She leaned in and kissed Sokka and at that moment they realized they loved each other and they got married and became cabbages salesmen and had two kids who looked like cabbage and lived happily ever after. The end.
Just kidding!
Sokka did close his eyes but he did not 'pucker up'. Toph leaned in and punched him hard in the face. His eyes popped open and his hand flew to his cheek. "Ow! Worst kiss of my life!" Toph scowled at him. "What the hell? Did really deserve that?" he asked, glancing at Katara.
She looked at him for a few seconds looking a little skeptical. "Yeah kind of," she said blinking twice. Toph leaned in and kissed Sokka on the check.
"Their happy? I know that, kiss must have completed your life." She said sarcastically.
"You kissed him on the cheek," said Iroh.
"The card just said I had to kiss him. It didn't specify were," Toph said with her arms folded.
"Actually…" Aang began. But Sokka interrupted him.
"My turn," he said with a hint of excitement as he rubbed his cheek, which had already started to turn black. He picked the top card out of the truth or dare box. His eyes quickly slid over it. Then his pupils froze in disbelief. His eyes ran over the card a few more times. His lips slowly slid over his face in a smile as he looked up from the card.
"What?" Katara and Aang asked together. Zuko raised an eyebrow.
"I get to kick the person on my left as hard as I can," He said through a grin.
"Oh yeah, I put the cards in that order on purpose. That way a guy could kiss the girl on his right and if the girl on the left didn't enjoy it then she could kick the guy in the balls for revenge," Iroh stated.
"Then it shouldn't count if he put that way on purpose," Toph said a little nervously. She new that Sokka was pretty strong and he definitely didn't like being punched by girls. "She's right said," Katara with a slight frown.
"Aw common," said Aang. "I think that that was a pretty good idea on Iroh's part. Anyway, your not scared are you Tophy?" He raised his eyebrow twice in a taunting way.
"No twinkle toes," She said calmly. "I'm not afraid of ponytail's kicks." She stood up; her arms were still folded. "Give me your best shot captain boomerang." She closed her eyes even though that made no difference. Sokka lifted his leg getting ready to deliver a harsh blow but thought better of it and lightly touched her leg. Toph opened her eyes and raised her eyebrows. He gave her a toothless smile. "Why," she asked, unfolding her arms and releasing her eyebrows.
"Come on, I'm not that mean," He said. "I wouldn't kick a blind girl." This joke didn't have the effect he expected it to have. He knew how powerful and tough Toph was. He also knew how much Toph hated it when people treated her like an invalid, but he was Sokka. At times he didn't think.
"Are you saying that I'm weak?!" She asked heatedly. "Let me show you how powerful I am!" Iroh flew in front of her.
"Please, calm down kids, this is no way to behave. If you can't handle this game then we'll just have to stop playing." He said with a disapproving shake of his head.
"No," Aang wined. "I like this game a lot." Toph sat down.
"Fine," she said. "Its your turn Iroh." Sokka and Iroh sat down as well. Iroh picked a card from the box and read it. An evil smile stretched over his face.
"What does it say? What does it say?" Aang asked excitedly. Iroh handed the card to him to read. The grin fell off of his face. "Holy shit! He has to moon us!" Katara and Zuko both tried to snatch the card from Aang.
"Let go!" Zuko snapped, yanking the card hard.
"You let go," She hissed grabbing his hand. He quickly with drew it, still clutching the card.
"Don't touch me, peasant," he spat.
"Don't call me a peasant!" She spat back. They glared at each other for several moments. "What are you looking at?" Katara finally said.
Your ugly face!" he barked. They continued to stare at each other. "Stop looking at me," Zuko finally said breaking his gaze away from her. He sat back down and handed the card back to Aang who gave it to Katara. She took the card but continued to look at Zuko.
Why did he hate her so much? Why did she care so much about what he thought? It had been two weeks since Zuko killed his sister and joined them. He had trouble getting along with everyone at first, but by now he got along with everyone but Katara. She couldn't break her eyes away from him. She felt very strange when she looked at him. Your just shocked that someone could be so ugly Katara she tried telling herself. But she knew this wasn't true. He looked at her and she could see pink cross onto his face. He used to be so pale but now his skin had tanned to a nice tone. "What?" he said coldly. He kept looking at her making her feel weird, but in a good way.
She shuddered and looked away at the worst possible time, for she saw, a big hairy monster! She had completely spaced out and while she was spacing out Iroh had been preparing to moon them. Yes, the big hairy monster was Iroh's ass. She couldn't turn her head away because she thought it was so sexy! Not. Then, a horrid thought struck her mind. What if Zuko had inherited this?! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! And with that awful thought she fainted.