Things That Piss Me Off, by Harry Potter.
Draco flipping Malfoy. Seriously, can't he get a life and stop ruining MINE? Voldemort. Need I say more? Trelawney and her "groupies". Okay... Professor? If I was dead about 637 times now.... then shouldn't I be a ghost? Solid. Duh. Going to grab a nice red Every Flavour Bean, thinking it will be strawberry, and ending up with Christmas candlewax. Cupboards. This damn author who makes me sound like a whiny teenage girl and-
The author who cut me off.
Dementors, of course.
Rats.....
Snape. And if you do not realize as to why, then you are even stupider than I thought. You were stupid for first coming to read this fic... but now... *shakes head*
When Ron goes into one of his jealous fits.
When people act like I'm something special.
People who gawk at my damn scar.
Snape, Malfoy and Voldemort.
Hermione's know-it-all phases, she sort of creeps me out with Hogwarts, a History.
Aunt Marge and Ripper
Garfield from that cartoon snip in the newspaper.... That cat has problems...
The damn author for making me do this thing...
Mustard. Don't ask.
Did I mention Voldemort Malfoy and Snape?
P.s. give me a few pointers and please review, lame, yes, I know. Do I honestly care? No.