Episode 1
Walking On Broken Glass
Day 1
Jet Black appears on a helicopter as it flies overhead of 5 speedboats.
"I'm here in the southern region of the Orange Archipelago," Jet announces. "Here 30 different characters who have participated in previous seasons of Survivor will go at it, with the chance at winning the million-dollar prize. They are on the boats below, and they don't know who are on the other tribes."
"My name is Giselle, and I am the greatest Pokemon trainer in the world!" Giselle of the Crazy tribe says. "No, that's not right – I am the greatest Pokemon trainer in the whole entire universe! And if other universes exist, I'm better than any Pokemon trainers in them too!"
"I am Queen Cynthia of Sinnoh, and I will soon rule over this game as well," Cynthia of the Villains tribe says. "No one will dare go up against me. They know that I am to be feared. Anyone who crosses me will be severely punished."
"I won in Hueco Mundo despite immense odds against me," Rukia of the Brains tribe says. "My tribe was terrible, and we lost five immunity challenges in a row. Yet I found a way to end up as the Sole Survivor. It's likely going to take a whole lot of work for me to do it again."
"We're about to have these players meet each other! Oh, and if they don't learn to work with each other, they'll be voted out – but you knew that already!" Jet exclaims. "It's Survivor: Crazy All-Stars! 39 days, 30 people – 1 survivor!"
The boats all dock at the same time at a shore of an island. The players get off the boats, noticing that the beach is full of broken glass bottles. Roxanne gasps.
"Who in the world would pollute this island like this?" she yells.
"Not only am I believer in the legendary Pokemon Arceus, but I am also an environmentalist," Roxanne of the Crazy tribe says. "Arceus wants us to take care of the environment, and the pollution I see here makes me ill."
Jet stands in front of all the players, who are already wearing their colored buffs.
"Welcome to Survivor: Crazy All-Stars!" he announces. "Yes, this beach is polluted as heck, and you know who polluted it? These five people."
Out step Professor Ivy, Kisuke Urahara, Caesar Flickerman, Tuxedo Mask and a floating Ancient Rome.
"These five people had a big party last night, then threw their wine bottles on the island," Jet explains.
"Which tribe are they on?" Whitney asks.
"They aren't a tribe at all," Jet says. "Instead, they are my co-hosts. Since I feel like being lazy, I'm not doing the Tribal Councils at the start of the game – these guys will. You get to find our who your host is at your first Tribal Council."
The hosts all walk away, with Kisuke throwing one last empty bottle on the sand, which smashes into pieces.
"So who's going to clean up after these pigs?" Tatsuki asks.
"Why, you guys!" Jet responds.
Everyone groans.
"Actually, my crew will clean up after our challenge - as we are having our first challenge right here, right now," Jet adds.
Some players gasp, while others just shake their heads.
"This challenge will involve walking on broken glass," Jet announces.
The players gasp.
"No, not really," Jet says. "The playing field is safe from glass. You can easily avoid the glass by staying in the sand. Each tribe has their own goal net, color-coordinated, which they must defend. You will have to dig through the sand to find balls. You then will score the balls into opposing tribes' nets. Once a tribe has three balls scored in their own net, they are out of the challenge and sent to Tribal Council. Two tribes will survive and win this."
Jet pulls out two idols in his own image.
"These are the tribal immunity idols that you'll be playing for," he says. "Two tribes will win immunity, the three others will be sent to Tribal Council. In addition, you are playing for reward. Wanna know what you're playing for?"
"Yeah!" Sango yells.
Jet reveals a large collection of blankets and pillows.
"Some comfort to get you through your time out here," he states. "The final tribe without 3 balls in their net will get reward. As for the 3 losers, Tribal Council, where someone will be the first, second and third people voted out of this game. One last twist."
Everyone looks on with bated breath.
"The last-place tribe will head to Tribal Council – right now."
Lots of the players gasp.
"That's right, you'll be off to Tribal Council before even getting a shot to make any sort of alliances. That is huge incentive for not wanting to lose this challenge. Any questions?"
"Yes," Enobaria states. "What is off-limits in this challenge?"
"Why, nothing," Jet replies. "You can do absolutely anything to your opponents short of killing them. Actually you know I'm being sarcastic, no injuring your opponents in tackling them. We'll draw for spots, and then get started."
The players line up their starting positions.
"For immunity and reward!" Jet shouts. "Survivors ready? Go!"
The players run out onto the polluted beach, some of them immediately digging for their balls. Cynthia, however, has another idea, as she grabs a sharp piece of glass.
"Cynthia, going off the beaten trail!" Jet shouts.
Cynthia sees Sabrina digging for a ball, and she immediately runs up behind her and tackles her. She then takes her piece of glass and slices it right across Sabrina's face.
"That! Will! Leave! A! Mark!" Jet shouts.
Cynthia is about to attack Sabrina again, when Yoruichi of Sabrina's tribe wrestles Cynthia away from her.
"Okay, I think I've seen enough," Jet says. "Stop the challenge!"
Even as Jet says this, Loly proceeds to pick up a ball that she had just grabbed, then tosses it into the Brawn tribe's net, with Jet too focused on Sabrina's injuries to see.
"Let's get medical in here immediately. Cynthia, you are the first person in Survivor history to be thrown out of two challenges!"
Cynthia shrugs her shoulders as if she doesn't care, while Retsu Unohana of medical comes in to see Sabrina.
"It's a very severe slash to the face," Unohana says. "This injury may-"
"No, I'm not leaving the game," Sabrina replies. "You do whatever you can to help me out medically, and I'm sticking around. I'm not being the first person eliminated once again. And you tell Cynthia that she can *%$!& !-"
"Okay, that's enough," Jet shouts. "I wasn't clear enough on what was allowed in this challenge. Cynthia won't be thrown out of the game, but she will be watched very closely the rest of the way. Unohana, I give you full permission to use your zanpakuto, so you'll be able to cure that scar, but Sabrina will have to sit the rest of this one out."
"Very well then," Unohana says. "I'll heal Sabrina, and you continue the challenge."
"All right," Jet says. "Everyone back to your positions! And no picking up the glass! Survivors ready? Go!"
Loly finds Yoruichi right away, then tackles her to the ground. She manages to stomp on Yoruichi's back several times before Yoruichi can roll away. Haruka runs into Ami, who pushes her away.
"What's the matter, little girl?" Haruka yells at Ami.
"There's no problem, *#&$," Ami yells back, using a homophobic slur.
Haruka is furious, and she throws Ami onto the glass. This happens right as Loly kicks a piece of glass with her boot at Yoruichi. Jet immediately stops the challenge once more.
"You Villains just can't play nice," he states. "The glass was not meant to be a weapon. Haruka and Loly, you sit down, you're both out of the challenge. Ami, Yoruichi, you need to see medical?"
"I do, because of that *%$!" Ami yells, using a different homophobic slur.
"I'll be okay," Yoruichi says.
"Very well then," Jet says. "Get medical over to Ami. Yoruichi, you may stay in this challenge. No more playing with glass, everyone! Survivors ready? Go!"
With players taking great caution to avoid the glass, they walk back onto the sandy beach, then being digging for balls again. Asuka grabs a ball but it is stolen out of her hand by Prussia, who then throws it into the Brains' net.
"You fool!" Asuka yells at Prussia.
Light Yagami, meanwhile, finds a ball, then launches it over everyone's heads. It ends up somehow landing in the Heroes' net. Sango puts a ball in the Villains' net, while Tatsuki puts one in the Crazy net, leaving every tribe with 1.
"Hey, everyone!" Haruhi yells. "3 Villains out of this challenge? Doesn't it make sense to go after their net?"
"Shut up, you *#$!" Loly yells at Haruhi. "You're just a piece of #$*&!"
Haruhi ignores Loly, grabbing a ball and putting it in the Villains' net, putting them at 2. Seeing his team's chances in trouble, Light begins to dig furiously, and he finds a ball and tosses it in the Brawn net, putting them at 2 as well.
"2 tribes in a lot of trouble!" Jet yells.
Minako finds a ball and tosses it in the Brains' net, putting them at 2. Then Enobaria grabs a ball and throws it as hard as she can, even as being tackled by Kenpachi. Her ball bounces off the crossbar of her own net, then fortuitously spins back and ends up barely going into the Brawn net.
"That's it! Brawn is eliminated and will head to Tribal Council tonight! You Brawn players, off the beach, and don't step on the glass!"
The Brawn tribe dejectedly walks off the beach, with Yoruichi staring angrily at Loly.
"Everyone else is still in play! Survivors ready? Go!"
Silver grabs a ball and tosses it in the Heroes' net, putting them at 2. Kaname Chidori fights hard and tosses a ball into the Crazy net to put them at 2 as well. With every tribe a ball away from elimination, the players start digging as furiously as possible, trying to find what remaining balls there are. Finally Anise Tatlin finds a ball and throws it up. It ends up right in Giselle's lap, and she drops it in the Heroes' net to eliminate them.
"Heroes eliminated!" Jet yells. "Everyone on the Heroes tribe off the beach!"
Finnick shakes his head as his tribe walks off the beach slowly.
"You other three tribes are still in play! Survivors ready? Go!"
Almost immediately, Enobaria picks up a half-dug-up ball and tosses it to Light Yagami. Light then stands there with the ball, trying to choose which net to put it in.
"Put it in the Crazy net!" Loly yells.
But Light doesn't listen to Loly, and instead drops it in the Brains net.
"And that's it! Brains are eliminated, while Crazy and Villains… win immunity!"
The Brains walk off the beach while Light looks over at Jet with confusion.
"What about reward?" he asks him.
"Silly me, I forgot!" Jet shouts. "Challenge back on! Crazy and Villains, first to put it in the others' net wins reward! Survivors ready? Go!"
Kenpachi digs crazily and ends up unearthing a ball. He tosses it over to Asuka, who gives it to Roxanne. With Light desperately defending his own goal, Roxanne fakes a pass to Haruhi, then throws the ball past Light and into the goal for the win!
"Crazy tribe… wins reward!" Jet screams.
Haruhi runs over to Kenpachi and grabs him in celebration, while Giselle gives a high five to Anise. Roxanne says a quick prayer.
"Come over here, you two winning tribes," Jet states.
The two winning tribes walk over to the immunity idols of Jet's likeness.
"Each tribe, grab an idol and enjoy your victory. Crazy tribe, you guys also got yourselves a reward. Come grab your comfort."
The Crazy tribe picks up the pillows and blankets, while Sabrina and Ami are all better from their injuries thanks to Unohana's zanpakuto.
"Each tribe, back in your boats. This beach is only for challenges. My crew will get to work on cleaning up the beach. You guys will head to your home beaches for the first time, except for the Brawn tribe – who will be headed straight to Tribal."
The Brawn tribe simply shakes their heads as they climb into their speedboat, along with the other four tribes getting into their boats.
Tribal Council
(Brawn)
(Sango, Minako, Sabrina, Temari, Silver, Yoruichi)
The six members of the Brawn tribe walk into the Tribal Council area, where Ancient Rome is waiting. None of them recognize him, but they walk over to their torches.
"Behind each of you is a torch," Ancient Rome says. "Use it to get fire, because in this game, fire represents life. Once it is gone, so are you."
The players get fire on their torches, then have a seat.
"Let's get right to it," Ancient Rome states. "You guys lost in the very first challenge of the game. That's all I know, so how about you guys tell me about it?"
"Well, that *$#!-ing Cynthia grabbed a piece of glass and struck me in the face with it," Sabrina tells Rome. "Look, she's a pain in the butt and it's not fair that she was able to injure me and get away with it. She injured me, and thus I was out of the challenge. Really nothing you can do when you get shorthanded in the challenge."
"I was also injured in the challenge," Yoruichi says. "But I shook mine off and continued on. Sabrina's not at fault for getting hurt, and I completely understand why she's upset. I just don't know what we were supposed to do once we were put at such a disadvantage."
"I have a couple of former winners here, I see," Ancient Rome says. "Sango, you won the very first Survivor back in Feudal Japan. Are you worried that getting voted out first would hurt your legacy?"
"Yes, I am in fact," Sango states. "I know that all the gold I got from winning the first game really has helped out Miroku & my children, but I realize that if I was voted out first, I'd look like a disappointment, and I don't want that."
"How about you, Minako? You won in Hikawa Shrine quite easily, but this is a whole new game."
"Yes, I realize that," Minako says. "My opponents in Hikawa Shrine were my friends, and they gave me the million without a question. But I don't have many friends out here. I have to make them. I hope that four of these five will come with me and be my friends, as it's going to be a long road."
"Of course you are referring to the fact that one of you six won't be making the trip to your beach," Ancient Rome says. "One of you in fact won't ever be at the home beach of your tribe."
"It's a tough situation," Temari says. "I don't think we deserve too much blame. It was more of a situation where the Villains purposely decided to take us out first."
"Not too much blame?" Ancient Rome wonders. "Temari, or shall I call you 'Queen Temari' as you were called by Loly Aivirrne back in Xing, it's you guys' fault you lost. In Survivor there are no excuses. Wake up girl!"
"Excuse me, Grandpa Rome," Temari replies, "but you aren't playing this game. I am. You are just here to go over the proceedings."
"I'm trying to help you out, actually," Ancient Rome says. "If you don't wake up and realize that you are already in a great heap of trouble, you won't make it to the end like you did last time."
"I think you got to give Temari a break," Silver says. "All of us need a break, in fact. We were targeted from the beginning, and we lost. That's the way it goes sometimes. Five of us will come back stronger than we were in the first place."
"But one of you won't come back at all," Ancient Rome says. "And that is the problem."
"It's a big problem with no solution except to vote out the weak link," Yoruichi says. "We may have a lot of brawn on this tribe, but one of us isn't as strong as the others, and they need to go home now."
"Sabrina, worried it might be you, again?" Ancient Rome asks.
"Absolutely," Sabrina responds. "But I think I might be a good kind of weak. I'm not going to win this game – you know that right now. I just want to stick around for a while, and I'm willing to help out anyone I can along the way."
"That kind of talk sounds like a loser right there," Ancient Rome says. "Minako, do you want to play with losers or with winners?"
"Well, I got to be honest, Grandpa," Minako replies. "I got my win last time by playing with a whole boatload of losers. It happens."
"Sango, I know your victory wasn't with a bunch of losers," Ancient Rome states. "These are tough opponents you've got here, even tougher than your first go-around. Does that make things easier when choosing who to vote out?"
"There's nothing easy about this vote, Mr. Rome," Sango says. "It's going to be a really tough one, and I hope just to survive it."
"That is the name of the game, isn't it?" Ancient Rome says. "Well, one of you isn't going to survive the first day, as it is time to vote, and Minako, you're up first."
The classic Tribal Council music plays as the players go to vote.
Minako goes to vote.
"Sorry, Sabrina, I gotta vote for you," Minako says. "Nothing personal meant by it, sorry!"
Sabrina goes to vote.
"Minako, my vote is for you," Sabrina says. "You're too carefree to play this game."
Sango goes to vote.
Silver goes to vote.
Temari goes to vote.
Yoruichi goes to vote.
After the players come back from voting, Ancient Rome says, "I'll go tally the votes."
Ancient Rome floats over to the voting booth, grabs the urn, then floats back to the players.
"Once the votes are read, the decision is final, and the person will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately," Ancient Rome says. "I'll read the votes."
He pulls out the first vote.
"Sabrina," he reads.
Sabrina nods as Ancient Rome takes out the next vote.
"Minako," he says. "One vote Sabrina, one vote Minako."
He pulls out the next vote.
"Sabrina," he reads. "That's two votes Sabrina, one vote Minako."
He opens up the next vote.
"Sabrina," he says. "Three votes Sabrina, one vote Minako, two votes left."
Sabrina realizes the inevitable at this point.
"First person voted out of Survivor: Crazy All-Stars, Sabrina. That's four, and it is enough. You need to bring me your torch."
Sabrina nods again, then stands up. She grabs her torch, then walks over solemnly to Ancient Rome with it.
"Sabrina, the tribe has spoken," Ancient Rome tells her. "It's time for you to go."
Ancient Rome snuffs out Sabrina's torch, then Sabrina walks out of the Tribal Council area.
"Clearly this vote was about voting out the weakest link," Ancient Rome says. "You have done that, and let's see if you can now win a challenge. A boat to your camp is awaiting. Grab your torches, head back to camp, good night."
The players take their torches and head to the boat.
"It's really not fair that I was voted out first," Sabrina says. "I was perceived as the weak link because I was beat up by Cynthia. But that's not true at all, and I don't think I was given a fair shake at this game. It's just too bad. I'm glad this is the end of Survivor, because I'm sick and tired of losing."
Who voted for whom:
Minako – Sabrina
Sabrina – Minako
Sango – Sabrina
Silver – Sabrina
Temari – Sabrina
Yoruichi – Sabrina
Day 2
Villains Tribe
(Light, Haruka, Prussia, Cynthia, Loly, Enobaria)
After spending the night sleeping in the sand because they were exhausted from the previous day, the tribe goes to work that morning on building their shelter. Haruka, who brought her sword, begins cutting down some logs, along with Light.
"I see you don't get along with Ami," Light mentions to Haruka.
"Don't we all have someone we hate?" Haruka replies. "Actually it's more that she hates me, because my lover is a female."
"I see," Light responds. "I don't really hate anyone out here – I don't really know anyone out here, actually."
"That's a little hard to believe," Haruka says, as she cuts down another log. "You cross me, and you'll have a sword up your butt."
"Yes, mistress," Light replies sarcastically.
Haruka laughs. "I think I don't hate you that bad," she says. "You'd be a fun person to drag along to the end."
"Not sure who'd be doing the dragging, but I'm willing to work with you," Light responds. "The one we've obviously got to get rid of immediately is the so-called 'queen' Cynthia."
Haruka tosses a log to Light. "So we need four. Which two do we bring with us?"
"There's three choices. We gotta pick two, and I get the feeling they're all insane," Light says.
As he is saying this, Enobaria walks over to help the two out.
"Whatcha talking about?" she asks.
"Making an alliance," Haruka replies, much to Light's amazement.
"Fine. I'm in," Enobaria states. "You want loyalty? I've been loyal to my comrades in 2 Hunger Games. Can't get more loyal than that."
"Okay, I like it," Haruka responds.
"Good," Light says. "That makes three. We need one more. Who do we go to, Prussia or Loly?"
"Loly's certifiably insane," Enobaria comments. "She's over there talking about how she wants to rip the throat out of one of her opponents."
"Which one?" Light asks.
"Someone named Haruhi Suzumiya," Enobaria answers.
"Oh, I know her," Light says. "She was on my season. Also certifiably insane."
"She hates her so bad, she's willing to risk her part in this game," Enobaria states.
"Then let's forget her," Light replies.
"No," Haruka states. "It makes perfect sense to bring her along with us. Think about it: she hates that girl. I hate Ami. We have personal vendettas against those people. I'm sure if you think about it hard enough, you can find someone to hate in this game."
"I don't like Finnick, for one," Enobaria states.
"Okay, and you, Light?" Haruka asks.
"I don't know, I guess Meilin, cause she won my season over me," Light responds.
"Good. We get Loly as part of our alliance, then the four of us rampage through this game," Haruka states.
Light thinks about it for a moment. "Haruka – Enobaria – Light – Loly. We're the HELL alliance."
Haruka chuckles. "I like you, boy. And we're going to unleash hell on everyone in this game."
"This HELL alliance – it's my ticket to go really far in the game," Light says. "Last time it was my fake romance with Erika and my love-hate relationship with Ryoko Hakubi."
"I'm not sure who these people are, but I like them already," Haruka says. "Light's so conniving, he can do all the work for our alliance. Enobaria can be the brawn of the alliance. And Loly? She doesn't even need to know that she's in an alliance. It's going to be hell for the other 26 players."
Heroes Tribe
(Finnick, Kagome, Toshiro, America, Candice, Kaname)
The Heroes tribe has already put together their shelter, thanks to the strong arms of Finnick and the quick strength of Toshiro. Now Kagome and Toshiro are relaxing in it.
"Do you still love InuYasha?" Toshiro asks Kagome.
"I've been with you for six years, silly little boy," Kagome replies. "Of course I love you over him now."
"Well, I just want to make sure!" Toshiro replies with a blush.
"Little Shiro is a funny guy," Kagome says. "But he's not just my loved one. He's someone who I can rely on in this game to perhaps get back to the Final 3, and this time win it all. I'd love to be sitting right next to him at the Final Tribal Council."
Finnick, meanwhile, is talking to America.
"You think pretty highly of yourself, don't you?" he asks.
"I'm America!" America replies. "Of course!"
"But shouldn't you try to be more humble if you want to go far in this game?" Finnick questions him.
"Hey, it worked for me last time!" America responds.
"America… well, he's a little special," Finnick says. "He's too caught up in himself to think logically at this game, and that's going to be his downfall."
Kaname and Candice, meanwhile, make a pact.
"I saw your performance in Xing, and I was very impressed," Candice says. "I think you're someone I can trust."
"Thanks," Kaname replies.
"Because of that, I'd like to make an alliance with you."
"Sure! But who else is going to be part of it?"
"I'd bring in Kagome and Toshiro."
"Kaname will be a good alliance mate to have in this game," Candice says. "She's very trustworthy, as she proved in Xing. My hope is that she'll be a little too trustworthy for her own good, and as a result allow me to control her votes."
So later that day Candice talks with Kagome and Toshiro.
"Kaname and I would like to bring you two into our alliance," she tells them.
"Fine with me," Toshiro replies. "But who would we go after first?"
"Pardon me for interrupting," Kagome says, "but Finnick seems pretty strong, and it would be a poor idea most likely to vote him out. What do you say?"
"I think your idea is valid," Candice says. "But I'm not sure voting out America first is the right call. Perhaps since Finnick has won the game before, he might be less trustworthy than we think."
"I want to make sure I make the right decisions to start this game," Candice says. "I was never given a chance with Cynthia gunning for me last time. Now that I've got an opportunity, I want to take advantage of it."
Tribal Council
(Heroes)
The Heroes tribe walks into the Tribal Council area.
"Behind each of you is a torch," Tuxedo Mask, the co-host, tells them. "Use it to get fire, this is part of the ritual of Tribal Council. In this game, fire represents your life; once it is gone, so are you."
The players do so, then take their seats.
"You guys didn't want to be here right off the bat, but indeed, here you are," Tuxedo Mask says. "Having lost the first immunity challenge, how do you improve?"
"I think it takes a lot of hard work," Finnick says. "We work on getting better for the next challenge."
"But one of you won't get to participate in that next challenge, because you'll be home."
"We realize that," Toshiro says. "That's why we make up our minds to send home the weakest player, in order to not lose another challenge."
"Who is the weakest player in this tribe, America?"
"It's obviously not me, because I'm America!" America exclaims. "No one beats me!"
"Okay, but I was hoping for an answer."
"I'll give you one," Finnick replies. "I think it's America."
"Really?" Tuxedo Mask responds. "So there's a clear disagreement here as to who the worst player is."
"I'm not so sure about that," Toshiro breaks in. "I just think there's a potential disagreement over who deserves to go home."
"And why is that?"
"It's mainly because America doesn't think he's the weakest, but generally everyone else thinks he is," Kagome says. "And as a result, there's a bit of conflict between America and everyone else."
"There's no way I'm the weakest!" America shouts. "This is ridiculous!"
"America, you're not helping your case," Candice says.
"How will this vote be decided, Kaname?" Tuxedo Mask asks.
"I think it already has been decided," Kaname replies. "It's a relatively simple decision."
"If it is, then let's get to it. America, you're up first."
The new Tribal Council music plays as the players go to vote.
America goes to vote.
"I'm voting for you, Finnick, because you question whether I'm the best!" America says.
Candice goes to vote.
Finnick goes to vote.
"Easy one," he says, showing his vote for America.
Kagome goes to vote.
Kaname goes to vote.
Toshiro goes to vote.
After Toshiro Hitsugaya comes back from voting, Tuxedo Mask says, "I'll go tally the votes."
Tuxedo Mask grabs the voting urn, mixes up the votes, then returns to the players.
"Once the votes are read, the decision is final, and the person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. I'll read the votes."
He pulls out the first vote.
"America."
America shakes his head.
"Finnick. That's one vote America, one vote Finnick."
Finnick simply looks on.
"America. Two votes America, one vote Finnick."
Tuxedo Mask pulls out the next vote.
"America. Three votes America, one vote Finnick."
"I can't believe it!" America says.
"Second person voted out of Survivor: Crazy All-Stars, America. That's four, that's enough, no need to reveal the other vote. The last vote will remain a mystery. You need to bring me your torch."
America angrily gets up, grabs his torch, then brings it over to Tuxedo Mask.
"America, the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go."
Tuxedo Mask snuffs out America's torch, then America leaves.
"Not a tough first vote, but these votes will start getting tough if you don't stop losing. Grab your torches, head back to camp, good night."
The players head on their way back to camp.
"No fair!" America says. "Those guys are morons for voting me out! It makes no sense to get rid of a great guy like me! In fact, to steal a line from my pal Prussia, I'm too awesome to go home! I should have stayed!"
Who voted for whom:
America – Finnick
Candice - America
Finnick – America
Kagome – America
Kaname – America
Toshiro – America
Day 3
Crazy Tribe
(Asuka, Haruhi, Roxanne, Kenpachi, Giselle, Anise)
Roxanne looks with disgust at her tribemates lying around on their comfortable pillows and blankets.
"This has got to be the laziest tribe ever!" she complains. "You know, Arceus looks down on those who are lazy."
"Is he making his list and checking it twice?" Giselle retorts. "Gonna find out who's naughty or nice?"
"Silence nonbeliever!" Roxanne yells back.
"Giselle is purposely trying to get under my skin," Roxanne says. "I pray to Arceus that I don't let her get the better of me."
Kenpachi spends his time outside the shelter exercising, while Roxanne prays at the shore. The other four just lay around. Asuka and Haruhi also find stuff to complain about.
"This sucks," Asuka says. "I was hoping I'd be on a more interesting tribe."
"I'm just upset that Loly's in this game," Haruhi complains. "She is such a brat!"
"Oh, shut up you two," Anise says. "Look at the bright side, we won our challenge."
"Who cares?" Asuka replies. "It just means three more days with you losers."
Giselle gets a bit annoyed, and decides to go eat some rice. As she cooks it, she notices a note hidden at the bottom of the pile of rice.
" 'This is a clue to a hidden immunity idol,'" she reads.
She then notices that the note includes a map with an X on it.
"They made this thing too easy," Giselle says. "Way too simple to find this idol."
She follows the map, then finds an approximate spot for the X and begins to dig. As she digs, she is spotted by Anise, who walks over to her from the shelter.
"Whatcha doing?" Anise asks.
"Nothing," an angry Giselle replies.
"Oh, I know what you're doing," Anise states. "I just want to watch as you find it, then tell everyone about it."
"Go ahead, then!" Giselle shouts back.
She begins digging furiously, then finds something. She pulls it out, with two notes attached to it. She quickly pockets the notes while Anise looks at the item.
"An immunity idol, huh?" Anise says.
"Yeah, so what about it?" Giselle replies.
"Well, you're now a threat!" Anise exclaims. "You deserve to be voted out!"
"Fine, whatever!" Giselle yells back.
"After I tell everyone that Giselle has the hidden immunity idol, they'll be sure to vote her out," Anise says. "Then I'll be well on my way to getting my strong alliance!"
So as Anise runs off to the shelter to tell the others about Giselle's idol, Giselle pulls out the pieces of paper from her pocket.
"Might as well read these."
She pulls them out and is quite surprised by what she reads.
" 'This is a fake immunity idol,'" she reads the first note.
Pulling out the second note, she finds it to be a surprise as well.
" 'This fake idol is a clue to the real idol,'" she reads the second note.
She then notices that the idol is of a figure next to a rock and a palm tree. She looks up and sees a palm tree on the beach next to a big rock.
"Ah! I've solved the puzzle!" Giselle says. "I'll go find the real idol, then show the others this note that my idol is a fake!"
So Giselle quietly slips the second note into the fire, while hanging onto the first note, and the fake idol. She is on her way over to the rock and the palm tree when Roxanne notices her.
"What are you doing out here?" Roxanne asks. "You're acting so useless!"
"Hey, guess what?" Giselle tells Roxanne. "I got myself a hidden immunity idol!"
"Throw that thing away!" Roxanne shouts. "Arceus disapproves of all idols!"
"It's just a toy!" Giselle yells back.
"Giselle is so annoying," Roxanne says. "I pray to Arceus I don't kill her before our time is up out here."
Giselle waits for Roxanne to be out of sight before going over to the rock next to the palm tree. She then digs under the rock and finds herself a new package.
"Jackpot!" Giselle says. "This is the real deal this time. And I'm going to fool everyone at the same time."
She re-buries the idol in the same place, then walks back to the shelter and lies down.
"So, guess what?" she tells the others.
"What?" an annoyed Asuka asks.
"I found an idol, but it was a fake," Giselle tells them.
"Really?" Anise asks.
"Yeah, look at the note I got with it," Giselle says.
Anise reads the note, then looks at the idol.
"So what are you going to do with it?" she asks.
"I don't know," Giselle states. "You can have it. Use it as a paperweight or something."
Giselle tosses the idol over to Anise, who stares at it inquisitively.
"Ha! Fooled them again!" Giselle says. "Now they don't realize that I have a real idol, while at the same time taking the bullseye off my back! I'm just so good at this game!"
Brains Tribe
(Ami, Meilin, Rukia, China, Whitney, Tatsuki)
As the Brains tribe prepares for the upcoming vote, Rukia and Tatsuki decide to talk with Whitney and Meilin.
"You two have won this game," Tatsuki says. "As has my good friend Rukia here. So I think you two would be the perfect people to have an alliance with."
"Agreed," Whitney replies.
"I'm not so sure," Meilin states.
"Why not?" Tatsuki asks.
"I never really had an alliance in the season that I won," Meilin explains. "I'd rather go it alone, without an alliance."
"That's just foolhardy," Rukia states. "All you're doing is setting yourself up for failure."
"I don't care!" Meilin exclaims. "I play my own way! And you're not going to convince me otherwise!"
"Meilin's problem is that she won the game because of bizarre circumstances," Rukia says. "I watched her season – she won because of an extremely bitter jury. She had found a way to make it to the end while only voting out one of the seven jury members. Now she thinks she can win the game again by playing the same way, and it's simply not going to work. She's got to think bigger, or she's going home."
Ami talks with China and Whitney later in the day.
"You two are very smart, you've both won this game, haven't you?" Ami says. "So make an alliance with me. I want an alliance of three to carry me through this game."
"Sounds good to me!" China exclaims.
"I don't know…" Whitney says.
"Are you hedging your bets?" Ami asks. "You can't do that, Whitney. You've got to choose one way or another. If it's to vote me out first, so be it. But I'm playing to win this game, not to just go far."
"I don't want to vote you out," Whitney says. "You seem like too good of a player for us to just get rid of you right away."
"But then who will you vote out?" China asks.
"I don't know," Whitney says. "I guess I am hedging my bets. I'm not sure who to vote out, and I'm very confused right now."
"Make the smart move," Ami says. "That's the only way to play."
"I am so conflicted," Whitney says. "I've got Ami almost begging me to vote her out, because she's playing so aggressively. Meanwhile, China's being very passive – and then there's Rukia and Tatsuki trying to get me in their alliance. I really don't know who to go with."
Tribal Council
(Brains)
The Brains tribe walks into the Tribal Council area, noticing a very creepy-looking Caesar Flickerman.
"Welcome to Tribal Council," he says creepily. "Behind each of you is a torch. Take it and get fire. This is part of the ritual of Tribal Council. In this game, fire represents life. Once it is gone, so are you."
The players take their torches and get fire, before going back to their seats.
"Let's talk about this first three days out here," Caesar says. "Whitney, have you made any alliances out here?"
"That's not something I want to talk about," Whitney says. "My vote right now is totally up in the air. You could say I'm the swing vote."
"Interesting," Caesar replies. "China, have you noticed any talks about alliances early on?"
"Yes, I have," China says. "Right now I'm in an alliance with Ami."
Rukia and Tatsuki look at each other with surprise.
"Tatsuki, I noticed that you and Rukia looked surprised to hear that," Caesar says.
"Well, if China's going to make it so clear that he's got an opposing alliance, it's something that Rukia and I have to be careful of," Tatsuki states.
"Tatsuki and I are friends outside of the game," Rukia explains. "We're going to vote together regardless of how things go. We've got to think about how we're going to handle these early-game situations."
"Indeed, moves early on in the game can affect things much later on in the game," Caesar states.
"I think that everyone's thinking way too far ahead," Meilin says.
"Look who's talking," Whitney tells Meilin. "You don't want to be in any alliance with anyone."
"I just want to survive this vote, okay?" Meilin replies. "You guys can worry about your alliances and all. I'm just trying to hang around."
"I'm not sure what you even mean by that," Caesar states. "By not getting into an alliance, you're risking being voted out right away."
"Meilin is trying to play a certain way – a certain stupid way," Ami says. "And that's been my problem all the times I've played – people are so stupid who I play with, and it ends up messing up my game."
"I can't imagine insulting your fellow competitors is the way to go here," Caesar says.
"Ami and I know what we're doing," China states, causing Rukia and Tatsuki to raise their eyebrows.
"Very well then. It is time to vote. Ami, you're up first."
The Tribal Council theme plays as the players go to vote.
Ami goes to vote.
"This vote's for you, Tatsuki," Ami says. "You seem too stupid to be on the Brains tribe. I don't know how you got here."
China goes to vote.
Meilin goes to vote.
Rukia goes to vote.
Tatsuki goes to vote.
Whitney goes to vote.
"I'll go tally the votes," Caesar says, as the players have all come back from voting.
Caesar gathers the votes, rearranges them, then returns to the players.
"Once the votes are read, the decision is final, and the person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. I'll read the votes."
Caesar pulls out the first vote.
"Tatsuki."
He pulls out the second vote.
"Ami."
He takes out the third vote.
"Tatsuki. Two votes Tatsuki, one vote Ami, three votes left."
He pulls out the next vote.
"China."
China looks a bit surprised.
"China. Two votes China, two votes Tatsuki, one vote Ami, one vote left."
Caesar pulls out the final vote and opens it extremely slowly.
"Third person voted out of Survivor: Crazy All-Stars…"
He opens the vote fully.
"China."
China gets up sadly, shaking Ami's hand.
"You need to bring me your torch."
China grabs his torch and walks over to Caesar.
"China, the tribe has spoken."
Caesar snuffs out China's torch.
"It's time for you to go."
China walks out of the Tribal Council area sadly.
"From what I could tell from China's reaction, that was a –hashtag- blindside. Grab your torches, head back to camp, good night."
The players take their torches back to their camp.
"I was shocked to be voted out so early," China says. "I guess it happens though. I won the first time I prayed the game and I am vely happy about that."
Who voted for whom:
Ami – Tatsuki
China – Tatsuki
Meilin – Ami
Rukia – China
Tatsuki – China
Whitney – China
Scenes from our next episode:
The HELL alliance meets Queen Cynthia:
"All you fools, bow down before me," Cynthia says. "You are nothing but grains of sand under my toes."
"Yes, your majesty," Light replies, and buries his face into the sand before Cynthia's feet.
Rukia tries to diffuse a tough situation with Ami:
"I can explain, Ami," Rukia says.
"Don't bother!" Ami shouts back. "You want to play that way, fine!"
And the challenge gets violent once more:
"Stop the challenge! I'm throwing you out for your rough behavior!"