Me: Yay new Chapter!
Xaviver: Enjoy!
Marco: I won't…
Zukki: SHUT UP EMO BOY!
Mezumi: NO fighting! That's MY job!
PAU33: When are you going to mention me!
Me: Ack! PAU33? Not yet! I'm going to mention you later!
Marco: Who… is she?
PAU33: I'm VocaloidFOREVER's best friend as a VOCALOID! Duh!
Mezumi: You're not on her page though…
PAU33: WHAT? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! GOOD THING YOUR FRIEND IS GOTH AND GAVE ME A SCYTHE AS A WEAPON!
Me: NOW look what you did! (Runs off) (Also KaiKai is the main character in this story so it's in HER POV it gets switched at some parts though)
KaiKai: Come back with ideas later okay?
Chapter 2: Humans Are Weird…
KaiKai's POV:
Class was a total drag… I mean, when isn't it? Marco was so boring in class, we were partnered together to write a story, he didn't do ANYTHING!
Ring! Ring! Ring!
I sighed in relief and got up from my desk and walked out the door with Marco behind me, the next class… was gym. I kept on telling Marco NOT to come in the girls locker room, after a while he finally understood and changed in the boy's locker room. Our first assignment in gym was run 5 miles… easy. We got in our position and when the teacher blew the whistle we started running. I ran fast since I was a cyborg and Marco ran right next to me.
"This isn't so bad. Hey… why are the others slowing down?" he asked.
"They're human dude, they need to breathe," I said and kept running without breaking a sweat.
"Humans are weird…" Marco said.
"Huh… that's funny, they say that robots are weird," I said.
"How many more miles left Dork?" he said.
"About one, we've been running a little fast…" I said.
"Oh, cool, this is one of the advantages of being a robot right?" he said.
When we were done we sat on the grass waiting for the others to be done.
"HEY THE CYBORG CHEATED!" everyone yelled.
"HEY! KIDS, DON'T MAKE FUN OF KAI!" the couch barked.
I started sniffing and cried, "IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I WAS BURNED IN A FIRE!" I yelled.
"WE DON'T CARE!" A boy yelled, "You should've died in that fire!"
I saw Marco stand up and walk up to the boy, "Don't. Yell. At. My. FRIEND!" he yelled and punched the boy in the gut causing him to fall.
"You want a piece of me?" the boy said and stood up, "I am a master at karate!"
"I'm a black belt in kung fu, I can doge BULLETS, I know where a pressure point is that will kill you… I can make your body fall asleep so you can't move… you don't want to mess with me idiot…" Marco said darkly.
"HA! My boys and I doubt it! GET HIM!" he yelled.
Marco jumped up and landed on the other side of the guys that were trying to punch him. He dodged every punch swiftly. It's a good thing I installed fighting system in him…
"Marco, stop!" I said.
"BOYS STOP FIGHTING!" the couch barked.
Marco started hitting their pressure points causing them to be unable to move. Their arms moved motionlessly then they fell on the grass.
"I told you so…" Marco said and sat down next to me in the grass.
"Thanks…" I said.
"No thank you for the fighting program," he whispered in my ear.
"No problem," I said.
"Is this why you created us?" he asked.
"What?" I said, "I told you, I'll tell you when you guys are ready…"
"But I think I AM ready!" he said a little too loud.
"Ready for what?" people asked.
Crap…
"Uh… ready for moving in with me?" I said then chuckled.
"How can boys as cute as him live with an ugly girl like you?" a girl asked.
"At least she's prettier then you!" Marco said.
"But WE are more pretty then her! I mean look at us WE'RE HOT!" said another girl.
"Yeah, because your faces got burned in hell…" Marco said then snorted.
"AHA!" the girls huffed.
"And besides, at least she's smart AND pretty," Marco said and wrapped an arm around my shoulder and pulled me into a hug.
"EHHHH?" all the girls yelled and fell to the floor.
"What the heck dude? What are you doing?" I hissed.
"I'm making a scene! I don't want you to be made fun of!" he whispered in my ear.
"That's only going to make it worst!" I hissed again.
"At least they know, if they make fun of you… they're dead… even if it's a girl, I don't care," he said and stood up.
I stood up too and looked at him. He nodded. After gym we changed back into our clothes, in the locker room I heard some whispering then a gasp, then "NO WAY!"
"Hm?" I looked over to them.
They flinched and acted like nothing happened. I sighed and put my stuff in my locker. Then the popular crew walked up to me (who should they be? Suggest!) and snarled.
"So… YOU are Marco's girlfriend?" they snorted.
"What?" I half yelled and slammed my locker.
"You heard me idiot, you guys are an idem yes?" said the leader.
"What the hell, I'm only 11 dude," I said and snorted.
"Shut up nerd…" she said, "Let me say one thing, BREAK UP WITH MARCO!" she yelled.
"WE ARE NOT DATING!" I said and stomped my foot.
"STOP PRETENDING!" she yelled.
"URG!" I yelled and left the locker room.
When I came out I noticed that Marco was standing by the locker room, "Hey, my so called 'girlfriend,'" he said.
"WE are not DATING" I said.
"Yeah, I can hear you guys yelling in the locker room…" he sighed, "Humans are loud…"
"Got that right," I said and punched him in the shoulder.
Mezumi's POV (YAY!)
I was sitting next to Xavier in class talking to him. Then a bunch of guys got in Xavier's way and smiled at me.
"Hello!" they said.
"Uh, what do you want..?" I groaned.
"Well, you are HOT! Just saying, is your hair naturally that beautiful color?" a big guy said and stroked my hair.
"You're asking for it?" I slyly smiled.
"Oh yes please!" he said.
"Okay! Here it comes…" I said.
Then, I did what any other girl would do… I kicked him in the groin!
"Oof!" he yelled and lay in a weird position.
"Anyone else?" I asked.
"No!" they rest of the guys said and left.
I looked at Xavier and smiled, "Wow…" he sighed, "why'd you do that?" he asked.
"I don't like to be flirted with!" I said, "Besides I already have my eyes on someone!" I said.
"Come in Mezumi, Xavier, and Zukki, do you hear me?" I heard Kai say.
"Huh? Did you hear that?" Xavier said.
"Hi guys it's me Kai, I'm just here to tell you… DON'T tell anyone you're my robot! Okay?" she said.
"Okay?" Xavier said, "Where are you?"
"I installed an ear piece in your ear that looks like an earring! Okay? Oh! Got to go!" she said and I heard a buzz.
"Earring huh?" I said and touched my ear, "Cool…"
Ring! Ring! Ring!
"Ooh! Lunch!" Xavier and I said and dashed of the class.
When we came in the cafeteria it was HUGE! It's like one you would see in Ouran High School Host Club! We sat on the chairs and talked. Since we don't need to eat we decided to do that.
"This school is cool," Xavier said, "Even though we've only been alive for a few hours it's been cool!" he said quietly.
"Yeah! I love being Kai's older sister!" I said.
"Older sister?" Xavier said then smirked.
"Yeah! You know Xavier… I like her! She's nice! I wonder why she created us," I said quietly.
"I don't know, she said when we are ready!" he laughed.
"It's great that we have emotions right Xavier?" I said then smiled, "We can feel, these so called emotions! Love, hate, happiness, sadness, and all those others! It's amazing!"
"What emotions are you feeling now?" he asked.
"I'm feeling some," I said then smiled.
"What kind?" he said then raised an eyebrow.
"Just an emotion…" I said then chuckled, "It's a secret!"
"I'm guessing happy?" he guessed.
"Xavier if you guess right, I still won't tell you!" I said.
"Darn…" he sighed.
"Xavier, you're a nice guy! You don't flirt with me and that's what I like about you!" I smiled.
"T-thanks…" he said and blushed.
"No problem!" I said with a smile.
KaiKai's POV:
I was in the cafeteria talking with Marco… kind of…
"So…" I said nervously.
"So…" Maroc said.
"KAI!" I heard someone yell.
"Oh crud!" I said and hid under the table.
I heard footsteps and then the mean popular girl walked up to the table.
"Hi there… Marco!" she said and sat next to him, "I heard you and Kai are a couple? Why not get rid of her… and go out with… me?" she said and scooted closer to him.
"No thanks ugly…" I heard Marco say, "We are not dating… stupid," he said, I heard a flick.
"Ow! That's not nice to flick a girl in the head!" I heard her moan and got up from the table and left.
I got up and sighed in relief. I sat next to Marco and chuckled nervously.
"Why does she hate you?" he asked.
"…" I looked at him, "I don't know really…"
"That makes no sense…" he said, "Humans are just… weird like that right?"
"Hey, I WAS human," I said.
"You're not anymore…" he said.
"I know that… but you know I was…" I said.
"Yeah, but you know… hey, if we go in the water, do we get electrocuted?" he asked.
"No, you are practically all human, you're made with human parts, not to sound gross or anything!" I said and chuckled.
"I see… hey, when's your birthday?" He asked.
"Well since school just started (September 1) and my birthday is in February… so about five months and a day…" I said.
"Wow… anyways, let's go back to class," he said.
When I walked in class everyone groaned. Then when Marco entered everyone flinched. He smirked and we sat in our chairs. Then a bunch of girls walked up to him.
"Marco! Hi! Do you want to hang out later after school?" one girl asked while twirling her hair.
"No thanks ugly…" he said, "Besides we are only 11… I'm not ready to date…"
"11 is the new 21!" a girl said.
"Why do you hang out with her? She's a CYBORG!" a girl yelled.
"Because I'm a r-" I covered his mouth with my hands.
"H-he's my… uhh…" I took my hands off his mouth and thought of something… at least I tried…
"I'm her fiancé!" he yelled.
"EH?" we all yelled.
"F-F-F-FIANCE?" all the girls yelled.
"What the hell do you think you're doing idiot?" I hissed in his ear.
"Making a scene!" he whispered.
"Dude!" I said.
"For a person with a high IQ, you sure are a tomboy…" he said.
"What, I can't be a bad girl and smart at the same time idiot?" I said while raising one brow.
"Hey, I'm just doing this so girls stop flirting with me okay, Dork?" he said.
"… You have a point…"
"So… play along!"
"Uh… Yep! He's my… fiancé…" I said, "That's why he's going to live with me…"
"Kai-chan!" I heard a little girl yell and enter the room.
"Hi Zukki…" Marco moaned.
"I heard you guys are engaged! Already?" Zukki said.
"Yes we are!" I said and gave her a look saying we are pretending.
She nodded understanding, "I met that boy you told me to meet! You're right he is cute!"
"Oh really? You met… Nakatutuwa? He's so adorable! Ehh!" I went into my dazed stage again thinking of how cute he was.
Later…
I woke up and found myself in the nurse office lying on a bed with Marco right in front of my face, "You're awake! FINALLY!" he said.
"She's only been in here for two minutes," the nurse said while on the computer.
"Don't mind him, he's just impatient…" I said and got off the bed, "Anyways, thanks for bringing me here Marco," I smiled.
"I've done it before, what's so cute about… him?" Marco asked.
"Don't mention him I'll go in daze again!" I said, "That's how cute, adorable, and handsome he is!"
"Handsome? He's a year younger!" Marco said.
"No he's the same age, he just hangs out in the elementary…!" I said.
"I see…" he said, "Well, let's just… go now," he said and left.
"Wait for me!" I said and chased after him in the hall.
When I walked next to Marco he said, "Do you like Nakatutuwa?"
"Well… yeah! I REALLY do… but he is really out of my lead… I don't know if he likes me… but I really like him!" I don't know why I just told him that…
"I see," he said with his hand in his pockets.
"Wait, you're not jealous are you?" I asked.
"No! I don't have any emotions though!" he said taking his hands out of his pockets.
"Not yet though!" I said and chuckled, "Plus I was kidding! Don't be so emotional!"
"It's your fault Dork!" he said.
"Some 'Fiancé,' you are!" I said and punched him in the shoulder.
"Hey, I might not have feelings, but that hurt!" he said.
"You'll develop some soon! Don't worry!" I said.
When we came back in the class… Nakatutuwa was in there! He was smiling and chuckling surrounded by girls! (What should he look like? I'm totally stumped! Len as an 11 year old? Kaito as a twelve year old? What?) He looked over to me and smiled. He escaped the crowed and walked up to me with his hands in his pockets. He was taller than me by an inch or so.
"How's my favorite young collage graduate?" he said and laughed, "Oh? Who's this boy?" he asked.
"Oh this is-" I was cut off by Marco.
"I'm her fiancé!" Marco said.
"Fiancé huh? Well, you sure are lucky! Kai is a great girl can I ask one thing though?" he said.
"Anything!" I said.
"A kiss…" he said.
"W-what?" I said.
He leaned in and kissed me on the cheek. I turned all red and I felt my body heat up. I nearly fainted! I fell back though but he caught me! I almost squealed with joy! I ALMOST grabbed his face and pulled him in a kiss… almost…
"Are you okay?" he asked with a worried face.
"I'm fine!" I said almost in a daze, "Thanks!"
"Great!" he said and I stood up with my hands clapped together.
"Urg…" I heard Marco moan, "Can you leave now? Class is going to start…"
"Actually, I transferred in this class!" he said, "Isn't that great?"
"Fantastic!" I cheered along with the other girls.
"I hate you!" I heard Marco moan.
"He doesn't mean it! He is usually like that!" I said.
"Oh really? Well, Marco, I think we can become great friends!" Nakatutuwa said.
"Great…" Marco said sarcastically.
"Also, I get to sit next to you Kai!" he said.
"Fantastic…" Marco moaned.
"Oh shut up emo boy! He's just a friend!" I chuckled.
"That's not what you told me…" he mumbled quietly.
After School…
We went home I noticed that mom and dad weren't home. I went in the kitchen and found a note:
Dear Kai,
If you got this letter, that means we are in England for the rest of the year. Sorry we couldn't bring you dear! But don't worry! You have those robots right? I'm so glad that you have made life! Just like how I did! That's right… your mom has created robots too! You know Aunt Awit? Yeah… she's a robot! Yet she's still human… hope you don't think of her differently though! I wish we brought you with us to England… anyways, I promise to come back! Daddy is happy too. I hope we get to meet them some day! Sorry again… this trip is for work but don't worry! We will get a raise if we do a good job! Hope you have a good time!
P.s: How's that Nakatutuwa of yours?
Love, Mommy!
I sighed and crumpled the note. Another business trip for a year? The only time I get to see them is on my birthday, and other holidays! At least their presents are extra parts for my robots… but since they are done… I wonder what they'll give me. Oh wait another note? It was on the island and it was on a sticky note.
P.s.s: Daddy has assigned you an arranged marriage! I'm sorry! You don't know him but he is handsome! Sorry! His picture is on the back of this note! But I think you guys met when you were little… but I don't think you remember him remember your coma? Yeah he was really upset… but you get to meet him again! He's going to stay with you while we are gone. Isn't that great?
I looked at the back, he was CUTE! He had beautiful short brown hair and green eyes that were very bright! He was handsome… He looked around my age… oh… wait!
Flash!
"Haha! Kai you're funny!" said a 3 year old boy who was sitting with a 3 year old girl.
"It's great that we are best friends right, Mark?" I asked.
We were playing on a grassy mountain that with flowers all over! We were talking and making stuff out of the flowers.
"Let's never be separated right Kai?" Mark asked.
"Right!" I said.
"To prove that let's get married when we are older!" he laughed.
"Okay!" I chuckled.
"I was kidding Kai! But since you said yes… a promise is a promise!" he laughed.
"Okay! Mwah!" I said and kissed him on the cheek, we laughed, and then he put ring on me that he made out of flowers.
FLASH!
I gasped at the memory. I clutched my hair and fell on the ground crying with joy… I remembered him! My Kantaloids (She calls them Kantaloids since it means singing I think in Tagalog well it relates to music…) walked in with worried expressions.
"Kai what's wrong?" Zukki asked.
"I-I'm getting married!" I said with a smile.
"What? To whom?" they all asked.
"An old friend of mine that I remembered! He's coming over! I promised him that we will get married!" I said with joy then showed them a picture, "Here's his picture!"
"Wow, he's good looking; I wouldn't mind getting married to him!" Mezumi said.
"W-What?" Xavier said to her.
"Wow! An old friend! I can't wait to meet him!" Zukki said.
"I don't care…" Marco said.
"ACK! I forgot! Marco and I are pretending that we are engaged!" I said while tugging at my hair.
Ding Dong!
"That must be him! I'll go get it!" I said and ran to the door.
When I opened it he was there! He was taller than me by an inch or two. He smiled at me, "KaiKai! How are you? I haven't seen you since you were in a coma!" he cheered and then hugged me almost lifting me off the ground.
"Yeah! A promise is a promise right? Dad said we are engaged!" I said.
He let go of the hug and smiled, "Well, since we are engaged- WAIT your mom and dad told me you created life! Can I see them please?" he asked with his big green eyes.
"Sure, they're in the kitchen!" I grabbed his hand and he put his bags by the door.
When I came in along with Mark he looked at all the robots from head to toe.
"You humans are weird… do you have to look at us from head to toe?" Marco asked with an angry expression.
"HOLY CRAP!" I screeched.
Everyone flinched and looked at me.
"M-MARCO LOOKS LIKE MARK!" I said, "Only Mark is taller by two inches!"
"Thanks a lot for pointing that out…" Marco said and sat on the island.
"N-no wonder why I made Marco look like Mark… this face kept on appearing in my head and Marco now looks like Mark!" I said while looking at Mark and Marco.
"That explains the MAR in Marco's name," Mezumi said and sat on the dinner table.
"Well… this is awkward… Yukki let's go!" Xavier said and dragged her out of the room.
"I'm coming too!" Mezumi said and ran out like lightning.
"So… you made Marco… look like me?" Mark said eyeing Marco like he was looking in a mirror.
"Well… this is… weird…" Marco said.
"Hey Kai, I have a question…" Mark said, "Did you install a singing program in them you mom and dad keep on sending me letters that you are creating singing robots…"
"I-I got the idea when I was listening to Vocaloid… I decided to make my own…" I said.
"Sing? NO, NO, NO! I DON'T sing!" Marco yelled.
"Well, you can! I installed a singing program! I'll show you… tonight… there's a karaoke place near here so we can go sing!" I said.
"Oh yeah! Remember when we were little and we sing duets together?" Mark said.
"Oh yeah! Let's do that again!" I said and took his hand.
"URG I HATE SINGING!" Marco moaned and left the room.
"You haven't even tried it yet idiot!" I called to him.
"You guys don't like each other do you…?" Mark said.
"No… no we don't!" I said and hugged his arm… then I notice something, "Oh uh… the girls at school aren't going to like this…"
"Why?" he asked.
"Because… Nakatutuwa kissed me on the cheek, Marco and I are pretending to be engaged… and now… WE are a couple!" I said, "The girls won't like that I have cute boys liking me! Minus Marco!"
"Hm… that is a problem… but for you… I'll dye my hair purple and wear purple contacts to look like Marco!" he said.
"F-For me?"
"For you!" he said and kissed me on the cheek.
"EH! EH! EH!" I heard Zukki and Mezumi yell and then fall into the kitchen.
"… Were you guys listening to our conversation?" I asked them.
"No…" they said and dashed out.
Me: YAY! I gotta stop updating stories and get on with Vocaloid Life!
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