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Tonks wants Ginny. Ginny's not interested. Tonks can't give up on the idea of Ginny, so she uses her metamorphmagus powers to capture Ginny's heart another way; by being Ginny's perfect man.

a/n: Rated M for language, mature conversations, femmslash, and future scenes. AU. Characters are probably going to be OOC as well. Nothing to do with Secrets.

a/n2: Sorry it has taken so long for me to update. My life has been hectic! Plus, since I haven't gotten any reviews on this, I'm viewing it as no one is reading it and I'm writing for my own pleasure and I can take as long as I please with updates. Thank you, that is all.

Ginny flopped onto my couch, her face stony. Noticing her glare at the TV, I quickly muted it, giving her my full attention.

"Whats up?" I asked, crossing my legs and folding my hands on my top of lap. "Boyfriend?"

Ginny turned her glare to me. "Humph."

I scooted closer to her, placing my arm on the back of the couch behind her. "Come on, spit it out." I said, twirling a piece of her hair in my fingers.

"Boys…are so stupid!" Ginny huffed, snuggling in closer to me.

"What's going on now love?" I asked pleasuring flooding my body as Ginny sighed into my neck.

"I think the kid I'm talking to has someone on the side," She mumbled into my shoulder.

"What makes you think that?"

"I can just tell." She insisted lifting her head up suddenly. "It wouldn't be the first time."

"Drop him then." I replied, pulling her back to me. When she allowed herself to be pulled back to my chest, I smiled into her hair before placing a gentle kiss on the top of her head. "You don't need anyone."

"You know I hate being alone. I just want someone to love me…,"

"Ginny, I love you. I'm into you…,"

Ginny moved away from my chest, shaking her head fiercely. "No," She said loudly, staring at her lap. "I've done the girl thing. It sucked."

"Yes, but you haven't done the me thing." I replied, grabbing her chin to look her in the eye. "You know you're attracted to me."

Ginny wiggled out of my grasp, sighing. "Yes I am and yes it's hard to be around you sometimes, but I don't want to date you. I'm into guys. You know that. We're just friends." She finished firmly, standing up. She gathered her things while I stared awkwardly at the ground, remaining silent. "Maybe we should talk another time."

My heart clenched and my stomach dropped as she walked out the door without a glance back. I hated how she pretended to only care for me as friend. I know she liked to think she was 'experimenting' when we were at school, but she couldn't hide the emotion in her eyes when we kissed. I was sick of Ginny seeing me by my gender instead of someone that was perfect for her. But she wouldn't give me the chance; she only wanted a man.

"She only wants a man," I mused, an idea suddenly hitting me. "I could be her man." I grinned wickedly, rubbing my hands together as the plan unfolded in my mind.