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5 seconds later
Why does this always happen to me? I mean I am devoted to baby Jesus and what not.
Sort of.
In a wayey type way.
Ok so I'm not so faithful to baby Jesus, but you get le point. I hope.
At this particular moment full of awkward-nosity, I'm feeling some resentment from the guys upstairs.
I mean Emma is doing that starey stare, glarey glare thing at me and Dave, who is still sitting quietly on the bed beside me, is just looking around the room as if nothing is happening, no fisticuffs at dawn are about to break out.
Me, I'm not so sure. I was waiting patiently.
10 seconds later
Ok so maybe I don't have the whole patient thing down, but I mean come on, I can see why Laugh was cheating.
Not that he was cheating with me.
With anyone.
Much.
1 second later
"Dave, I' m so sorry that this has happened to you. You don't have to explain anything. I know what Georgia is like, making her way through half of the English population. I've been hearing a LOT about her. It's quite sad actually, how she launches herself onto the first thing that moves, but I know how strong our relationship is, so as long as you stop all contact with that slut, we can move on."
And she smiled. She actually smiled; I do not lie.
Well that's not entirely true, but at that exact moment I did not lie.
I was too shocked to speak. I think Dave was as well. We just stared at her like two goosegogs-a-gog.
Tres tres a-gog, I must say.
How dare she accuse me willy nilly (hehe willy nilly) of things that are too untrue to speak of?
I will give her a piece of my mind, if I ever recover from the shock of it.
Mr. Laugh stood up and walked straight up to his giiirlfriend. Thank baby Jesus one of us did something; I was starting to think I was dreaming. You know, like one of those dreams where everything just freezes and then there's a huge noise and you wake and think, what just happened, but then you realize it was all a dream and what not and reeeeally it was just some twit who had fallen over and made a MEGA noise and woken you up from a tres tres weirdo dream?
No?
I think I'm going crazy from the shock of it all.
I am soooo not a slut.
Am I?
No!
Yes?
No!
Anyway, back to the matter at hand.
So there was Dave.
And Emma. How could I forget her? Well I didn't really forget because..
Shut up, shut up!!!!
"What did you just say? You are meant to be my girlfriend and, I'm sorry, what did you just call my best giiiiirl friend?"
I feel stoked, I must say.
I mean Dave is by best boooy friend matey as well. It just feels good for him to say it to me. Well technically he didn't say it to me; he actually said it to Emma.
Oh well, watcha gonna do.
Abolutley nothing.
Because, as it is mon chummy wummies, I am still in a state of shocknosity.
Yes, shocknosity.
I have said it before but I will say it again; I am completely and utterly bonkers.
Anyways, so Dave was still looking at Emma, all interrogating like.
"I said I have been hearing a lot about Georgia and how much of a slut she is. My cousin Lindsey, a prefect at her school, has been telling me stuff. Loooads of stuff."
Oh. My. Giddy. God.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, I just HAD to get that out of my system.
Emma is wet Lindsey's cousin!!!
Oh now I feel sorry for the poor girl. I mean to call me a slut is one thing.
But to have wet Lindsey as a cousin is a completely different story. I plucked up some courage and walked over to Emma.
"I am so very sorry," I said, and patted her shoulder.
I think she took my sudden outburst of kindness the wrong way, because she instantly turned and glared right into my face.
I was just about to ask for some personal space, because in fact, she was invading my peeeersonal bubble.
I mean a bubbles a bubble. And MY bubble is private.
Except for the occasional snogee.
And jazzy spazzy, mon besty pally.
Oh and Libbs. She finds her way in some…shuddup SHUDDUP!!!
Enough with the bubbles already.
"Ciao Georgia, I'm, how you say, surprised to find you here with, ahhh, him" and Masimo pointed his lovely Italian finger at Dave.
Wait wait wait. Back track puh-leeease. Masimo is back? From Italy? Already?
W-O-W.
Oh no, do I have enough make up on? After me blubbing it probably looks awful. I'm doomed. DOOOOOMED.
Dave looked shocked as well. I think I read disappointment in his features as well, but it was too well hidden to be sure.
Dave sighed.
"Emma I'm so sorry but this just isn't working for me. I know we both feel this way, so I think we should just say goodbye. If you can't accept my friends, then we can't be together" he grimaced.
I don't think Emma took it that well.
She slapped him and with a look of rage and hatred pasted plainly on her face, said "You're just as bad as she is!! I thought we had something. I can't believe you would do this to me, especially after you crowned me kittykat. Not her, ME. I' am absolutely disgusted. Arrrrgh!!!!" and she ran out of the room, blubbing, leaving my name behind forever.
I must say I felt sorry for the girl.
After all that had happened, I could still find it in my heart to think of others.
I know, sometimes I think I' am just too kind for my own good.
10 seconds later
"So kittykat, are you coming back to the party, or are you going to hang out with your hand bag over there, who doesn't have any PANTS!"
"No, no, I have pants. Si? Si? And what is handbag? Are you being mean?" being mean? I thought only girls said that. Oh well, ho hum pigs bum. He is very gorrrgey.
"No Masimo, I wouldn't dream of being meeean. Especially to a homosexual" Masimos features contorted with rage,
"How dare you!" Masimo strode over to where Dave was standing and slapped him.
What!
What??
10 minutes later
Walking home
Well I must say, for the third time tonight, I' am extremely and utterly shocked.
Masimo actually slapped Dave. I mean as in a girly slap!
I' am full of confusiosity.
After Masimo slapped Dave, he looked a little surprised. It was short lived though because then he started laughing his PANTS off. It really was quite full of hilarinosity. Masimo didn't see it like that and stormed out of Ro Ro's house. I ran after him, though not before giving Dave a sympathy look.
So everything with Masimo is all patched up, after I explained that Dave is a little high after someone spiked his drink.
A little extreme, I know, but it was the first thing that I could think of.
Quite sad really.
Late
Bed of nothing
I feel nothing. I wonder why that is?
I mean I have my coolio boyfriend Masimo.
I have my ace gang.
And I have my newly single guy best mate. Strictly mate.
Thought he is beyond the valley of hotnosity and laughnosity….
And he is a biscuit.
Ring Ring Ring Ring.
Who is calling at 1.. 2… no wait 3 in the morning???
Ahhh. I see the sadnosity of my life.
It is in fact 3 in the afternoon.
Blimey.
Oh wait the phone.
"MUTTI, VATI, PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!"
"Get it yourself Georgia! It's always one of your sneaky little friends trying to undermine the peace in this house!"
Sneaky little friends?
Undermine?
Peace????
Incredible what vati's can come up with these days.
Absolutely incredible.
At the phone
"Allo, c'est Georgia."
"Ah Allo. C'est Jas"
Silence….
Crickets….
Silence….
"JAS!"
"Oh right, um, your not going to like this much, Gee."
"Continueeee"
"So don't get made OK? I' m JUST the messenger."
"Yes Jazzy Spazzy. Spit it out"
"Soooo, I heard from tom that Robbie told hom that he saw Masimo Kissing Wet Lindsey last night at the park, after you left the party…"
SLAM.
For all you slow people out there, that was me slamming down the phone.
On Jas.
Because she so totally deserved it.
5 minutes later
I have decided with all the dignity of a sex kitty, I will go to Masimo's house and have a very serious discussion to him about what and what not to do in a relationship.
Being specific, in OUR relationship.
And kissing WET LINDSEY, COUSIN OF DAVES EX-SNOGGING PARTNER, is defiantly, a what not to do.
20 minutes later
I' am cool as a cucumber in black leggings (its V. nippy noodles) white mini skirt, white halter neck, black coat and black boots. Makeup front done, I just need to get out the door.
Hmmmmmm?
"I' m off to the fish market, I hear there are some great buys. Ellen's cousins step cousin owns a stall down here. I'll be back in a few!" and I bustled out the door as quick as fish sticks.
1 minute later
HeHe; fishsticks.
30 minutes later
I think I' am lost. I mean I know I have been to Masimo's house before you fools, but I think I may be well and truly lost. I mean Masimo's neighbourhod was nice. I' am in a street where nothing is moving and on either side of the street there are abandoned factories that make me shiver.
AND I'm in Bogan-ville. BOGAN-VILLE!
I' am as dead as two things are dead.
Deader, in fact.
10 minutes later
I have decided to stay the night, as the heel on one of my boots has just snapped and I' am on the verge of a severe meltdown.
They were my fav as well.
Stupid Masimo and stupid Wet Lindsey.
I started blubbing.
I was probably going to doe here, all aloney on my owney.
I spotted a box and am now heading straight towards it.
It's dark, I' m cold and I' m alone. Kill me.
Now.
10 years later (not literally you foooools)
I heard hurries footsteps and swiveled my head up, quick smart.
"Hello?" I said as I peered into the pitch black street.
"I have a gun!" I tried to sound menacing, but I wasn't even fooling myself.
The person chuckled and I knew who it was in an instant!
I could nearly cry as I ran over and hugged him and cried, in a small and frightened voice,
"DAVE!"
Sort of a cliffy, but not really.
I was going to leave it so that you didn't know who it was that found Gee, but that would be just evil.
Tell me if you think I ramble on too much because I always get the feeling I do. Anyway be honest!! I have more chapters to write but don't blame me if they take long! It's at the end of the year nearly and I have loads of HW, but when summer holz come, I' m free for 8 WEEKS!!!! Yay!
Xoxo liv