Chapter 2: Santa Hunt

Thistleclaw bounced happily in his elf costume. "Where are we going Brokensanta?" he asked.

Brokenstar smacked him. "Don't call me that!"

"Why nooooooot?" Thistleclaw wailed. Brokenstar glared at him.

"Because I said so! Anyway, today the plan begins. We're capturing and hopefully killing Santa!"

Thistleclaw gasped, "You can't do that! He'll put you on the naughty list!"

Brokenstar rolled his eyes, "And?"

Thistleclaw seemed shocked "What do you mean 'and'?! You won't get any presents!"

"Whatever. Let's go get our reindeer." When they got to where they were supposed to go, only Tigerstar, Mapleshade, Darkstripe, Breezepelt, and Hawkfrost were there. "Where are our reindeer?" Brokenstar demanded "I ordered some off Amazon!"

Breezepelt looked at a piece of paper "No wonder we were stuffed in boxes!" he exclaimed "We're your reindeer!"

Brokenstar's face fell, "Ahem, you can't fly."

There was a loud squeal and all attention was turned to Hawkfrost, who was skipping around with a baggie full of pink glittery stuff "Pixie dust!", Hawkfrost yowled.

Thistleclaw padded up, snatched the pixie dust and sprinkled it on his head. Jumping into the air, he glided forward and smacked a wailing Hawkfrost with the baggie. "Ima birday!" he yowled.

With an annoyed grumble, Tigerstar leapt and whacked Thistleclaw out of the air. The gray and white tom landed directly on his face, and as soon as he sat up he started wailing. "Brokensanta, Tigerstar hit me!"

Brokenstar ignored him, and instead pulled out a sleigh and harnesses with green and red bells on them. He gave Tigerstar, Mapleshade, Darkstripe, Breezepelt, and Hawkfrost the harnesses. "Put these on," he mewed.

For the first time, Mapleshade spoke, she snapped her fingers sassily "Ain't no way I'm wearing that!"

Brokenstar glared at her "Put it on!" he yowled.

When everyone put on their harnesses he clipped them together and attached them to the sleigh. Brokenstar sighed when he realized Thistleclaw wasn't with him. He got up walked over, and whacked the tom with a bell. "Come here!"

"Ooooow," he wailed "You hit me!"

Brokenstar rolled his eyes "I'm aware, I did it on purpose."

Rubbing his head, Thistleclaw climbed into the sleigh. Brokenstar jumped in and sprinkled the "reindeer" with pixie dust. "Onward reindeer!" he yowled.

Mapleshade turned and stared at Brokenstar "Excuuuuuuuuse me?!" she mewed.

"Just go!" Brokenstar ordered "I'm coming for you, Santa." he meowed "I will ruin Christmas."