiosity got the better of me, and when Ms. Ochi turned around to write something on the black board, I grabbed my school things, and despite the startled and confused looks I got from my class mates, I ran to the window, climbed out of it, and slide down the water drain to the ground floor. As I ran away from the school to find that monster, I heard something coming from my class room. It was something like "…OLLOW!...OLLOW!" I guess it must have been Keigo having a spazz attack again.

I must have ran for about a k or so when I finally skidded to a halt in front of the same monster from yesterday. It was hiding underneath a little overpass. Just hiding. As I neared it, it looked up, bowed its masked head then frantically waved its paws trying to get me to come closer. I got closer to it, and it once again bowed its head, keeping its yellow eyes averted to the ground. "I thought I'd never see you again Mistress." It said in a croaking voice.

"………………………………What?"

"Mistress, I was so worried about you, so were some of the others."

"No, I don't mean 'What?' as in I didn't catch what you first said. I meant 'What?' as in what the hell are you calling me Mistress for."

It looked a little taken aback with me abrupt answer, but it soon recovered and continued on. "U-uh, well, you're our Mistress."

"……….."

"Hmm, so he was right." It mumbled as it lifted its head up and started to inspect me. "You did loose your memories when your powers were reborn-"

"Whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa….whoa." I added, waving my hands in its face. "What are you on about? Look, you're pretty bad at explaining things. Actually, you didn't explain anything; you didn't even answer my question! Now please, it's polite to answer someone's question and-" But I was cut off with the monster putting it's paw over my mouth. I struggled, kicked, bit, scratched, and generally spazzed out, but it didn't budge. I quieted only when I realised that the monster had become restless, looking over its shoulder, searching for something. It must have found what it was searching for, because it suddenly rolled over to the side, barely avoiding a beam of light. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!"

"KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN MISTRESS!" It was momentarily distracted, and thus didn't see the same black and orange blur from yesterday charge at it. It all happened so fast, I heard the clash of metal. All I saw was the monster looking over at me with worried eyes with a newly formed giant gash in its mask. "I'm sorry…" was all it said before it dissolved into nothingness. The next thing I knew, I was falling to the ground. I tensed my muscles up, expecting to crash into the ground; instead, I fell into someone's arms.

"You…" I heard a deep voice mumble in awe.

I looked up and- "GAAH! Where're your eyes??!!" Sado the giant Mexican peered down at me and sweat dropped.

"I guess the Hollow wanted to attack her then huh?" I quickly swiveled my head around to see the evil red nut pointing rudely at me.

"Looks like it." Said another familiar voice; Ishida.

"But why her? I don't sense any spiritual pressure from her."

"Maybe he got her on her way to somewhere when she left the classroom."

"Her name's Duck."

"What Orhime?

"Her name's Duck." Orihime repeated for Ichigo.

"Well whatever her name is doesn't matter." Ichigo spat.

"Yeah it does you little brat!"

"You're only two years older than us, so you don't have any right to be calling us little brats!"

"Open you're ears next time fck tard! I called you a little brat, not your friends!"

"Don't swear!"

"I will if I want to!"

"Maybe you two should stop fighting-"

"STAY OUTTA THIS ISHIDA/URYU!"

"O-ok…" mumbled a frightened Ishida.

"You shouldn't swear!"

"You don't like people calling you names, so don't do it to other people!"

"What does that have you do with you swearing?! And why are you still in Chad's arms?!!"

"Who the hell's 'Chad'?!"

"The guy holding you, idiot!"

I looked back up at Sado, then down at Ichigo, back to Sado, then back to Ichigo. "Who?"

"OH MY GOD!! His name's Chad!"

"But I thought his name was Sado!"

"We call him Chad!"

"Kurosaki, do you have any idea how random a name Chad is for someone named Sado?"

"Do you have any idea how random a name Duck is!"

"Shut up!"

"YOU! Now get out of his arms!"

"He's the one holding me!" I shouted back as Sado, or Chad, set me down on my feet.

"Well you stayed there!"

"Oh grow up you stupid red nut!'

"Why are YOU calling ME a red nut?! You're hair's actually RED! I'm orange!"

"Yeah well at least I don't have ginger pubes"

"HEY!!!" The two of us continued on like this for God knows how long, but thankfully we eventually ran out of insults and calmed down.

"Feeling better now you two?" asked Rukia as she rubbed her temples.

"Yeah…"

"Mhmm."

"Good. Now that that's over with," as Rukia said this, she searched her pockets for something then pulled out a metal lighter, "there's just the matter of clearing things up."

"Fan-friggin-tabulous. Does that mean you'll explain all that's going on and-GAAH!!" before I could finish my btchy sentence, Rukia put the lighter against my face then BAM!...I don't remember…….It all went blank.

When I woke up, I was lying down on the ground in front of some stingy looking shop that had a parked van next to it and two little kids playing on the front porch. For the sake of all Shitake mushrooms out there, would someone PLEASE tell me what was going on!!!