Konoha Dating Service

YAY!! NEXT CHAPTER!!! This chapter the professionals come in!

Disclaimer: read the first chapters….

On with the insanity!!!

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Chapter 2: The Pervert and The Professionals

It was a nice sunny day outside in the village of Konoha, much to the displeasure of the girls of the Konoha Dating Service, since they had no business what so ever.

"There's nothing to do…"Bluey whined.

"Shouldn't we be matching people up?" Erru asked

"Bah! Too lazy…." Riri answered.

A few minutes later Riri spoke up. "You know what we need? We need fish!"

"Fish?" Erru exclaimed

"Fishy?" Bluey tilted her head to the side.

"Yeah, fish! I'll be back! Don't blow anything up while I'm gone!" she called as she ran out the door, Bluey and Erru staring at her retreating back in confusion.

Just then a man with long white hair and red lines going down his face came waltzing in, with a creepy look on his face. He walked up to Bluey's Desk and asked. "So how does this work? I fill out some form or something and then I get to go out with one of you fine ladies."

"No" Erru answered for the confused blue haired girl.

"You fill out a form and we'll match you with one of the people who have also filled out forms at this agency." Explained an annoyed Brunette.

"How about we skip that and I go out with one of you?"

"No" Erru said bluntly.

"Well then, I probably should tell you my name first," The old man grinned. "My name is Jiraiya, the toad sage! One of the three sannin!"

Bluey and Erru just sat there, "…who?"

Jiraiya stood in shock and smiled, "well then, what a better way to get to know someone but with a date?"

"I said no!" Erru said again, firmly.

"Who said I was talking to you! Come on, you know you want to go on a date with me," Jiraiya said to Bluey, grabbing her hand.

"Guys I'm back!!" Riri shouted, carrying a fish bowl with 2 fish and an electric fan. Riri looked over to Jiraiya, who was bugging Bluey, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!!! PERVERT GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!!" Riri put down the fish bowl and started beating him with the fan.

-5 minutes later-

Jiraiya was on the floor, a bit of a bloody nose from seeing Riri's oversized chest, and beaten to snot for harassing Bluey.

"Now what do you want?!!" Riri questioned, waiting for him to say the wrong thing so she could hit him again.

"Hey, did you guys…. Hey Ero-sennin!!" Naruto said looking at him beat up on the floor.

"Ne, ne, Ero-sennin what happened to you?" Naruto questioned the toad hermit.

"A wonderful thing kid, a very wonderful thing; even if I had to go through all the pain, I'd do it again." Jiraiya smiled as his nosebleed increased.

"HENTAI!!!" Riri screamed as she kicked him the side, sending him flying out the door and crashing into the wall across the street.

"Yup, definitely worth it…hehehe" he giggled as he slid down the wall.

Bluey ran out of the building and went up to Jiraiya, but stood a bit away from him. "Are you alright?"

"IF YOU TOUCH HER, I'LL CASTRATE YOU!!!!!" Riri screamed from inside the building.

"Such violent behavior" Jiraiya mumbled as he stood up. "I'll be fine."

"Haven't you ever been told to treat your elders with respect?" Jiraiya questioned the pink head girl

"Riri-chan doesn't treat anyone with respect only her friends and peoples she likes." Bluey answered the question for her.

"Right Bluey-chan come on, we're closing shop for today, there's no business anyway." Riri called the blue haired girl in.

"Okay, but its only noon" Bluey said as she came into the shop again.

"Oi, Ero-sennin, buy me ramen!" Naruto whined at Jiraiya.

"Yeah, yeah, let's go kid." The toad hermit sighed.

"See ya guys, I hope I get my results soon!" Naruto called to the trio of girls as he went off with Jiraiya to get Ramen.

"Right…Bye bye" Erru waved as the two left.

Erru spoke up after the two were out of sight. "We still need to match people up you know….."

"Hmmm, we'll do that tonight, let's close shop and name the fish!!" Riri smiled.

After closing up shop, Riri and Bluey got out a desk and put the fish in to separate fish bowls, they were each placed on one end of the desk. Erru had gotten out nameplate thingies to put in front of the fish bowls so everyone knew whom they were.

Riri took one of the nameplates and scribbled a name onto it and but it down in front of a bright orange colored fish. The name read 'Bob'.

"Bob?" Erru questioned

"Yup! Bob, you two can name the other one, ok" she smiled as she sat down.

"We need to name this one…." Erru spoke, as she looked at the brightly colored fish that looked like a three year old took water-proof markers and scribbled all over it.

"Mr. Scribbles!!!" Bluey chimed

"Mr. Scribbles?" Erru questioned once again.

Bluey just nodded her head 'yes'. "Alright" Erru sighed as she scribbled his name onto the nameplate, and set it down in front of him.

"Ok, that jobs done." Erru sighed.

"No, we're not done yet, we have to give they a job!!" Bluey piped up.

"A job? …Hmm….how about professional listeners?" Erru suggested.

"Ok!" Bluey chimed and took another nameplate and wrote 'Professional Listeners' on it. She then set the plate down in between the two fish.

"'K! Now that we're all down that, let's get this going." Riri spoke up as she plugged in the fan she bet up Jiraiya with. Miraculously, it work and the rest of the after noon Riri sat at her desk with the fan going, wind in her face. It is believed she slept the entire time, while Erru and Bluey went shopping.

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Yay! End of chapter 2! Weeeeeeeeeeee! Anyway, Jiraiya came in and fish!! Nest chapter the matching shall begin. And Bluey shall meet …"YOU HAVE PRETTY HAIR!!" again…..