WFA: REAL SHIELD SUMMIT EPISODE DEUX!
The screen cuts to a little room with a coffee table. We see the four members of Re-Vengeance sitting down on a sofa in front of the coffee table.
"So...we're here at the Escobar residence aka Freddy and Angelica's house. We're in LA for a WFA event." Furno begins to explain. "We asked if we can film Real Shield Summit here in one of the meeting rooms. Freddy said yes as long as we clean up after so...let's do this."
Hooky with Sloane - Bird Creek
(REAL SHIELD SUMMIT!)
"Alright, first things first…" the Ohioan begins. "-time for the jar."
(JAR OF PUNISHMENT)
"Okay…let's get the jar…" he then pulls out the glass jar of papers from underneath the table, then draws from it. He sets it down then reads the piece of paper.
"This is from Katarina Love, one of you must go out to the street with a sign that says 'Honk if you think I'm hot' then the others must act like the Lio Rush to their Bobby Lashley." he finishes.
They all look at one another in awkward silence.
"Um…rock paper scissors?" Nyx raises her fist.
(Spongebob "Two minutes later" screen)
The screen now cuts to the group out on the streets. Nyx is holding the camera and we see the others wear shades, but Raptor Reigns is only wearing basketball shorts and white shoes. He is holding a board that says "HONK IF YOU THINK I'M HOT!"
"Well, the uce lost." Furno starts. "So, he'll be Lashley while the rest of us are Lio Rush so...let's do this…"
They all go to a busy street and, already, some people have started honking at the Samoan. They all begin laughing.
"We haven't even reached the intersection yet." Nyx points out from behind the camera.
"Maybe I'm just that hot." Raptor brags.
"Anyway, we'll be back once we're at the intersection."
The screen cuts to the group being bombarded with car honks as Raptor stands near the stoplight, holding up the sign while the others tell him to do random poses.
"Side chest pose, dude!" Aiden calls out as the Samoan (reluctantly obliges).
"Why am I doing this?" Raptor groans, then Furno tells him, "Do the Lashley Glutes!"
"No!" he yells back as the honks continue.
"Double biceps then!"
That one, he does, and the honks continue. A few more seconds later…
"I think that'll do. Let's go!" Furno calls.
The screen cuts back to them in the meeting area.
"Well, that was not fun." Raptor glares at the others.
"Let's just go on ahead with Yeah Or Nope…" Furno sighs.
(YEAH OR NOPE)
"So…today's theme is Harry Potter." Nyx starts. "And hopefully, this works out better than the previous episode. I say Rangi, you go first." (Yes, they call each other by their real names even though I'm also typing their ring names.)
The Samoan claps his hands together, grinning excitedly. "What if I told you guys that I made…"
He then stands up to get something from outside the room. It then cuts to the shocked faces of the others.
"Butterbeer!" Raptor exclaims, setting down a 16oz thermos.
"Like the Harry Potter World Butterbeer?" Aiden asks.
"This version is homemade by yours truly. Not alcoholic, too." he brags. "Shall I get the glasses?"
They all nod. A while later, Raptor returns with glasses as he pours some Butterbeer in them.
"CHEERS!" they all say, clunking the glasses together and sipping down the Butterbeer. When the group sets their glasses down, they all nod in approval.
"I immediately forgot about you pretending to be Lashley. YEAH!" Furno raises his YEAH paddle.
Nyx and Aiden quickly raise their YEAH paddles as well.
"I rest my case." Raptor sets the glass down and stands up in pride.
"Alright. Who's next?" Aiden asks.
Furno sighs and raises his hand, then pulls out a familiar book.
"It's the monster book from Prisoner of Azkaban." he says boringly.
It doesn't take long for everyone to raise their NOPE paddles, well, except for Nyx. She has her YEAH paddle.
"I like books." she says.
"Alright, anyone gonna redeem this segment?" Furno asks. Nyx gladly raises her hand and grabs something from under the table. She then reveals a bunch of familiar looking plush toys.
"Is that the Niffler from Fantastic Beasts?" Furno asks.
"And there's one for all of us!" Nyx exclaims proudly, hugging her Niffler plush tightly.
Furno sighs and raises a YEAH paddle, and so do Raptor and Aiden.
"Something good, for once. Alright, Aiden. Go for it." the Samoan tells his teammate, who leaves the room for a little while, only to come back with his laptop and a box.
"May I present to you…" he starts as he sets the laptop down and pulls something out from the box. "The Coding Wand!"
Aiden reveals an actual wand. "Watch and learn." The others look on as the computer shows a familiar scene from the first Harry Potter movie.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" Aiden simply moves the wand and the feather in the screen begins to float in the direction of the wand's tip.
"You know what, YEAH!" Raptor announces.
"YEAH!" Furno and Nyx raise their YEAH paddles.
"It's LeviOHsa, not LevioSAH!" after that impression, Aiden spreads his arms in pride.
"Well, we've finally redeemed this segment." Furno smiles. "Last segment for today and it's a new segment, not sure how well this will end for me...Lunatic Vs Warmaster."
(LUNATIC VS WARMASTER)
"So...as you all probably know, I am dating one of the most violent women I've ever met: Rayleen Barnett and I have not beaten her dad, the Warmaster Josh Barnett, in any competition so far: MMA and Magic the Gathering, both lost to him. BUT, today is the day I will finally beat him at something. But, because video games are kinda cheating, I have challenged him...to a game of Cornhole."
The others begin laughing after Furno finishes talking.
"Well, we're having the game in the backyard so, let's go." Nyx says as they all stand up.
The screen cuts to a fancy looking backyard, covered in a bed of grass, dotted with some trees, and surrounded by a fence. The camera shows Furno tossing a bean bag up and down.
"Okay, Jace. How are you feeling?" Nyx asks from behind the camera.
"Nervous...but confident." Furno manages a smile.
"Okay, I'll just go over to the other side."
The camera now shows us Warmaster Josh Barnett and his daughter and WFA wrestler Rayleen Barnett.
"Alright, Mr. Barnett. It's you against Jacen in cornhole. How are you feeling?" Nyx asks.
The Warmaster simply chuckles and says "Just like in the ring and with cards, I'm gonna squash him."
Nyx turns the camera to the War Queen. "And thoughts on yet another competition between your boyfriend and your dad?"
"I love Jace and all, but I still think he's in over his head." she replies.
Then, it cuts to Nyx standing in the middle of the two boards. "Same rules: one throw a turn, 3 points in the hole, 1 on the board, 0 if it touches the floor. First to 21 wins. Let's see what happens."
Josh Barnett gets the first throw...but it hits both the board and the floor. No points for him. Furno goes next...and it lands on the board, barely. One point for him. Warmaster goes next, and his bean bag successfully goes in the hole of the opposing board.
As the throws continue, Nyx looks at the camera. "Y'know what. This is boring to watch and I didn't think this through."
Then a certain Ghost Fox from behind the camera says "Benny Hill theme engage!"
The Benny Hill theme plays as the Warmaster and the Lunatic Punisher exchange throw after throw, racking up points. The montage shows Rayleen throwing on behalf of her dad at one point, getting, well, one point, Furno managing a hole shot, barely, a bean bag somehow hitting Furno near the groin, where it cuts with a record scratch.
"You okay?!" Rayleen calls out, prompting Furno to raise a thumbs up.
"Worse things have hit me in the same area!" he replies.
The montage ends with a score of 20-18 in Furno's favor, and it's Josh's throw. He lobs the bean bag...it hits the floor behind the opposing cornhole board!
"Holy shit! If Jace even gets this on the board and only the board, it's over!" Nyx announces as Furno prepares to throw his bean bag with a shit eating grin. He throws...then...it...hits the board! AND IT ALSO TOUCHES THE FLOOR!
Everyone immediately loses their minds.
"NO!" one can easily hear Furno's cry of agony upon seeing he blew his one chance at getting one over the Warmaster.
"You effin' messed up, man!" Raptor laughs.
The camera pans to see Rayleen looking on in disbelief while her father laughs at his opponent's misfortune.
"Did I just see that happen?" Aiden asks.
"You definitely did!" Raptor calls from somewhere out of the camera.
"I know Jace has been in legitimate street fights as a kid," Rayleen starts. "-beat the shit out of stalkers in places, and other violent stuff, yet he messes up big time in a Cornhole game."
"That was so funny. Alright, let me end this…" Josh regains his composure and throws his bean bag. And as if some god spat on the Ohioan's luck, it goes into the hole! 20-21. Winner: Warmaster.
"Welp, that's game." Nyx says as the camera shows the MMA fighter raise a fist in triumph, then it shows a moping lunatic sitting on the nearby bench with Rayleen beside him.
"How did that feel, winning yet again in another competition with the Lunatic Punisher?" Nyx approaches the Warmaster.
"Simple, really. I let him know that whether it's combat sports or not, I don't mess around."
Then she goes over to Furno and Rayleen.
"So...what happened?" the Texan asks. All Furno does is bury his head on the War Queen's shoulder in shame and hugs her. She shakes her head and pats him in the back.
"Uh...anything to say about his epic fail?" Nyx asks Rayleen.
"Should I say anything?" she chuckles. "I mean, he tried."
Then, Furno immediately breaks away and says "Wow, really?" as Rayleen laughs at him. Afterwards, Furno looks at the camera with an not so confident grin.
"Why did I make this a real segment?" he sighs.
"Because you wanted to beat my dad at something and show it to the world that you're not the wimp of this relationship?" Rayleen chuckles.
"Not 'wimp', but more like the punching bag. Anyway, before this little spat with us continues, Happy Holidays to everyone and we'll be seeing you with another episode, another time."