Hopefully this chapter is longer than my last one. I don't have Microsoft Word, so spell-checking and editing is done last minute. So go enjoy and don't forget to review. And no spamming the comments with parings.
Routine. It's what directs what happens in our day. I wake up, get dressed, eat breakfeast, plan out then construct some new invention to test out with our friends. Candace will always try to bust us, but to no avail because it always disappears by the time Mom comes home, who thinks Candace is going insane. Even our catchprases are always at the same time like Phineas's "I know what we are going to do today" or Isabella's "Whatcha doing". The only thing that isn't controlled by routine is my thoughts. I can think of whatever the hell I want, from donut eating elephants to who will get the gold at the Olympics. It's nice to have a bit of freedom in this life of routine. Oh, looks like Phineas is going to tell me his idea for what we should do today. As he blabbers on about this ground-breaking idea of his, I try to focus something that won't bore me to death. Then I see her, a full blown Aphrodite with small glasses standing right in front of me. My heart has a panic attack. C'mon, stay cool Ferb! Don't pay too much attention to those gorgeous hazel eyes, her beautiful curves that guys will drool for. This is Ferb Fletcher, the smoothest, most laidback guy in school whose had girls literally throw themselves at him, panicking about a girl. But then Gretchen isn't just some girl, she's an angel from heaven, a fearless leader and a intelligent woman all rolled into one package. A sexy package indeed. "Oh Hey Ferb" Cue the spring sound effect because I just got a hard-on from the love of my life. "Hey dweebs, shove it 'cause' Buford and his nerd are comin' to the party. Just great. This is going to be a long day.
Whats going to happen next? And why is Ferb not at ease with Buford? Stay tuned for next up: Isabella.
The Wizard is Out!