Different Lives, Different Outcomes
Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto characters, Masashi Kishimoto does.
"Fire in the hole!" – Speaking
'I will rule the world!' – Thoughts
{Facepalm!} - Speed talk
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Coffee Addict Naruto 01
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"Waaaaahhhoooooooo! I'magenin!" Naruto yelled excitedly as he ran through the village to the academy to meet his genin team and jounin sensei. {Wahoo! I'm a genin!}
Normally Naruto was hyperactive, but a year ago, Naruto was depressed after failing the second genin exam and went to Ichiraku to cheer himself up...but it didn't seem to work and that's saying something if ramen doesn't cheer Naruto up. So he decided to try something new and that was coffee. It gave him a little buzz...something he desperately needed to stay happy and sane against the evil of the village. Not everyone wanted a super hyperactive Naruto and Umino Iruka felt sorry for the poor sap who would be his sensei.
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"Team 7 is Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto with your sensei of Hatake Kakashi." Iruka said and Sakura started to squeal but it was drowned out by the super speed Naruto was yelling.
"Yes! I'monSakura-chan'steam! Isn'tthatgreatSakura-chan?! EventhoughSasuke-teme'sonoutteam,we'llbeawesome!" Naruto yelled out loud for all to hear. {Yes! I'm on Sakura-chan's team! Isn't that great Sakura-chan?! Even though Sasuke-teme's on the team, we'll be awesome!}
The whole classroom stared before simultaneously shaking their heads and two loud bangs sounded throughout the room. Yes, Sakura and Sasuke hit their heads on their desks. Kiba laughed at Sasuke and Sakura's plight and just said with a grin, "Good luck."
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"...my first impression of you is you're annoying. Meet me on the roof," their jounin instructor said before he popped out.
Naruto jumped up in excitement and exclaimed, "Yes! Let'sgototheroof! Raceyou!" And it seemed like he flashed away leaving only an after image. Sasuke and Sakura shared an exasperated look before following their crazy teammate. {Yes! Let's go to the roof! Race you!}
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"Whattookyouguyssolong?! We'vebeenwaitingforever!" Naruto asked. {What took you guys so long?! We've been waiting forever!}
"We're not as high as you are dobe," Sasuke smirked.
"High? We'reatthesameheightuphere!" Naruto said with confusion. {High? We're at the same height up here!}
Both other genin hung their head while Kakashi started his speech, "So let's get to know each other with your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams for the future."
"Why don't you go first sensei," Sakura smiled shyly.
"Okay. You know my name, my likes...my dislikes...my hobbies...my dreams," Kakashi giggled, "Your turn pinky."
"My name is Haruno Sakura, I like-" she broke off to squeal loudly, "I dislike Ino-pig and super hyperactive Naruto-baka, my hobbies-" she looked to Sasuke and giggled, "and my dreams-" she squealed louder with some giggles mixed in. Kakashi knew he had a lot of work cut out for him with the only girl on the team.
"You go next broody."
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I have no likes and many dislikes. My hobby is training and I don't have a dream but an ambition, to resurrect my clan and kill a certain man." Sakura was impressed by his depressive and egomaniac ambition, Kakashi just sighed thinking how much work he'd have to do with his team and Naruto's thoughts went a mile a minute (more like seconds).
Kakashi was about to tell Naruto to go with his own nickname for the kid but Naruto couldn't contain his excitement and introduced himself.
"Yeah! Myturn! MynameisUzumakiNaruto! Ilikepranks,ramen,andcoffee,can'tforgetthecoffee. Nopenopenope. Ireallyhatethethreeminutesittakestomakecoffeeandramen! Yupyupyup! Myhobbiesarepranking! Ohyesandtryingdifferentcoffeeandramen! Somuchfun! Andmydreamistotasteasmanycoffee'sasIcansinceit'sthebestthingintheworld!" Naruto claimed. The rest of the team had to think a little to understand him and Sasuke was the first to with a snort of laughter he tried to hide. {Yeah! My turn! My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I like pranks, ramen, and coffee, can't forget the coffee. Nope nope nope. I really hate the three minutes it takes to make coffee and ramen! Yup yup yup! My hobbies are pranking! Oh yes and trying different coffee and ramen. So much fun! And my dream is to taste as many coffee's as I can since it's the best thing in the world!}
Kakashi gave his typical, you're not really genin, you have another test and don't eat breakfast you'll throw up before telling them the training ground he wanted them to meet in then he left in a puff of smoke.
"OhKami! That'ssocool! Iwanttolearnhowtodothat! Icanbeevenfaster!" Naruto exclaimed with stars in his eyes, "OkayIgottago! SeeyoutomorrowSakura-chan,Sasuke-teme! Whoot!" {Oh Kami! That's so cool! I want to learn how to do that! I can be even faster! Okay I gotta go! See you tomorrow Sakura-chan, Sasuke-teme! Whoot!}
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