After their dinner with the Turks, Yuffie and Vincent paid for their food and went walking out toward the Da-Chao statues. The sun was going down and it was getting a little cold. Yuffie shivered a little.
"Are you cold?" Vincent asked her.
Yuffie nodded. "Yeah. It's just a bit chilly."
Vincent took his jacket off. "Here. You wear it." He put it on around her shoulders.
Yuffie blushed. "Thanks." 'It even smells like him...' she thought.
The two of them continued to walk until they reached the foot of the statues. Vincent looked up at them. "What are we going to do, climb it?"
Yuffie nodded. "Yup. It's fun, come on." She began climbing up a foot and looked back at Vincent. "Come on, it's easy. If Aeris can do it, you can."
Vincent sighed. "Oh, alright." He climbed up after her.
In the bushes...
"What's goin' on over there?" Rude asked.
"SHHHH! I can't hear them!" Reno complained.
"Sorry!" Rude apologized.
"SHHH!" Reeve scolded.
Rude sat down and put his hands over his mouth. Reno took another shot. Reeve grabbed the binoculars.
"They're climbing up the Da-Chao" Reeve reported.
"WHY?" Rude asked.
"It's the most famous make-out spot in Wutai, DUUUUH!" Reno said, slamming his shot glass on the ground and pouring more sake into it.
"So Yuffie's trying to get Vinny to kiss her, huh?" Reeve asked, looking through the binoculars.
"Mmm-hmm." Reno said.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THREE DOING?!?!" A loud female voice boomed behind them.
The three men shook in terror. They didn't even have to turn around to know who it was.
"Uh, hey Scarlet." Rude said, cowering.
"Don't you 'Hey Scarlet' ME!" Scarlet shouted. "Why aren't you three at the company? Do you even KNOW what happened?!?"
The three Turks shrugged.
"WELL, I'LL TELL YOU!" Scarlet yelled. "Take a look at this." She pulled over a TV and VCR. Scarlet took a tape out from her dress and put it in the VCR.
On the tape, it showed Sephiroth dancing around in the main control room.
"La la la la la AMERICA! La la la la la AMERICA! La la la la la AMERRICA! La la la la la AMERRRRIIIIICAAAAAA!" He sang the score from West Side story, imporvising when he forgot the words, spinning around. His Masamune, strapped to his back was knocking pictures off the walls and breaking Reeve's collection of porcelain puppies.
"MY PUPPIES!" Reeve shouted.
Scarlet sweatdropped. "It gets worse, trust me."
As the tape continued to run, Sephiroth did a puppet show with his socks, stripped down his boxers and pretend to surf on the control board... but the last thing Sephiroth did really got to Reeve. Sephiroth was nosing around the controls and noticed a shiny, candy-like button.
"Hmm, what's THIS one do?" Sephiroth leaned over and hit the self-destruct button.
"CAN'T HE READ?!?" Reeve shouted. "IT SAYS SELF-DESTRUCT RIGHT OVER THE BUTTON!!"
Within minutes, Reeve's Kick-Ass Co. was no more. Reeve sat on the ground, crying into Scarlet's dress.
Scarlet looked down at the defeated President. "Get off me."
"Right, sorry." He scrambled over to where he was sitting in the bushes and cried there. Scarlet sighed and walked away.
Back with Yuffie and Vincent...
"Isn't this cool?" Yuffie asked. "You can see all of Wutai from here."
Vincent nodded. "Yes, quite stunning."
The two of them were standing on what was supposed to be a hand in part of the statue. Yuffie sat down and hugged her knees. She rested her chin on top of her knees and sighed. "Vincent?"
"Yeah?" Vincent answered, sitting down by Yuffie.
"Do you think I'm annoying?" she asked.
"No, not really. Sometimes you act a little hyper, but you're young still. It's expected."
"Oh." Yuffie looked down. "So I'm 'young'?"
Vincent wasn't sure where this conversation was going. "Well, yeah. How old are you? 16?"
Yuffie frowned. "I'll be 17 in November..."
"See?" Vincent said. He was trying to help, but he was only making Yuffie feel worse.
">sigh< Maybe I am just a kid to you." Yuffie said. Vincent raised an eyebrow. 'Damn, I almost forgot she likes me... she must think I'm such an ass now.' He thought. 'Time to redeem myself.' He put an arm around Yuffie and pulled her closer to him. "Don't worry Yuffie, you're not 'just a kid' to me."
Yuffie blushed. She leaned her head on her shoulder and closed her eyes. 'This is perfect...' she thought.
Back in the bushes...
"WOO-HOO! Go Vincent!" Rude cheered as he peered through the binoculars.
Reno made an unsuccessful attempt to grab the binoculars. "Lemme shee" he demanded in a drunken stupor. Rude handed the binoculars to Reno, who looked throught them through the wrong end. "Wow, they're pretty far away." He put the binoculars down and laid on the ground.
Reeve was huddled in a bush, crying for the loss of his company.
Back with Vincent and Yuffie...
"Did you hear something?" Yuffie asked.
"No, I didn't." Vincent said. "Maybe it was the wind?"
Yuffie shrugged. "Maybe."
Vincent thought for a moment. "Yuffie, may I ask you something?"
"Go ahead."
"I was wondering, if maybe you weren't doing anything..." Vincent was blushing now. "...if maybe you would like to be my date for Cloud's wedding?"
Yuffie nodded. "Of course I'll go with you." 'YESSSS!' Yuffie thought.
Vincent smiled. "Thank you." 'Yessss!' he thought.
After a little while, the two of them went back to Yuffie's and went to bed. (Vincent slept on the floor, you perverts)
Outside in the bushes...
"ZZZZZZZZZ" Reno snored.
">sniff< M-my company..." Reeve cried.
Rude sweatdropped.
In a sewer somewhere...
"Geez, I wish I knew where I was..." Sephiroth said in the darkness as his feet sloshed through the dirty water. He held his Masamune in one hand, and in the other he held a porcelain puppy. "Geez, what's with Reeve and these things anyway?" Sephiroth thought he heard something behind him. "Someone there?"
"No." The something replied.
"Oh, okay. I was just check-heeeyy, someone IS there, HUH?" Sephiroth said.
"DUH." The something replied.
"So who is it?" Sephiroth asked, hands on his hips.
The figure stepped out of the darkness. "Hey Sephers."
"WOW! President ShinRa? I thought that Weapon killed your ass!"
Rufus frowned. "Well... HE DIDN'T!"
Sephiroth backed away a little bit. "Well damn, you don't have to yell at me."
Rufus hung his head. "Sorry."
"It's okay. Hey, wanna come over my house?"
"Sure." Rufus shrugged. "Why the hell not?"
Sephiroth smiled. "Cool. We can play with my new karaoke machine."
THE END
I know I only touched on Yuffie and Vincent's "romance" in this, but it's for a reason, okay?TRUST ME. This actually served as more of a prelude to another story I'm working on featuring Sephiroth as the main character. And yes, Rufus plays a BIG part in it. So all you Rufus fans may rejoice becuase he's not dead! WOO-HOO! Keep your eyes open for my next story "Formula For a Boy Band". Ja ne!!! -Misa-chan