Modern Ginta and Hakkaku

Us two never make a fuss
When Koga runs in front of us.
We used to whine,
We used to cry—
Now we simply take the bus!

Where's the Love?

Naraku's incarnations were mad
About the poor upbringing they had.
Not a single hug
From that stupid lug—
What an awful deadbeat dad!

So Close, So Far

Jaken never failed his lord.
Except one time when he got bored.
He couldn't stay
Awake that day,
And missed his chance to steal the sword!

Shouga

There once was a flea named Shouga
Who wanted to marry Myouga.
He finally said "yes"
But was very distressed
To learn she'd run off with Kouga.

Inuyasha + Sesshomaru

"Would you like a cup of tea?"
My older brother asked of me.
"Why thank you, please,"
I said sincerely.
You see, we'd both gone quite crazy.

Unexpected Hero

Naraku hired a demon goon
To kipnap Rin on the full moon.
But oddly enough
The one to rebuff
The demon foe was dear Ah-Un.

Ayame vs. Kagome

"Koga, you uncaring brute,
Why choose her? She's not astute,"
Ayame complained.
But Koga explained,
"You're twice as smart, but half as cute."

Kagura

Kagura liked to stare and gawk
At Sesshomaru, who hardly talked
He asked her why
And she replied,
"No reason, I just like to stalk."